WARNINGS: I don't know! I'm not scrolling all the way back up once I've written it to put in warnings! I don't have time for that! XD

A/N: Onwards and upwards… And… I don't know what I'm doing… I can't wait to get back to good old planning again…


Let's Get It On

Chapter 4

Kai rolled over in bed, and opened his eyes. He then realised that he was staring at his own bed, and that he had someone rather warm behind him, meaning that he was in Tala's bed. A pain shot up his arse as the realisation that he'd been fucking all night again hit him.

Turning back over to look at Tala, a wave of nausea hit Kai, and he shot up and ran the bathroom, shoving his head down the toilet to puke his guts up. It wasn't the sight of Tala that had made him vomit, it was either the stupid amount of alcohol Tala had forced down his throat the previous night, or the fact that he had just realised that he'd been messing around with two people's feelings who clearly thought the world of him.

Kai wiped his mouth, and blew his nose. He threw the toilet paper into the toilet and flushed, not wanting to look any longer the mess he'd just made. He lowered his face to the sink, washing his face, and washing his mouth out. He took a couple of gulps of water and stood back up again. He dried his face, and deemed himself well enough to return to bed.

Kai looked at the clock as he jumped back into Tala's bed. It was six am. A stupid time to wake up after a night of alcohol and sex. As he turned over, snuggling back into Tala, Kai got the shock of his life as he found himself staring into two bright blue eyes.

"Fucking Hell!" Kai exclaimed, moving back and nearly falling out of the small bed.

"Sorry," Tala mumbled, moving his arm across, and pulling Kai closer again.

"Next time, tell me you're awake. Don't just stare," Kai said.

"'K," Tala replied, closing his eyes. "You not feeling well or something?"

"I think it was the alcohol," Kai said, sighing and breathing his vomit breath all over Tala, who recoiled slightly.

"Ah. Oh, erm… I meant what I said yesterday, by the way," Tala said, changing the subject.

"What about?" Kai asked, looking up at Tala with an adorable confused look on his face.

"Oh, you know… Just when I told you… That I, erm… Y'know…" Tala trailed off, looking a bit shifty.

"When you told me what?" Kai pressed.

"That I… Y'know… Love you."

Kai stared at Tala. Tala stared at Kai. Kai stared at Tala some more, before getting back out of the bed, pulled on some clothes, and walked out of the hotel room. Tala wanted to stop him, but didn't have the energy to, and would also probably get a slap. That, and he also felt dizzy when he sat up.


Kai frowned as he leant against the rails of the hotel roof. He knew he wasn't supposed to be up there, but at that moment in time, he couldn't give two flying fucks. Everything in his life seemed to be going so wrong. First, he was using Max for sex, but Max thought they were in a full-on relationship. Then, Tala finds out, so he agreed to use Tala for sex, too, until Tala told him to ditch Max. So then, when he tried to ditch Max, he accidentally moaned Tala's name, turning Max into a human hosepipe, and THEN Hilary and Tyson found out he was fucking both Max and Tala. So then he went back to his hotel room, found Tala drinking himself to death, had sex a lot with Tala, and then, just to top off the incredibly stupid mess he'd got himself in, Tala admitted he loved him!

Kai was fucked. Both literally, and figuratively.

But, at least he HAD ditched Max.

But then, that left him with the problem of Tala being delusional and thinking he was in love.

What a twat.

Kai straightened back up, and stretched his arms. He turned back to the stairs, and went down them, aiming to go back to his hotel room, and… Talk to Tala. Once he reached the room, he pushed open the door to see Tala lay in bed, swigging on another bottle of vodka. Kai stormed over and took it out of Tala's hand.

"It's not even seven in the fucking morning, and you're already drinking. It's ridiculous, Tala. Do you want the press to find out, and tell the world that you're just another vodka-drinking, alcoholic Russian? Do you know what the BBA would do? They'd kick you off the team!" Kai ranted.

Tala rolled his eyes.

"Well, sorry for liking a drink-"

"IT'S TOO EARLY TO HAVE A FUCKING DRINK!"

"Yeah, well this is what happens when you admit you love someone, and they just fuck off in a mood."

Kai stared. Tala stared back.

"I didn't 'fuck off in a mood'. It was just unexpected," Kai mumbled, finding the top to the bottle of vodka, and putting it back on. He then threw it under his bed.

Kai sat down on his own bed, facing Tala. He just stared at Tala, who just stared back, neither of them talking. Tala sighed and lay back on his bed, putting his arms behind his head, and closing his eyes. Kai also sighed, but got up and crossed the small space to Tala's bed. He lay down next to Tala, and snuggled into him. Tala opened his eyes when he felt Kai lie down next to him, and moved his arms so he could wrap them around Kai.

"Do you love me?" Tala asked randomly.

Kai sniffed.

"Well… 'Love's a strong word… Erm…"

"I know… But would you love me?"

