I don't own Stacie or her songs; in fact I don't own anything in my stories except the plotless writing in itself. Here it is (Poor Stacie . . .) ***********************************************************************

Rogue had just finished putting on her make up when she heard Evan talking about how much he 'loved' Stacie. Rogue opened the door to the bathroom.

"Who's Stacie?" Rogue asked, assuming that it was a new student or something of that nature. Bobby's eyes grew wide and he looked at Evan.

"Stacie? You don't know Stacie Orrico? She's the epitome of the perfect balance of a cute, sweet girl who sings songs about how rotten a guy is but how much she loves him and wants to be with him regardless of his abusive and sexist nature." Bobby provided. Rogue gave them confused looks and just made her way to her bedroom.

She groaned when she heard Kitty sobbing on her bed, holding her care bear in her arms. She felt a huge obligation of at least asking what was wrong.

"Why the hell are ya cryin' now?" she asked. Kitty looked up at her with beautiful swollen teary eyes.

"Lance broke up with me!" she shouted and commenced to cry again.

"Oh," Rogue said and immediately forgot about it. She sat down on her bed and pulled out a new novel when she heard Kitty mess with the radio while sniffing loudly. Some music came on and Kitty groaned.

"This is how I feel about Lance!" she cried out.

I can't get out of bed today

Or get you off my mind

I just can't seem to find a way

To leave the love behind

I ain't trippin

I'm just missing you

You know what I'm saying

You know what I mean

Rogue sighed when the song began, assuming that Kitty would moan over the situation by herself. But no, that wasn't to be.

"Remember the time that he climbed into the balcony and sang to me that song," Kitty cried. Rogue rolled her eyes.

"How could ah forget," Rogue said. She remembered how he had stood outside singing 'I love you, you love me' etc. etc. Right afterwards Logan had to take him to the hospital after Rogue 'accidentally' shoved him off the balcony.

The time passed and she managed to convince Kitty to take a trip to the mall so she could stop listening to that maddening song. Rogue saw a record store and decided to by an old Violent Femmes c.d. She sent Kitty off to some store with pink fluffy bunnies. But as she was waiting in line a loud scream filled the mall.

Rogue's heart stopped in fear. She ran off to find Kitty and entered a clothing store with Kitty holding herself and crying as if she had been hurt. Rogue threw herself on the ground and gathered Kitty.

"What happened?" Rogue shouted. Silence permeated the air but one voice was heard.

You kept me hanging from a string

Why you make me cry?

I tried to give you everything

But you just gave me lies

"Oh hell no," Rogue muttered. She stood up, gave Kitty a swift kick in the backside and left the store.

She had managed to reach the bus stop when she found Lance sitting there; he looked so happy that she got pissed off even more. She walked over to him and punched him in the nose.

"What was that for?" Lance said, holding his face. Rogue seethed at him.

"You broke Kitty's heart," Rogue shouted. She always had to suffer with Kitty's mood swings and now she had to deal with that song as well, and until he stopped being an idiot the song would never end.

"I didn't do anything, it was that girl, Stacie something or other. Kitty started listening to her stupid songs and than she wanted me to hear them too, I couldn't stand it so I ended things." Lance confessed. Rogue stared in shock and than left without a word of apology.

Kitty ended up showing up and seeing Rogue and Lance, she started to cry again and Lance knowing what was coming covered his ears with his pointer fingers and started to mumble to himself. 'La la la la la, la la la la la'.

Kitty on the other hand decided to share her feelings by singing how she felt in the words of her new favorite singer.

I can't take it

What am I waiting for?

My heart's still breaking

I miss you even more

And I can't fake it

The way I could before

I hate you but I love you

I can't stop thinking of you

It's true

I'm stuck on you

Rogue decided to end the misery and took a pipe from a garbage can and swung it at Kitty's head. Lance walked over.

