"Dylan! Ehmagawd, Kuh-laire Lyons? Suh-eriously? She's so D2M," said Massie, hugging Dylan at Coffee Bean.
"I know, total LBR," said Dylan, rolling her eyes.
"That's a total given," said Alicia.
"Kristen, get our orders?" Massie asked, staring at Kristen over her Juicy Couture Antoinette Shiny Gold sunglasses. Kristen nodded.
"French Vanilla," said Massie.
"Cinnamon Hazelnut," said Alicia.
"Butterscotch toffee," said Dylan.
After Kristen left, Massie said, "I think we should totally get revenge on Leechy Lyons since she was the one who ditched us for Cam when they went to UcIrvine together."
"Point," said Alicia, her eyes flashing angrily. She was super mad when Cam still didn't get back with Claire, so Claire went after Josh. In senior year, Claire and Cam got back together and Josh moved to Texas, so depressed since he and Claire had been dating for practically 4 years.
"What do you have in mind, Mass?" Dylan said.
"Invite her to my company, then Alicia, you'll say that you hate working here and ask for a job at her company, she'll of course say yes since she's such aa major pushover," started Massie. "Then we'll pretend that we hate each other now, and you can sabatoge her stuff there. We'll work out the deeds later, but first, we have to act like we like a little bit, just lie in the weeds."
"Done," said Alicia.
"Done," said Dylan.
"Done," said Kristen, who just sat down and handed everyone's coffees.
"And done," said Massie, smiling almost evily.
"So anyways," said Dylan, taking a sip from her coffee. "Ahhh. Can you buh-lieve the nice thing my mom did? I always wanted the Daily Grind to be mine! Eeeeh! Un buh-lieve-ah-bul, right?"
"Stop, rewind, ok go," said Kristen, wrinkling her brow.
"Whawt are you tawking about?" said Massie.
"Didn't you watch the ending of today's Daily Grind?" Dylan asked.
"No, Alicia was too mad at Claire so she turned it off right after the first commercial break," Massie smirked.
"Massie!" Alicia said smiling, and smacked Massie's thigh underneath the table.
"Well, my mom said that it was time for her to retire so she gave the show to me!!" squealed Dylan. The 4 girls started screaming as quietly as they could and they all hugged Dylan. Massie was also screaming for another reason: she was glad that it was just the 4 of them again. No wannabee them Claire Lyons.
"But Merri-Lee Marvil also said that she was starting her own talk show and it would air in September, it's called The Merri-Lee Marvil Show," Dylan added, rolling her eyes.
"I can nawt believe that you get the Daily Grind!!! Are you gonna make any changes?" Kristen asked, twiddling with the strings of her pink Splendid hoodie that Massie had made her change into.
"Maybe, I dunno yet. But puh-lease tell me that you can come on the Daily Grind next week?" Dylan said.
"Done," Massie said, after a few seconds of consideration. "I'll just have to move some appointments."
"Cool."
"Perfect."
"And done."
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"You guys, guess what???!!!" Massie said the moment she walked into her office and found Alicia and Kristen waiting for her.
"What?" they asked at the same time.
"I'm engaged to Seth!!!!!!!!!!"
