MW: i….am such a horrible person….

Maka: Eh?

MW: I HAVEN'T UPDATED! I MADE A PROMISE THAT I'D UPDATE A LOT AND I HAVEN'T BEEN! I'M GARBAGE! I SHOULD DIIIIIE!

Soul: Stop hanging out with kid, you idiot

Kid: and WHAT is that supposed to mean?

Analyn: WHEN DO I COME IN I'M BORED AS FUCK OVER HERE! Oh….helloooo soul and kid….*wink*

Soul & Kid: O_O' …

MW: *facepalm* Ana, your coming soon!

Analyn: good bitch, I'm tired of waiting.

Winry: OH YAYYYY! I'm in this chapter!

Liz & Patty: why are we mad at soul again?

MW: all your questions will be answered soon….

Ed: xxXxXMysteriousWriterXxXxx does NOT own Soul Eater or Fullmetal Alchemist

All: ENJOY THE STORY!

~~~~~~~~~~~~Ed's POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"EDWARD!"

Wait that sounded like…

I turned around and got attacked by a beautiful blonde.

"W-Winry? WINRY!" I hugged her back. Hey. I'm a little taller than her now….heh heh heh

She gave me a kiss on the cheek and ran over to hug al while I blushed. So damn cute.

"Edward….Elric…." wait. My smile faded into a look of terror. Was that?

"don't remember me? Oh probably because last time you were here, I knocked you out, so maybe it's a little hazy, you short little dork." I turned to face the seductive, sexy and evil girl that was Analyn.

"heh heh, of course I remember…you could forget your…um….type of person" jeez, she's making me nervous. My palms started to sweat and my legs shook slightly as I took in her figure.

Analyn had red-orange eyes with dark eyeliner and purple eye shadow coating her eyelid. She had two strands of hair into pigtails on either side, letting the rest of her jet black hair you fall to the small of her back. She had purple streaks in her hair although her hair always changed color due to her constant habit of dying it. She had on leather combat boots that went up her long pale skin to her mid-shin, and purple and black knee socks up to her knee. She also had on leather fingerless gloves with chains matching her leather short (very short) shorts, attached to leather suspenders that were worn over her solid purple (tight fitting, low cut) v-neck short sleeve shirt. Her skin was as pale as the snow on a full moon.

"good so you remember how I whooped your ass?" she sneered mockingly at me. Of course I remember. My big mouth got me into a fight with this girl, mostly hand to hand combat until I accidentally used alchemy, to which then she used alchemy too. She has transmutation circles on her gloves. Go figure. The fight ended with me and her foot having a little one-on-one time. Then I blacked out.

"Yeah…I remember that too…" I admitted sadly. I got beat by this girl who used to be shorter than me (A/N: now she's a little taller than him ho ho ho) and what was worse it that she damaged my automail and winry saw the whole thing. My shame just grew and grew that day.

"So who are these losers?" she she gesturing to the group I had-unfortunately-brought home.

"Well this is Al and Winry, whom you know and the others I only just met and they are Soul, Maka, Spirit, BlackStar, and Tsubaki" I said somewhat disappointed that she noticed them. One the bright side, maybe her and BlackStar could fight. He'd die or she would. Either works I guess.

"What about those chucklenuts over there?" she pointed to the strange kid with the asymmetrical stripes crying in the corner and the two girls that soul was currently being beaten by. Wait. Who are they?

"I don't know but I'm gonna find out. Hey you wanna go get the blue haired idiot over there? He's a feisty one so be careful not to lose your temper." I said, walking towards the others. I grabbed the girls by the collars and told them to sit down and shut up along with the rest of them. The taller blonde with the jeans, looked up at me and almost fell into a trance.

"Whatever you say handsome!" she cried and sat down at my feet. I just rolled my eyes. The shorter one with the shorts giggled and sat down too, along with everyone else.

"Alright listen up, I wanna know who all of you are and I wanna know now. That over there is winry rockbell, my childhood friend, and alphonse, my younger brother. Over there is Analyn, and she beat me in a battle and I can't call us friends but….we know eachother. Be cautious of her alright? Alright now stripey over there, who the hell are you?" I said finally catching the attention of this ragtag group of bottom feeders.