Kai thought for a moment. He really didn't have any other feelings for Tala, other than to fuck. But he chose his answer carefully, just to make Tala happy.

"Yeah… I would love you… In time…"

Tala grinned, and cuddled Kai more, squeezing him, and not seeing the look on Kai's face. Now that Kai had said he would love Tala in time, he was going to have to either pretend to love Tala… Or actually fall in love with Tala.

Kai continued to think about the extremely bad situation he'd got himself in, whilst moving his hand down Tala's stomach, towards his groin. At least he'd be able to get good sex out of all this crap, so he might as well start now. Tala's body jerked up when Kai touched his groin, and he breathed harder into Kai's ear when Kai began rubbing him.

Luckily for Kai, Tala had only put on his boxers after he'd gone out, so he didn't have to strip Tala right down. Unfortunately for Tala, Kai was fully dressed, save for his shoes, socks and jacket. It meant Tala had to do more work if he wanted sex. Tala reached down and stopped Kai from rubbing him. He pulled Kai up, and took Kai's shirt off.

Once Kai's shirt was off, Tala pushed him down on the bed, and ran his hands over the muscles that drove him crazy. Tala leant down, and left a trail of kisses as he went lower, whilst also undoing Kai's trousers. When Tala reached Kai's belly button, he leant back up, and pulled Kai's trousers off, nearly ripping Kai's legs off in the process.

Tala leant back down, and rubbed his nose against Kai's clothed and growing erection. Tala gave it a kiss, before moving back up to kiss Kai's lips. Kai ran his hands along Tala's back, and downwards, tucking his thumbs under the waistband of Tala's underwear when he reached them. Kai began pushing them down as best as he could given his position. Tala helpfully stopped kissing and stood up, letting Kai pull his underwear right down.

Kai nuzzled Tala's erection, much like Tala had done to his. He also gave it a kiss, before taking it whole into his mouth, making Tala jerk forward. Little Tala pulsed in Kai's mouth, letting beads of pre-come fall onto Kai's tongue. Kai drew back before Tala came in his mouth, and he lay back on the bed. Tala hungrily pulled his boxers off, and sat in between Kai's legs.

Tala leant down, letting his erection be pushed against Kai's. He kissed Kai, before pushing two of his fingers into Kai's mouth, wanting him to coat them in saliva. Kai happily did so for Tala, making sure they were well-coated. Tala then kissed Kai again, brining his fingers down to Kai's entrance. He pushed them both in at the same time, but got no real reaction from Kai, as he was already well-stretched.

Tala began moving his fingers around inside of Kai, and rubbing them against his prostate. This did get a reaction from Kai, as he gasped into their kiss, and his groin pushed further up against Tala's. Tala took a hold of Kai's erection as he pushed into Kai dry. Kai let out a little cry, but it didn't hurt too much, as he was more than likely still lubricated from the night before.

Kai wanted Tala to move, he wanted to fuck, he wanted… Well, he didn't know what he wanted. But Tala didn't move, no matter how much Kai tried to get him to. He just continued to kiss Kai, and stroke Kais' erection.

"Tala… Will… You… Move… Please?" Kai mumbled in between kisses.

"Why?" Tala asked breathlessly.

"Because I'm getting impatient…"

"Well, making love requires patience, so shut up."

Kai nearly told him that they were merely fucking, but remembered what he had said to Tala before he had started this, and so just nodded. He was rewarded when Tala finally started to move, but he was going so slow, that Kai was sure he was just going to come from the stroking Tala was doing. Kai wrapped his legs around Tala's waist, to help bring him in harder.

It was soon apparent that Tala couldn't keep up the slow movements, as he was getting faster and faster, and harder and harder, with the help of Kai. Tala was first to come for once, shooting his release deep into Kai. The feeling of Tala coming inside him was just enough for Kai to come, too. Once Tala had pulled out of Kai, Kai had something to say.

"Alright, no sex for a week now. I don't think my arse can take any more," he mumbled.

Tala giggled.

"You were the one who started it. What if I go uke, though? Would that be OK?"

"… Yeah… You can go uke for once."

Tala giggled again and latched onto Kai, throwing a leg over him.

"Mine," he said possessively.

Kai looked at Tala's face as he fell asleep again, and bit his lip. He'd somehow acquired Tala as his boyfriend. Bugger.


A/N: I don't know when Kai found the time to take off his shoes and socks… Maybe he was walking around barefoot? After all, he wasn't wearing his jacket or scarf (which he still needs to tell Tala that he has to wash it), so maybe he went without shoes and socks, too? Or maybe I just forgot to put that he had taken them off already, and I couldn't be bothered to edit it? LOL.

Oh, I can warn you now that there's a lemon in this chapter… XD But you already found that out for yourself…

Thank GOD this is over… I never want to write a story without planning it again… Wasn't this just the shittiest ending EVER? I dunno…

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