Chapter 4- Haymitch

I had fun writing this one. Especially since Haymitch was drunk! Now, laugh along with me and *Cough* Review! *Cough*

Haymitch didn't know where his drink went, but he did feel quite happy and groggy. He looked around, dazed.

"Welcome to another episode of Frustrating Interviews! I'm your host, Lilac Bermese. Today our guest is Haymitch!" Haymitch looked up and giggled like a little child.

"Dofarblegurr..." He muttered lazily.

"Ok. My first question is: What is your favorite alcohol?"

"Well. I thinker gonna haveto lookat thebottle." He answered, slurring his words.

"Wow! Amazing!"

"Huh? Wha-?"

"Do you like anyone in particular?"

"YeahKatniss. She'sa greata fighter."

"No, I mean, like like."

"Uhno. Ithink Effie doesthough-" Then he passed out, because for the whole time, he had been drinking.

"Well, that is all the time we have today folks! See you next time on Frustrating Interviews!"