Okay this was my favorite chapter of all time I wrote. If it weren't for my mother taking me to London, this chapter wouldn't have been this great. I saw all those great places that weren't in the movie and it gave me ideas for this chapter. Yes the black performer is real. He did it at Covent Garden when I was there. I dunno if he still does at the same location. He has been performing since 1987. No I am not prejudice.

I have decided to go back to that city for our honey moon if I can afford it. But my boyfriend still has to get his passport.


Scene 4
Pongo's Pursuit after a Bitch

(Pongo is sitting in some square next to a bike rack on a leash tied to the handle bars of Roger's bike. Then some lady walks up to him and says "Ah what a cute doggy. Oh coochy coochy coo." She scratches his chin but Pongo growls and barks at her and shows his teeth)

Lady: Aaaaahh! (and she runs off)

(Pongokeeps barking after her as she runs off and then he sees something else in front of his eyes. Another Dalmatian and she is attached to a red leash that is being held in the young lady's attractive hand who looks like she is seventeen instead of a grown up in her late twenties. Who is that dog and her owner? They are Anita and Perdy. Duh. Anita is riding on a bike that looks like a child's bike but big and the color of it is pink and white. It has flowers painted on all over it and in front of the handle bars is a big pink basket that is attached to it and Anita is wearing a black coat and a red long shirt under it and black leggings just like from the movie unfortunately except she is wearing panty hose under her pants instead of knee highs and she is wearing Mary Jane shoes. Pongo looks at Perdy and Perdy looks back at him and they stare until they can't see each other anymore. Pongo starts to run but the leash chokes him so it pulls him back to the bike rack and he falls on his back against Roger's bike. Then Roger finally comes out of the building to the square. He is wearing nice clothes…uh not really, they don't even match)

Roger: Oh good boy for guarding my bike. (Looks at his watch) Oh dear, I took so long in there, I hope you didn't mind waiting out here for me for two hours. (Unlocks his bike from the rack) One day so soon, I hope I will get one of my games sold and then we'll get ourselves a car and hit Las Vegas. Oh wait a minute. That's in the USA and I'm in England so that's across the river. I would have to fly over or take a boat. Oh wait, yes I can, I'll take my car over there too by boat or plane.

Pongo: Woof woof (jumps up and down trying to rush Roger to get on his bike so they could leave)

Roger: Calm down boy. I hope no one out here gave you any crack. You weren't begging for food again were you? (he gets on the bike finally and starts to peddle. Pongo takes off)

Roger: Whoa

(Pongo and Roger go by a bunch of homosexuals since they're in the Soho area and homosexuals hang out there in that area of London. Bunch of them run out of the way as they go by. Then they end up in the Covent Garden area. Pongo runs through the market and people run out of the way and Pongo drags Roger though Apple Market too as well and the people running the booths and the shoppers run out of the way too. Then Pongo drags Roger by St. Pauls church and the crowd of people in front of it who's watching some black guy perform races out of the way too and Roger's bike knocks some of them off their feet. Roger keeps yelling at his dog the whole time through)

Black guy performer: Hey Jesus Christ man, control that dog of yours

Roger: Pongo Pongo!

(Pongo pulls Roger down a narrow road that leads to Leicester Square. People race out of the way and cars slam on their breaks with some angry drivers yelling at him inside the car but Roger doesn't hear them because the windows are up)

(Anita rides her bike through Leicester Square)

Some police officer standing in the square: (blows his whistle at Anita) Hey lady, you can't cycle through here, didn't you read the sign on the fence before you entered?

(Anita ignores him. There aren't much people here, she thinks. She passes the movie theater as she leaves the square)

(Then Roger and Pongo finally reach the square and as they go by Pizza Hut, the pizza guy walks out of there to deliver a few boxes of pizza some big family ordered and then Roger and Pongo swoop by him and the guy loses his balance and falls down and the boxes goes flying up in the air and lands on him and he is covered with pizza)

Pizza guy: Oy! (to Roger)

Roger: Pongo, slow down. Slow down Pongo

(Pongo pulls him in the square and people run out of the way and some guy on roller skates is in Pongo's way so he crashes against the Charlie Chaplin statue. Then Roger gets an idea in his head. Why didn't I think of it before? he thinks. So he puts on his breaks but they still didn't stop Pongo from running and the breaks break off his bike and land on the ground

Roger: Oh crap. Pongo, slow down boy.