"She just won't stop!" he shouted, when Kitty kept on mumbling 'stuck on you' in oblivion. "I'm just gonna end this," he said. He pulled out a paper and attempted to make a million paper cuts on her body to end Kitty's life. But Rogue stopped him.

"No Lance, we need ta cut this off at the source," Rogue said. Lance looked at her confused. But she explained her plan and a mad grin came upon his face.

"You don't mean . . ." he said.

"Oh yes," she replied. And they set on entering Lance's car, planning to drop Kitty off at the mansion and than make their way to the Kids Choice Awards, where Stacie Orrico would be playing that night.

***

"Hello Everybody!" Stacie Orrico shouted from the stage. She began to sing and didn't notice the two people watching her from the top of the room.

"Rogue do you think we can pull this off, I mean my heart isn't in hurting anyone," Lance said. Rogue merely gave him a look.

"Listen to her sing," Rogue said.

Will I always be there for you?

When you need someone, Will I be that one you need?

Will I do all my best to, to protect you?

Lance began to growl as he remembered when Kitty and him where in the backseat and that song came on. She had immediately shoved him off of her and started to sing along, really, really loud.

When the tears get near your eyes

Will I be the one that's by your side?

Will I be there when you call me in the middle of the night?

Will I keep the rain from falling down into your light?

I promise, I promise

I promise I will

His mind drifted to a couple of weeks ago when she had made him sing this song with her in the school talent show. She had wanted to share their love with everyone and this was the song she had chosen.

Will I take tender care of you?

Take your darkest night and make it bright for you

Will I be there to make you strong and to lean on?

When this world has turned so cold

Will I be the one that's there to hold?

"I'm ready," Lance said. Rogue grinned, would she have a partner in crime? She'd find out soon enough. Stacie was almost finished with her song and they would begin as soon as she was done.

Yeah

And I love you more every day

And nothing will take that love away

When you need someone

I promise I'll be there for you (there for you)

I promise

"Now!" Rogue shouted. They lowered themselves with black stretchy ropes to the ground and the dancers screamed and ran away. Lance stopped Stacie from moving with a little bit of ground shifting. She just landed on the floor.

"What's going on?" she cried out. Rogue stepped in front of her and pulled out a tiny scalpel.

"I'm gonna show you what stuck on you is!" Rogue said. Lance grabbed Stacie by the arms and torturous screaming began. The kids laughed in glee thinking this was some part of the show.

Rogue took out a tweezer and dropped something in a little baggie and than continued on. By the time she was done, she smiled at her work. Lance on the other hand was shifting from one foot to the other since security was coming.

"Rogue, we've gotta go," he said. Rogue nodded her head, waved the baggie and escaped. They made their way to their respective houses. And Rogue put the little thing in the baggie in her 'collection'.

***

"Hello everyone," the reporter said. "We have received shocking news. Apparently Stacie Orrico, the female pop singer who is the epitome of the perfect balance of a cute, sweet girl who sings songs about how rotten a guy is but how much she loves him and wants to be with him regardless of his abusive and sexist behavior, has dropped out of the contest."

Everyone in the room stared in shock. "But she was so close!" Ray said. Everyone nodded.

"Orrico was running for most large and most beautiful mole along with Enrique Iglesias and Cindy Crawford. But now that it's gone, she has dropped out of the contest. The police have started a search on finding her mole and hopefully retrieve it time for her to get back in."

Kitty ran to the bedroom to talk to Rogue.

"Rogue did you hear the news? Stacie lost her mole!" Kitty shouted, Rogue in turn gave her a shocked look.

"Are ya serious, ya must feel bad Kitty," Rogue said. Kitty shrugged her shoulders.

"Not really, Lance got back with me today." He eyes got dreamy. "Hey have you seen my 'To Grandmother's House We Go' DVD? I wanna see it."

And it begins again. *************************************************************************

Okay that's all, I'm gonna do the Olsen Twins next, have to figure out all the evil things Rogue can do to them. Any suggestions?