Dear Kosovo,
You have to stop thinking in human time. The war may have been less than 15 years ago, but remember that we nations live very, very long. Look at China; he's 4 000 years old. Remember that you yourself where a baby for decades and it was in the early 90's that you started to grow older. Now that you're a young man you probably won't age another day for a few centuries. Although I hate the fact he got into a war with you all, I understand his not wanting to let you all go, and it was hard on me to see Slovenia go, and then Croatia and Bosnia to. I miss taking care of all of you, and my heart broke when Serbia and Montenegro finally left me.
If you see Ottoman, don't worry, he knows. While you're at it you might want to have a talk with your other half-brothers Albania and Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus, I'm sure Albania likes spending time with you and TRNC could use a friend (only Turkey recognizes him).
Well, farewell for now.
From: Majka Ана Sllave, AKA S.F.R. of Yugoslavia.
xxx
Dear Majka,
I've learned that we only live long if we manage to survive the time we exist. I've heard about nations that just don't exist anymore. Ancient Rome, for instance, and Ancient Macedonia, our modern Macedonia talks about him sometimes. And Ancient Greece too. What'll happen if I just become like them; a nation that collapses and falls into a state of non-existence? Ah, screw my logic… Non-existence will never happen to me… at least, not for a long, long time.
Serbia really wasn't all that bad at first, from what Croatia tells me. He said that Serbia just tried too hard to keep everything under his control, and it ended up with some bad retaliation and war. I think Serbia just started to lose his mind or something.
Alright, I'll talk with them. Albania and I know eachother pretty well, seeing that the majority of my population consists of Kosovo Albanians. I know his language quite well and look up to him actually. I look up to a lot of other nations though, so I don't know if that really counts for anything. As for Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus, I've never met him before. I bet I'll get along well with him, since we both aren't fully recognized as countries.
-Tiku