Police officer: Hey, you can't cycle through here. (Blows his whistle at him but Roger says nothing)

(Pongo pulls him out of the square and people race out of the way. Roger keeps yelling at his dog)

(Anita rides her bike through Trafalgar Square and there are a bunch of people there having a social gathering. They are not happy about Anita riding through there though their crowd with her dog so they give her dirty looks but Anita doesn't notice and some of them start to sneeze since they're allergic to dogs]

Some guy: Get that dog of yours out of here! We're having a social gathering here. Didn't you read the sign? (Anita doesn't pay attention to him. She keeps on peddling)

Some guy again: Oy, I'm talking to you

Some lady: I think she's deaf

Some other lady: Or maybe she didn't know you were talking to her

(Outside the square on the sidewalk, Pongo is still pulling Roger and the people in the square see him yelling at his dog and people standing on the sidewalk look at him. Some middle aged man laughs at him. Pongo pulls Roger out onto the street and cars slam on their breaks and some crash into each other. Even a double Decker bus does a sharp turn to avoid hitting Roger so it tilts and falls down on another car and people inside get hurt)

(Anita rides her bike through Piccadilly Circus. She rides around the fountain and leaves. A few minutes later, Pongoand Roger arrive there too. Cars slam on their breaks and people run out of the way, even a lady drops her shopping bags and leaves them out in the middle of the street when she runs because cars were coming towards her)

Roger: Pongo, stop. When we get home, I'm going to kill you for this bastard. Pongo stop

(Pongo then pulls him down the stairs to the underground. People run out of the way dropping their things. Then Pongoruns up another set of stairs that lead above the underground. People run out of the way and lose their balance so they fall down the stairs. Pongo pulls Roger out of the circus and pulls him up Regent Street. People run out of the way and cars slam on their breaks and then Pongo turns and runs onto another street and before Roger knows it, he is being pulled past the Royal Arts of Academy and then a big blue lorry drives onto the road and Roger yells "Turn" and as the lorry turns, Pongo turns and pulls him into the Burlington Arcade. But however, because the lorry did a real sharp turn, the back of it falls down and lands on a few people who were in the way so they died. Meanwhile in the arcade, people are jumping out of the way, literally, and a man who was busking, gets knocked over by one of Roger's handlebars)

Some man in the arcade: Oh shia (meaning to say "shit")

(Roger turns his bike to prevent knocking another person down)

Police officer in the arcade: (Blowing his whistle) Stop stop stop, you can't ride through here (Reaches out to grab him but he misses thanks to Pongo)

(Pongo pulls Roger out of the arcade and down Piccadilly Road. Cars crash into each other and some are injured. Ambulances are being heard in the city due to many accidents thanks to Pongo. He pulls Roger down St James street and more cars crash and more people die and then he is being pulled down the mall and Buckingham guards are marching and they race out of the way and even Queen Elizabeth's II carriage gets knocked over because the horses get scared so they start to runs and the person who is holding onto the ropes that are attached to them do a sharp turn for some reason and causes the carriage to fall over but luckily the queen is okay but now she is trapped)

Roger: Pongo! Pongo!

