"What a drag..." Shikamaru mumbled when Sakura pulled him into the room. She grinned wildly at him. Her pupils were so dilated that both her eyes were almost entirely black.

"Sakura,"

"Shima... Shikeka... Shema... Shimake... Shi-" Sakura struggled to say his name.

"Shi-ka-ma-ru," Shikamaru recited slowly. Sakura nodded.

"Shi-ma-ka-ru," She said. Shikamaru sighed.

"That's close enough I guess..."

"I is gonna call you Pineapple-kun because your hair looks like a pineapple," Sakura giggled loudly. Shikamaru face-palmed.

"Sakura?"

"Yes, Pineapple-kun?"

"What did you take...?"

"Well, when I was really little I reeeeeeeeeeally wanted this stuffed unicorn but my parents wouldn't buy it for me so I took it but they made me return it because that is stealing and I is not a stealer and then this one time I-"

"Stop. That's not what I meant," Shikamaru sighed. "I meant, what did you do to make you like this?"

Sakura looked at him oddly.

"Pineapple-kun, I is confuzzled,"

"What a drag..."

They sat there for another few minutes, merely looking at each other. Every once in a while, Sakura would give him a manic grin, and Shikamaru would roll his eyes and look the other way.

"Hey, Pineapple-kun?"

"Yes, Sakura?"

"Can I sing yous a song?"

"You want to sing me a song...?"

"Well duhhhhhhhhhh! I just said that! Dummy-head Pineapple-kun," Sakura humphed.

"Go ahead Sakura... You can sing me a song," Shikamaru mumbled.

"YAY!"

Sakura stood up and started shaking her butt while she began to sing.

I am no angel
I like it when you do that stuff to me
I am no angel
I like it when you talk, dirty when you talk

{Dirty Talk}

Kitten Heels, Lingerie,
Pantyhose, Foreplay,
Legs up, on the bar,
In the back of your car,
Latex, champagne,
Bubble bath, whipped cream,
Cherry pop tag team,
Can you make me scream

I wanna do some dirty things to you tonight,
I wanna fight, all through the night, night, night

I am no angel
I like it when you do that stuff to me
I am no angel
I like it when you talk, {talk} dirty when you talk {talk}

{Dirty Talk}

Blindfold, feather bed,
Tickle me, slippery,
G spot, nasty pose,
In a video,
Love machine, by myself,
Climax, hot wax
S&M on the floor, I like it hardcore

I wanna do some dirty things to you tonight,
I wanna fight, all through the night, night, night

I am no angel
I like it when you do that stuff to me
I am no angel
I like it when you talk, dirty when you talk

I am no angel
I like it when you do that stuff to me
I am no angel
I like it when you talk, dirty when you talk

{Dirty Talk}

Can you go down,
Are you up for it, baby
Can you turn me out, are you up for it

Talk to me... talk to me...
Talk dirty to me... talk dirty to me

Talk to me... talk to me...
Talk dirty to me... talk dirty to me

{Dirty Talk}

I am no angel
I like it when you do that stuff to me
I am no angel
I like it when you talk, dirty when you talk

I am no angel
I like it when you do that stuff to me
I am no angel
I like it when you talk, dirty when you talk

{Dirty Talk}

When Sakura finished, she plopped down in front of Shikamaru, whose jaw was dropped to the ground.

Shikamaru never would have expected Sakura to be so... dirty. He thought she was still an innocent little girl. But her naughty song and little stripper dance told him otherwise.

"Where did you even hear a song like that?" Shikamaru asked her. Sakura shrugged.

"Kakashi,"

Shikamaru face-palmed.

"It figures..."

Sakura shook him by the shoulder.

"Hey Pineapple-kun?"

"Yes, Sakura...?"

"What's that hard thing sticking out in your pants?"

Shikamaru's face paled and he looked down. Sure enough, he had an erection.

"What a drag..."

Just then, there was a knock at the door. Shikamaru rushed to answer it. Outside the door stood his teammate, Ino Yamanaka.

"Shikamaru, your face is all red. What-"

"PINEAPPLE-KUN, CAN YOU TELL ME THAT THAT THING IN YOUR PANTS IS NOOOOOW?" Sakura yelled.

Shikamaru dashed out the door before Ino could even question him.

Ino stepped into the room and gave her childhood friend an odd look.

"HEY, are you a model?" Sakura asked, starry-eyed.

Ino smiled. She could get used to this.

"JUST KIDDING! You uglaaaaay!"

...Scratch that.

The song was Dirty Talk by Wynter Gordon. The song was suggested to me by RaccoonMetal. I got a few suggestions, but I thought this one would be the most amusing.

Send me your suggestions for next chapter's song. C: