Ok so learnt a lesson, always check your calendar, before you make promises. As it turns out I had a six to eight page paper due today and I hadn't even started it, so if my teacher asks I rear ended someone. Where we on the story oh yeah I a stranger asks to give our star Naruto a ride. Today sucks.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Scrubs (I kept on forgetting to put it in the last chapters), Will and Grace, Airplane, or Americas Sweethearts, and Dane Cook.
Warning: This is a SasuNaru, also the characters may at times be OOC so my bad
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Closure
Ch. 4 Pumpkin Bombs at The Circus?
"Well, do you need a ride or are you just going to stare at me?" Sasuke said (A/N: I had half a mind to make it someone else but I thought what the hey).
"Yeah I guess I do need ride." I say looking around hoping Shika will show up. Wow Shika you are so dead I will tell Temari about every model that you dated before you met her, I will even tell her about how you had half a mind to never call her back after the first date. She will deal with you; she is after all a ball buster. I think as I climb into the car.
"I like your purse," Sasuke says smirking at me then looking at my brief case.
"Well I will have you know it's a brief case it just a very packed brief case so it's bulky." I say pouting.
"Whatever makes you feel better about having a purse," Sasuke says.
"You really haven't changed, much have you? You are still the same mean arrogant ass…" I was rudely interrupted by the man's giant hand covering my mouth.
Wow look at those hands, Jesus Christ I could get used to those hands. Oh no bad thoughts, bad thoughts. Must focus on anything except the soft hands that you wish were… I give up lets day dream about where else he could put those…
"Jesus what was that for Sasuke?" I say as I begin to rub the lips he just smacked with his abnormally huge hands, who has hands that big anyway? I bet you it's a birth defect or something.
"Well I noticed you spaced out again so I hit you, I hate being ignored," He said with a smirk. Look at his lips, can you say collagen; no one and I mean no one has those perfect poutty lips.
"So why were you sitting in the curb looking like an abandoned puppy?" He says.
OMG he thinks I'm cute. But wait this is Sasuke he probably hates anything cute. Not possible who in their right minds doesn't think puppies are cute? This is Sasuke we are talking about, he hates everything and anything, Point taken.
"Well you see I kind of pissed of my manager so the asshole abandoned me." I say looking at him which was a mistake because the minute I do I am filled with a desire to touch his face. "The whole runway show was almost ruined it's like I have bad luck or something." I say thinking back on this stress filled day, trying to ignore my obviously malfunctioning brain.
"Naruto you don't have bad luck, the reason bad things happen to you is that… well you're a dumbass." He says laughing.
"You are such an asshole you know that. If you were an event in the Olympics for the meanest person you would win a Nobel Prize." I say. "Fuck you know what I mean you would win a medal." Man this guy gets on my nerves and I'm such an idiot Nobel Prize, argh what the hell is wrong with me.
"You just make it to easy for someone to make fun of you idiot." Sasuke says as he comes to a stop.
"Well thank you very much for giving me a ride, to my humble home." I say getting out of the car.
"Hey moron I find puppies cute." He says driving off.
I knew it he thinks you're cute, he thinks… how the hell does he know where I live. Ok so I that the boy you have liked for like forever is a major stalker. I don't care I love him and we are going to be…
"Oh my god, Naruto I thought you had died you didn't answer my phone calls or Shika's phone calls, he was so worried about you he went out to find you, he feels bad about leaving you, who dropped you off?" She says looking after the car leaving the parking lot.
"I'm fine call Shika and tell him I'm still going to kill him, and Sasuke dropped me off." I say walking into my room.
The night was filled with dreams that are not appropriate for me to tell you, at least not yet anyways.
"Naruto its six get up you need to be at the open call in four hours." Temari said jumping into my bed.
"Two more hours" I say.
"Ten minutes only,"
"One hour,"
"Thirty minutes"
"Half an hour" I say trying to beat her.
"Deal!" she says walking out of my room.
"I don't think that went as well as I planned." I say getting up, despite my body's unwillingness to cooperate.
"Good your up talk to Kankuro he's having a bad time since he broke up with his girlfriend, well don't tell him I said this but he deserves it I mean honestly who cheats on a girl as sweet as Donna." Temari says blocking the top part of the phone.
"Uh, Temari, wrong end of the phone, and her name was Debbie" I say placing her hand over the correct part.
"Whatever here talk to him." She says walking off.
I don't want to talk to Kankuro he is probably moping and I can just imagine this conversation.
"Naruto everybody hates me," Kankuro says his voice breaking a little.
"Nobody hates you." I say trying to comfort him.
"Oh yes, they do. I was in a store the other day, you know that great store on Melrose? And there was a baby in a stroller and he was looking up at me and he was judging me. The whole world is judging me for what I did to Star."
"Her name was Debbie." I say.
"Hey Kankuro, we really don't have time to talk that much but why don't you come down to the open call so you can talk face to face with Temari." I say walking into the living room and hanging up the phone.
"She is going to kill you for that." Shika said as he went trough her purse.
"Not if I tell her you were going trough her purse without her permission." I say sitting down in the couch. "Why are you going trough her purse?"
"I don't know I always do this just to make sure she's not cheating," He says putting it away obviously satisfied by the thing he found or didn't find.
"What do you expect to find in there, the other guys dick or something?" I say still looking at him intently.
"You know what my Aunt Keturah would say if she were in this room right now?" I say to Shika.
"Why the hell did my parents name me Keturah?" Shikamaru said smirking.
"Keep it up I still haven't told her about Six Flags." I say.
"So what would your aunt Keturah say if she were here?" Shika said.