(Then he is pulled off The Mall and Pongo drags him away from St. James Park)

(Anita is riding her bike away from the park as well and Perdy starts to act different. She keeps whimpering and slowing down and Anita noticed she is dragging her dog on the ground)

Anita: Get up dog

(Perdy gets up and takes a few more steps and sits down again and lies on her back. Anita noticed she is dragging her dog again)

Anita: Okay fine, to the park

(Pongo is still pulling Roger behind him and more accidents have occurred and so have more deaths and injuries and more ambulances are being heard. Then Pongo pulls him down a set of stairs with some monument on the top of them but sorry I do not know what the stairs are called, nor the monument. Roger is making a sound people make when they're being electrocuted. Then Pongo heads for the park again. When they reach the park, a new thought pops into Roger's head)

(Doh, why didn't I think of this before? So he lets go of his leash and Pongo runs off but Roger is still going. He cannot stop his bike. He heads onto the grass and he is dragging his feet on the ground trying to stop his bike but then he sees a bench in front of him with two old ladies sitting on it.)

Roger: Aaaah, oh no oh no, ahhhh (and he crashes into the bench and he flies up in the air and his screams sounds like the screams from AAhh Real Monsters! and then he lands in the pond)

Lady #1 on the bench: I don't think he wanted to do that

Lady #2 on the bench: No, of course he did. Look how he went screaming as he went into the pond

Lady #1: That was yelling for fear you ignoramus bubble head

Lady #2: No he was yelling with excitement like people do on rides

(The two ladies keep arguing as Roger gets out of the pond)

Roger: (saying to the ladies) I didn't want to do this

Lady #1: See I was right, he didn't want to do it

Lady #2: No, you said you don't think he wanted to do it so therefore you weren't right because you weren't sure

Lady #1: No, 'I don't think' means the same thing as saying 'he didn't want to do that'

(Roger gets his bike and starts looking for his dog)

(Further down the pond, Anita brings her bike out on the grass and puts down her kickstand)

Anita: Okay we're here, here we are.

Perdy: Woof woof

Anita: Oh no, shut up (and throws the Mighty King kids club football from Burger King in the USA back in the early 1990's)

Anita: Okay, go get the ball, go get it

(Perdy runs after it as Pongo walks up to them and sits down next to Anita's bike. He sees her bring it back)

Anita: Drop the ball

(Perdy drops the ball)

Anita: Good girl, now let's go

Perdy: Woof woof

Anita: Oh alright (throws the ball again)

(Meanwhile Roger is riding his bike around the park looking for his dog. He is riding his bike in circles as he is riding down the path because his bike is so twisted it won't go straight anymore so it will only turn now)

Roger: Pongo

(He didn't look good himself because all his clothes were wet and snot was dripping out of his nose due to being cold and he had lost both of his shoes, so all he had was stocking feet now)

Roger: Pongo

(People are looking at him as they walk by but Roger doesn't care because he is too angry at his dog)

Roger: (muttering quietly to himself) When I get my hands on that dog, I am going to take him home and whip him into shape, literally. I will just get out a rope and hit him with it for doing this to me

(Then he sees him. He is running after a ball being thrown by an attractive teenager-er adult in her late twenties. Roger shakes his head and gets off his bike and tries to put down his kickstand but it won't budge because it was rusted into the metal of his bike so he forces it down but instead it breaks off and flies up in the air and hits a random person who was walking by. He falls down and stays there due to being knocked out)

Roger: Huh, must be nap time for that fella

(Anita throws the ball as far as she could and the ball goes way far out to the trees. Perdy runs after it and Pongo barks. Anita hears a bark behind her and she walk up to him. She notices he still has the blue leash attached to his collar)

Anita: Hey, what are you doing here without an owner?

(She kneels down and pets Pongo just like she does in the movie)

(Roger puts his bike against the bench and walks onto the grass. He runs after Perdy thinking it's his dog. He jumps on top of her and picks her up. Perdy wiggles around trying to get free from him and she growls too)

Roger: Oh man, where is your collar but don't worry I wouldn't mind calling a dog catcher and take you back to my flat for me since you're too heavy

(Anita had just gotten through reading Pongo's identification tag when she saw Roger carrying her dog)

Anita: LET GO OF THAT DOG

(Roger turns around and sees her running up to him)

Roger: (rolls eyes) Stay out of this lady

Anita: Let go of that dog or I'll kick you in the face

Roger: today is not a good day to threaten me ma'am

Anita: I don't care if it's a good day or a bad day, I'll kick you nonetheless

Roger: Whatever (keeps on walking)

(Anita gets in a karate position)

Anita: Okay, I've given you a good proper warning!

