(A/N) Thanks for the reviews! They make me happy :D Moving on! Please enjoy!

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Kinma sulked, Three hours of limb pulling didn't even make her a centimeter taller. Not only that, Deidara wouldn't stop laughing!

"I'm doomed.. I'm so very... doomed" Kinma crawled in her emo corner and began balling her eyes out "WHY CAN'T I BE TALLER AND HAVE BIGGER BOOBS?!?"

It just so happened, When she screamed. Someone was passing by her lightly opened door, A muffled laughter was heard. Kinma perked up before she started glowing a bright red.

"Shut Up!" She squeaked covering her face with her arms, The person walked in and coughed uneasily. "Oh, ehem.. Sorry, I.. had something stuck in my throat" Kinma shot the woman a sharp look.

"I bet.." Konan looked shocked at the girl "I want to have something stuck in my throat too!"

"Oh my god! Kinma! What The Hell?!?" Konan yelled out, Flustered at Kinma's outburst.

"What?! I can't help it!" Kinma started pulling her brown hair out of frustration "What Itachi did has been killing me! It Was Soooooo Real!!"

"...Uhm.. Maybe you can ask Itachi to use Sharingan on you again?"

"I can't! I asked him if I was bangable.."

"Wait.. What?!"

"He said yes.."

"..." Konan stared in disbelief before she covered her mouth to keep from laughing.

"But then said I was small!" Kinma stood up and walked right infront of Konan, Kinma only reached the woman's shoulders "...See!" Kinma went back to sulking.

"Well er.. Why don't you try to.. Hey! Here!" Konan took out a piece of paper and placed it in Kinma's hand "You have my full permission to do what is on here" Konan said then swiftly left.

Kinma stared confused at the paper, She opened it up and her eyes widened.

Slowly.. She smirked evilly.

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(A/N) Oh my god.. What's on the note to make Kinma smirk evilly?? Well, You'll just have to wait for the next chappy. Please review and thanks for readin'!