Hey everyone! Well, Sunday feels like a Huddy day to me….so…..here you go! By the way this part of the story will be broken up into several parts ..but I will try my best to get the following chapters up within the next few days. Enjoy and thanks for all the reviews I've received so far!
Chapter 4
"Wow! That is a really good picture of the two of you." Wilson comments over to House and Cuddy as the four of them, including Sam of course, stand in front of the booth near the exit of the roller coaster they had just been upon, looking up at the images that had been snapped by the camera near the end of the ride.
"What can I say, Lisa loves bumpy rides." House comments back to his friend with a sly smirk before glancing over at Cuddy who is biting back her smile as she stands beside him.
"Yes, well... where to next?" Cuddy asks after clearing her throat slightly, needing to get away from the picture before a blush rises up from her cheeks.
"Hmm, well we could go-" Wilson starts to say.
"Oh my god, Wilson! What the hell is up with that picture of you and Sam?" House interrupts loudly a second later as his eyes shift back to the booth they are standing in front of. His cane, now pointing to the image that has just popped up one of the small TV several screens inside the booth.
Wilson cringes, looking up at the photo of himself sitting beside Sam, with his mouth open wide like some kind of large mouthed bass and his eyebrows looking as if they ready to jump off of his face.
"I…it was a very steep drop." Wilson mumbles with embarrassment, while rubbing the back of his neck.
House gives him a look of disgust. "Do you even have a penis anymore? Or does Sam have it mounted above the fireplace now?" He asks.
"Oh that's really mature House, figures you'd find a way to spoil this double date." Sam quickly snaps at him with a holier than thou tone.
"I hardly think our double date is ruined because House said something sarcastic to Wilson, especially considering they have been friends since….well, I guess ever since you and Wilson got divorced." Cuddy replies back to the Sam with a tone that does not hide her irritation at the words Sam as spoken. Her resolve to hold back, dissolving after the woman's blatant attempt to pin some kind of blame on House over what is pretty much everyday conversation for the three of them, when Sam is not around of course.
Sam stares back at Cuddy blankly for a moment. "Lisa, are you trying insulting me?" She then asks frankly as the vein on the right side of her temple begins to throb.
With a cool expression, Cuddy shakes her head no while resisting the urge to roll her eyes at the woman and really let her have it. "Sam, I was just stating a simple fact in regards to how long James and Greg have known each other. There's really no need to be so defensive." She answers with a tone that is both clam and collective, which has been used several times in the past by her when she has given people just enough rope to hang themselves with.
Sam blinks, caught off guard and surprised by the anger that had quickly rose up inside of her at the thought that Lisa was trying to...well, put her in her place, before her mind warns her to stop and think before speaking this time as she suddenly realizes just how shaking the ground beneath her really is.
One wrong move, one hint of anger in her tone towards Lisa...and James may very well see that she is not as perfect as she wants him to believe she is.
"I'm sorry Lisa, I guess I'm just a little messed up from that roller coaster ride." Sam replies with another fake smile.
Right on cue, the boy wonder swings into action, placing his arm around Sam's waist.
"It's ok Sam…..riding a roller coaster can take a lot out of person." Wilson tells her with a sympathetic smile.
"Do you want to get a drink or something?" He then quickly offers to his girlfriend as he gives her waist a small squeeze.
Sam smiles over at him, "Yes James, that would be nice." She replies in a somewhat weak voice.
Wilson leans in and gives Sam a small kiss just before the two of them start walking towards one of the refreshment stands a couple of hundred yards away from the roller coaster.
"Hey, are you two coming?" He then yells back over his shoulder at House and Cuddy.
"We'll catch up to you in a minute!" Cuddy yells back to him, needing sometime to cool off before spending anymore time with Sam.
Turning back around, Cuddy looks up at House, who is looking down at her with a devilish grin upon his face.
"What?" She questions with a wrinkled brow.
