So I stayed up all night with a huge thing of Dr. Pepper to do because I lost my flash drive so I lost everything I wrote and well it was just bad. But, please comment and if anyone has ideas for some horrible truth and dares ideas it would be greatly appreciated. Oh and I read this one story where they were doing games and stuff so I thought hey why not, so…the game is who has the funniest joke and whoever comes up with the best I will put whatever they want in one chapter. The reward will change with each game.

Disclaimer: I do not own these characters nor did I write the books because if I did I would never have made a movie out of them. They are owned by Stephanie Meyer.

******************************************************************************I chose… "Jasper, truth or dare?"

"Umm I guess uh dare?" Jasper replied glancing over at Alice to see if she agreed. Sadly though for her she had no idea what I was going to do, I kept changing my mind from one remedial thing to the other so she wasn't able to tell if I what the future held. MWAHAHAHA!

Immediately after he said dare I decided what I was going to do just to torture Alice a little bit, well truthfully it would kill Alice. Oh I truly am a devil in disguise.

Edward glanced at me with a puzzled expression so I relinquished the shield and let him see into my evil mind. He winked at me after he saw what I was thinking and fully agreed that that would be a wonderful payback.

"! THAT IS NOT HAPPENING BELLA!" screamed Alice.

"Oh yes it is dear little one, this is payback." I replied sweetly, I then continued to ask Emmett what the rules were.

"But we already said them!" whined Emmett behaving like a 5 year old that didn't get a new toy.

"Emmet just say them." I ordered he looked back at me to his feet a few times before finally agreeing to say them.

"Fine, The rules…again because of BBBBEEELLLLLAAA! You cannot pass a truth or dare, you may not take back a question or an order under any circumstance, you may not interfere with another truth or dare, all of us excluding Renesme and Jacob have to play, and everyone has to play for 48 hours… Happy?" said Emmett looking irritated for having been bothered to say something he considered pointless.

"Yes I am thanks Emmett. Okay so now that everyone is clear the dare is that you have to get rid of all of Alice's designer clothes to Goodwill or Salvation Army." I said directing it at Jasper who was sitting quietly in the corner awaiting his judgment.

"Ummm. Okay but how does that have anything to do with me?" He said, then suddenly realizing what I just told him he has to do, his face froze in fear as he looked at his wife, who was staring daggers at Bella. "NOOOO BELLA! I cannot get in the middle of my wife and her clothes it's like a fuckin death sentence." Cried Jasper, looking as though he would do anything for another dare.

"Nope, for one it's in the rules and two this is punishment for Alice." I said smiling, a smile that was permanently stuck on my face, or at least that's how it felt.

I heard a couple of 'I'll hold her back's' from everyone, I said I would drive. Or we could run by but it seems more normal this way plus I hate having to carry something while I ran. It took about 30 minutes to get everything packed up. Alice put up a very big fight. Emmett being Emmett videotaped her screaming and yelling and fighting. Until she went into denial and kept repeating "She won't make him do it," over and over again for about 5 minutes. Shortly after she sat there with a face of disbelief plastered on her normally cheery face. Everyone but Alice and Rosalie put all the boxes in the car. For an idea of how many clothes she had, 10 large boxes were filled to the brim with clothes. When we were bringing down the boxes I swear I think I saw Alice was chained up! I will have to ask, but I mean they are just clothes right? What really is the big deal, especially if they go to the needier.

"Bye Alice. Oh and you only have about 3 clothes in your closet but if you need to borrow anything just tell me 'kay I am sure I can find you something" I said before I left leaving Alice looking so sad I thought for a second she was going to cry, if she could have she probably would of.

'Alright so I know it seems as though I am a horrible human being but actually no Goodwill's or Salvation Army's actually look through all of their boxes until about Wednesday. So she can get her clothes back, but I am not going to tell her until Thursday, because I am not that nice either. Plus she started this with Mike, I saw things that can never be unseen, and I am living FOREVER! So that is a very long time in case you forgot.

"Bella, Alice is going to get back at you, like HUGE! You seriously just boxed up all of her clothes."

"No technically you did, but no she won't be mad either because she already knows that she can sneak them out on Monday and or because she gets to go shopping for new clothes." I replied admiring myself for my though out plan, you see I get to make Alice mad for about half an hour and then she sees the good sides and sees that actually she loses nothing at all.

"Nice thinking Bella. But you know she is going to pay you back for this. You hit home when you threatened her clothes."

"I know, I know. But this is truth or dare, so I thought of a brilliant dare. Plus what more can she do to me…..Edward. Shit!"

"Yea, Edward Bella. Wow, your kind of slow you know. Alice is thinking of ideas as we speak, because she is all about payback." He replied, truly looking guilty and sad. I know I put this on myself but can't I win one and not have to pay for it?