(Roger turns around and faces her)

Roger: Listen!

(Anita jumps up in the air with her feet sticking out and then the screen freezes. Then it unfreezes and her feet hit Roger in the face. He goes down and Perdy is free)

Anita: (gets in her karate position again) Now release the bitch or I'll kick you again but this time in the you know where and it will hurt more

(Roger looks up at her)

Roger: The bitch?

Anita: Yes it's my bitch, will you let her go?

(Roger looks at Perdy)

Roger: Excuse me miss if you don't mind (and he lifts up her back leg and looks under her. Pongo's jaw drops open. Roger puts down Perdy's leg and looks up at Anita again) It really is a bitch

Anita: Duh, couldn't you tell by looking at it. Don't tell me you don't know what your own dog looks like. It's not that hard or unless you're stupid. Are you stupid?

(Roger sees Pongo behind Anita's legs just like in the movie)

Roger: Hello Pongo

(He gets up and grabs his leash)

Roger: Sorry ma'am my mistake. Where did you learn how to kick like that? Karate class?

Anita: (replying to Roger as she puts Perdy on her leash) Oh no, The Matrix. I've been seeing that movie and every time I see that movie, I just go home and practice it

Roger: And how many times have you watched it so far?

Anita: Uhhh uhhhhh three

Roger: Oh three. Oh man, I must be really stupid. I should have guessed that

Anita: (starring at Roger's wet clothes) Why are you all wet?

Roger: I went swimming in the pond

Anita: Oh my god, you shouldn't have, it has duck shit in it. You can see it floating on top of the water

Roger: Yes and it tastes like sewage

Anita: And um you lost your shoes, did you know that?

(Roger looks down at his feet)

Roger: I do now. I wonder where they went to?

Anita: Gosh, you must be really stupid. You went swimming in a dirty pond and you didn't know you lost your shoes and then you mistook my dog for your dog

Roger: Actually, I crashed my bike in the pond and nothing about me was injured but thanks to you, I have something injured now

(Roger and Anita laugh a little)

Roger: (holds out his hand) Well it was nice getting my ass kicked by you miss

Anita: My name's Anita (shakes his hand) And yours is Roger. I read it on your dog's identification tag

Roger: Oh yes, right. Nice meeting you. I'm sorry if I scared you

Anita: Oh no that's fine since we both seem to love Dalmatians

Roger: Yes

(Both of them see their dogs getting acquainted)

Roger: And they both seem to love each other

(Roger and Anita stare at each other for a few more minutes)

Roger: Well Pongo, your roving eyes caused me enough trouble for one day. Come with me and we'll go home (walks away from Anita and Perdy)

Anita: Are you sure you'll be alright, perhaps you should call your doctor?

Roger: No I'll be fine, good luck with The Matrix

Anita: If you have a concussion, you shouldn't ignore it

(Roger gets his bike and lays it on the ground and tries to get it straight again by pushing the back wheel with his foot)

Perdy: Woof woof woof

Pongo: Woof woof woof

Anita: Shut up

(They both watch Roger trying to flatten out his bike)

Roger: Pongo, you could have gotten me killed you know that. It's a good thing other people got killed instead or hurt. You risked your master's life to have sex with a bitch but you've failed.

(Then Roger stops a group of teenage boys and asks them to stomp on his bike to get it straight)

One of them: Sure no problem

(They all push on Roger's wheels with their hands and feet. They even stomp on it too and then the bike is finally straight again and so is the metal)

Roger: Thanks you guys for the help

One of them: Sure no problem, hope to see you soon

(They walk away as Roger gets on his bike holding onto Pongo's leash)

Anita: Jolly nice human don't you think

Perdy: Woof (and nods her head)