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PART FOUR: THE FISHCHEESESTICKBURGER

"You must save Toadstep!" Feathertail cried.

Thornclaw frowned. "Meaning no disrespect, magic StarClan-lady, but why?"

Feathertail rolled her eyes. "Well—A, he's your Clanmate; B, he needs to be saved from that crazy she-cat; and C, if you don't, fishsticks and cheeseburgers will disappear—" she paused for dramatic effect "—FOREVER!"

The cats gasped in unison. Feathertail nodded solemnly.

Dovewing and Ivypool immediately went into a crazy panic, screaming stuff like, "AAAAAAAH!" and "NUUUUU!" and "SAAAAAaaaaAAAaaAAVE THE TooOOOoOOOMM!"

The rest of the cats shifted uncomfortably. All of them but Rosepetal, Lionblaze, and Icecloud thought Toadstep was annoying and that they were better off without them. But the threat of Ivypool and Dovewing at their craziest, Lionblaze crying for days (Toadstep was his best friend) and then trying to become their friend, Icecloud's depression, and Rosepetal's sensible wrath was enough to deter them from ignoring Feathertail's warning. They did care about their own skins.

Feathertail, meanwhile, was internally shaking her head. These cats are so gullible . . . She disappeared in a magical flash, but none of the cats noticed.

Dovewing and Ivypool disappeared for a second, then reappeared wearing spacesuits and carrying materials for building a spaceship. Suddenly, by Feathertail's magical awesomeness, the rest of the cats were wearing spacesuits. They set about building a spaceship, and within about ten minutes, they were standing front of an epical rocket with two kitchens and a bathroom.

When Ivypool gave them the grand tour, Bumblestripe asked, "What's it called?"

"The Fishstick!" Ivypool replied proudly, at the same time Dovewing said, "The Cheeseburger!"

The two sisters glared at each other. Hazeltail interrupted the tense silence. "What about the Fishburger?"

"Naah," Dovewing said, shooting the possibility down.

Thornclaw sighed. "Does it really matter?"

"YUS." Ivypool glared at him. Thornclaw shrank back and mumbled something like, "I was just saying . . . stupid she-cats . . ."

"The Cheesestick?" Mousewhisker suggested tentatively.

Ivypool snorted. "Not if I have anything to do with it!"

Cinderheart growled. This was taking way too long. "Let's just call it the FishCheesestickburger and get it over with!"

The sisters brightened. "Yes!"

So the ThunderClan cats boarded the FishCheesestickburger, unaware of the danger that awaited them . . .