"Is it wrong that I want to see you and Sam get into a catfight just so she had rip that dress off of you?" House asks her while taking a step closer to her, his vibrant blue eyes lowering to the cleavage perfectly housed between the halter top of the dress she is wearing.
Cuddy gives him a teasing grin. "Oh, I bet your awfully horny after our little roller coaster ride. Too bad there's really no way for you to get some release while we're here." She whispers with a soft voice before closing the remaining space between and wrapping her arms around his neck.
House gives her a stern look. "It's not very polite to be taunting the man who just got you off." He counters, as from beside them, a teenage kid bumps into his shoulder.
"Hey! Watch it Justin Bieber!" House growls at the skinny teen, who looks to be about seventeen, with jet black hair that it cut in most ridiculous, side swept mop, kind of way.
The kid gives him a sour and unimpressed look. "Sorry Gramps." He mumbles before his eyes dart over to Cuddy, with a smug smile rising up on his face.
"Hey Milf, if you ever get sick of Mister Viagra I'll be over at the Centipide." The boy then says to her, giving Cuddy a wink as he let's out a soft laugh just before he turns to go.
"Not so fast smartass!" House grumbles as he hooks his cane around the kid's neck and pulls him back just as the boy starts to walk away from them.
"House, no." Cuddy warns in an even tone, placing her hand on top of his.
House darts his eyes over to her. "Relax Milf, I'm not going to kill the loser without a cause." He assures her, however still keep the cane around the boy's neck as he turns the kid to face them once more.
"Hey Gramps either let me go or that cane is going up your ass!" The boy warns while gripping onto the cane with both hands.
There is however, a slight tremble to the boy's voice that tells House the teenage is far from being the toughass he wants so badly to be.
"Easy there teenage dirt bag. I have proposition for you." House tells kid as he removes the cane from around the boy's neck.
The boy looks at him for moment, his young face changing to one of confusion before his eyes widen slightly.
"Listen dude, I'm not gay if that's what you're thinking." The kid replies frankly.
House shakes his head and let's out a sigh while hearing the sound of Cuddy's soft laughter beside him.
"Listen dude, I assume that getting your hair just right and buying all those crappy clothes you're wearing…..and well, pretty much everything else you do that you think will make you look cool to the other kids you hang around with takes a lot of money. So, what would you say if I told you for less than 15 minutes of your time ..I'll pay you fifty bucks?" House offers.
The kid's face once again takes on a look of confusion until he suddenly smiles, with his eyes moving over to Cuddy.
"Oh, so you want me to do your wife while you watch?" The boy says softly with those same eyes now moving over the body of the older, but still smoking hot and sexy as hell dark haired woman standing next to the old, cranky douche bag, the boy's mind now starting to run through every online porno he's seen in which such a scenario has been played out.
A look of instant disgust pops up on Cuddy's face, her jaw dropping as she let's out a gasp.
"First of all we're not married, and second of all…it's beyond disgusting that you would even think…" She starts to say with outrage, however being cut off before she can finish as House lifts his cane up and points into the center of the boy's chest.
"Easy there kid, I know it's hard not to moved by those breasts. Especially considering how gorgeous they really are, but you and I both know you're way out of your league when it comes to a Milf like her." House comments over to the kid, knowing that his words will surely both embarrass and anger Cuddy a bit, but finding such joy in making her blush while also making her eyes narrow at him with that heat inside of them he simply cannot resist.
A slight frown takes over the kid's face as his pornographic fantasy is crushed.
"Ok dude, then what exactly do you want me to do?" The boy asks, ready to leave again unless the somewhat foreboding man in front of him doesn't soon make his intentions a bit clearer to him.
House gives the kid a crocodile smile, removing his cane from the boy's chest and pointing it over to the spot a few hundred yards away where Wilson and Sam are standing in line at a refreshment stand.
"See that guy over there?" House asked the kid.
"Yeah?" They boy responds.
"Well, we're gonna has some fun with him. And before you ask, I don't mean that in a gay way."
TBC…. ;)