"I am Death The Kid, but you may call my Kid. I am also from Death City and my father is Lord Death himself. I have a love for beautiful symmetry and those girls are my partners. We are friends with all of the others from death city" He replied formally. Ugh. Symmetry dork.

"you" I said pointing to the girl who wore the jeans. She smiled.

"I am Liz Thompson and this is my sister Patty. i find you mister Elric, VERY attractive" she winked at me and sat back down. I saw winry narrow her eyes at Liz and start whispering to Al. what up with her?

"you" I directed pointing at the one who was giggling before. She looked like a 13 year-old.

"I am Patty and this is Liz, my sister, and I like giraffes!" she cried happily and sat back down.

"Are you three joining the army along with those idiots?" I asked. What are they doing here?

"No, sissy and I came to find Soul to pound his face in!" Patty exclaimed.

"are they old enough to be here?" now that I thought about it….how old ARE they?

"they have special permission from my father." Kid said promptly.

Oh….kay?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Soul's POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

GOD! My face hurts. Actually, my EVERYWHERE hurts. The only good thing about the situation is that Maka is acting as my nurse. Pretty sexy nurse if you ask me. When I joined the group, BlackStar was practically being seduced by some girl, whom I don't even know. What the hell? Maka left my side and introduced herself to some blonde chick that was next to Al. But honestly, that's not my problem. My problem is that Liz and Patty came all the way here to beat me up for not telling Maka how I feel. My mind reeled back to the opportunity that was golden but I miserably missed…

"Soul, are you sure you wanna do this? I mean joining the Military just for a mission seems sort of….risky, don't you think?" Maka looked at me concerned. Liz and Patty were watching from a distance. They were the only ones who knew about my thing for Maka. They better not screw this up.

"Maka," I placed my hand on her shoulder, her very touch sent chills up my spine. "I'm not gonna let anything happen to you? Never okay? Because i-"I choked up and my hand faltered on her shoulder and I quickly pulled my hand away. She gave me a questioning look.

"you….what soul? You can tell me." No I can't….

"I would miss you if you died…" nope…. Missed opportunity: number one.

"really?" she raised an eyebrow as if what I said was an absolute lie. Of course I would miss her!

"yeah, of course! I trust you more than anyone else" I said honestly.

"then…why are you always keeping your feelings away from me? Soul, your pretty much pushing me away sometimes" That stung. A lot.

"I do? How do I pull away from you?"

"Well last night you looked like you were going to tell me something then you ran to your room like it was toxic wherever I was," Oh yeah, I was gonna tell her but then got embarrassed and ran out…."Soul, what were you going to say?" here's another chance come on tell her soul! BE A MAN!

"um…well I was going to tell you that we shouldn't go on the mission because I don't want you to get hurt." Nope, that's not right….missed opportunity number two, I see.

"Oh well, you want me to cancel?"

"NO! um….its okay…I wanna go. I'll protect you. I realized that and felt weird about continuing the conversation so I just ran out. Ha ha ha…." Weak. Lame. Uncool. "later maka"

I walked off watching as Liz and Patty glared at me. The rest of the day I avoided them like the plague.

Yup. Now I remember.

MW: FUCK YEAHHHH! Over 1,400 WORDS! BOO YAH!

Analyn: oooooo I get to seduce BlackStar? YAY!

BlackStar: O_O NO!

Tsubaki: _ NO!

MW: No…..your only ATTEMPTING it. BlackStar likes Tsubaki, not you.

Tsubaki: *blush* r-really?

Analyn: DAMN! I'll try soul then heh heh heh.

Soul: *runs away*

Maka: NO! nobody seduces soul but ME!

Soul: Wait what?

Maka: oh nothing.

Analyn: Maka just said she wants to seduce you soul.

Soul: O_O seriously?

Maka: / SHUTUP!

Alphonse: RATE AND REVIEW!

Edward: or I'll break your automail!

Winry: You better not….