"She would say, trust is essential in any relationship, be it with a loved one or a friend. It is the very glue that holds that bond together. But it is a fragile thing. It takes only suspicion, not proof to take it all away." I say wisely.
"Yeah your aunt Keturah didn't tell you that," Shika says walking away from me.
"How do you know that," I say following him.
"I know she didn't tell you that because I told you that last year when you thought your boyfriend was cheating, oh and since when do you have a Jewish aunt." He says walking into his room and shutting the door, leaving me in the hallway blushing.
"Naruto did Shika kiss you too," Temari says jokingly as she walks out of their room.
"I heard that Temari, and I would never want to kiss Naruto, he's an idiot." Shika says lazily.
"Temari, I just wanted to let you know that Shika was going trough your purse without your permission." I say walking away.
"Dude that was cold," I hear Shika say from inside his room.
As I walk into my room all I hear is Temari screaming. "Shikamaru you lazy ass you better open this door right now."
Needless to say that that led to a very quite car ride. Shikamaru was glaring at me Temari was glaring at Shikamaru, and I was just thinking that I should get my own car instead of always carpooling with a couple, well a couple wouldn't be so bad it was just this couple.
I had to give this fight to Shika since he had made her cry, but I know for a fact this was not over. The only reason he had won was he had threatened to blow her up with a pumpkin bomb, which Temari was sure to tell Gaara about, and let's just say I would never threaten Temari with death.
I can just imagine the scene they will make at the damn open call I'm getting a headache just thinking about it.
"Yeah well it's not like you don't give me a reason to not think you're cheating." Shika will say all signs of boredom gone.
"You know what you are so right." Temari says. "You know what you're absolutely right and I didn't even know. Why would I even know? Because you are the czar of right, and we are all just floating in a see of wrong, as you go by in your ship of right, just please tell me throw me a lifeline so I know. You're right I don't even know if I'm right about this, I could be wrong about right now but you know. Why don't you tell me if I'm right, right now." Temari yelled.
"Uh guys I really think we should get back to the open…" I try to say.
"Stay out of it." They both yell at me.
Before Shika had time to say anything Temari walks away but before she is out the door she turns around and says:
"You're stupid like your father."
"Fuck," I say.
"Burn," Kiba yells.
"I could kill him if you want?" Gaara says to her retreating back.
"MY FATHER IS A BRILLIANT MAN" Shika yells after her.
"Naruto we're here." Temari says shaking me awake.
"Did you two patch things up; I don't want a scene in there." I say getting out of the car.
"Hey Naruto… are they fighting why are they fighting?" I hear Kakashi ask. "Children please tell me why you are fighting." Kakashi says motioning for them to sit down and talk to him.
"Well you see it all started when Temari was nagging me." Shika said.
"I don't nag." Temari said hitting him. "I will tell you why we are fighting; he threatened to blow me up with a pumpkin bomb." She finished by pointing wildly at Shika.
"Lord this is never going to end," I whisper putting my head down on the table.
"Karen, did I just hear my sister correctly?" Gaara says detaching himself from the corner he was in.
"You know what, Temari said some hurtful things, and Shika lost his cool and threatened her with death. Its not like you can judge him you threaten to kill Kiba in worse ways than that I say? Ok now can we please get ready for this damn open call?" I say exasperated.
"Naru has a point we need the second model for this campaign." Iruka said.
"Thank you, Kakashi you are here to sniff out potential, Iruka you're here to make sure they check out and only have one agency I don't want to have to pay two agencies, Shika you're here to make the deal with their agency, Temari you and my gram grams will be scoping out the hotties, Gaara you are here to make sure they can work on film, I will give the final yes. Ok so everyone knows why they are here? Good now lets…"
"Hey Naruto, why am I here?" Kiba asks sitting up.
"Uhm… coffee run," I say not realizing I had asked Kiba to show up.
"Ok Shika sits beside me Temari you and Gaara sit way the heck over there anyone else, sit where you want." I say ignoring the glare Kiba is giving me.
They day had gone horribly wrong not only had we not found the right model, but this thing had been like a circus, people had shown up dressed ridiculously, some of them who came couldn't even get out a decent picture. The icing on the cake had been however that two of the best applicants had been the flying monkeys who now had a role in my campaign.
"Naruto you don't have a choice, you have to pick a lead from either Neji or Sai." Temari says pulling out their portfolios again.
"I already told you that they can have a minor role in the damn thing but not the lead." I say.
"Is this because they called you tubbs, and degraded you and humiliated you in front of your friends," Kiba says sincerely.
"Or maybe because they used to pick on you in high school so much that they made you cry every day." Kakashi says looking up from, wait for it, a porn book.
"Naruto you just can't jeopardize this campaign over them calling you a bug fat fatty." My gram grams says.
"THANKS GUYS AND THAT IS NOT IT, but please anyone else want to mention to me how I used to be fat OR maybe pull a you were so fat joke." I say irritated.
"Brandy you were so fat…"
"Gaara shut up." Temari says. "Naruto what kind of person do you want."
"I want someone like Sa…"
"Hey dead last am I late for the open call?" Sasuke says walking up to the table.
"I think we found our second lead. Everyone agree so we can go eat." Shikamaru says.
His statement followed by a unison nod from everyone in the table.
"Congratulations bastard, you just got yourself the lead, for The Suzuki fall collection." I say. "Come be my studio later today so we can draw up your contract." I say heading towards Shika's car.
"Hn" is the only thing I get.
Oh come now like you didn't see this coming from a mile away. Hope you liked this chapter please leave your review or constructive criticism.
