Bad Influence

I groaned and turned over, rubbing my eyes before opening them. I found myself in my bed, buried under my covers. Last night came back to me and I grinned. Hehe, the Cullens weren't expecting that explanation. I threw the covers off me and ran out of my room to find my parents.

"Mom! Dad!"

I shouted as I ran down the stairs, to find them sitting in the living room together.

"Bella! Stop shouting. We can hear you."

I skidded to a halt in front of them, beaming.

"I know but still. If I don't, it loses the effect of my excitement. Anyway, what d'ya think on the Cullens?"

They smiled

"They seem nice enough. But the important question is, what do you think on Edward?"

I could feel the heat rise up my neck to my cheeks. They laughed at me. I hissed at them. Then smiled and looked down at my feet.

"he seems nice. A proper gentleman. And he's okay looking"

My mind screamed "liar!" at me at my last statement. He was more than okay looking. He was HAWT! My mom smiled knowingly at me and I smiled back. Dad shook his head as me and mom burst into laughter.

"Bella, I still want you to be careful around them. You wouldn't want them to run away screaming would you?"

My dad smirked, killing my laughter. I scowled at him.

"I'm not that bad, Dad. And anyway, why should I be careful? They are vampires, creatures of the night. Why would they be scared of little old me?"

I gave him my innocent look, which worked on everyone accept Mom. He sighed and shook his again. I smiled and ran out of the room, shouting over my shoulder "I'm gonna get ready for school!"

I've never been this excited about school before. I was so eager to get there, that I was 40 minutes early. I cursed myself as I saw the empty car lot. Sighing, I parked and made my way to the other side of the school ad sat on the wooden picnic table.

I layed back, my legs crossed, as I stared up at the sky. My fingers twitched. Maybe I should cause some mischief today. Have a bit of fun in this dreary town. My mind drifted to Emmett and I smiled. I'm sure Emmett will join me in corrupting this school.

My body tensed as I felt the air shift around me and the wind carried a familiar scent. I wanted to smile, but I kept my face neutral. Just as the scent suddenly got stronger, I flipped myself and landing on the back of the vampire who was sneaking up behind me.

"Emmett, you fail!"

He pouted before hooking his arms round my legs to keep me on his back.

"Alice, you said it would work."

He turned around and faced the Cullens who were standing laughing at Emmett's failure.

"Aw, Emmy bear. Are dey picking on you?"

I cooed at him. He sniffed and nodded. I patted his head before saying

"Would you like me to teach them a lesson?"

He nodded again. I looked at the others smiling evilly. They stopped laughing an looked at me with fear in their eyes.

"What are you going to do?"

I laughed at them.

"You don't know my other power, do you? Have you ever watched Freaky Friday?"

Alice and Rose nodded.

"Who fancies being Edward for the day?"

Jasper, Rose and Alice squealed and ran away from me into the school, leaving Edward standing there, alone and confused.

Emmett doubled over laughing, taking me with him. Tears started to stream down my face from laughing. After we sobered up, I got off Emmett's back and walked over to Edward.

"Sorry for using you as an example,you were the only thing I could think off."

He shrugged, a smile on his face.

"It's okay. It was funny. Especially hearing Jasper sound like a girl. We have something to embarrass him with."

Emmett slapped him on the back.

"love your thinking, bro."

Hooking my arms with Emmett, we headed into the school, the humans starting to appear from their cars. Today was going to be fun, especially since I had Emmett in two of my classes.

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Religious Studies, a boring class with no point to it. And Ms Divine was a drag, her voice was one tone and she often got things wrong. Not that I'm an expert on the subject. Emmett sat next to me, his head resting on his hand, the same look of boredom on all the students, I sat there thinking on all the things I could do to liven things up. Thankfully the class was almost ended.

I dropped my pen under the table and using my vampire speed I tied people's laces together with the person sitting next to them before returning back to my seat, pen in hand, just I time for the bell to ring. Everybody stood and headed for the door, and as planned, they stumbled and fell into each other.

Laughing, I left the room with Emmett. We made our way to the lunch hall where the Cullens were already sitting at their table. As we sat down, Alice gave me knowing look.

"Have fun in R.E.?"

I shook my head

"Not as much as I wanted."

She laughed.

"Well, the sound system is ready. I've told Rose the plan, so you are all set!"

I nodded and smiled. When everyone was in the lunch hall, sitting and laughing with their friends, music started to play through the speakers placed in the hall. Everyone went quiet and that was my queue.

Standing up, and climbing onto my seat then the table I started singing along to the song.

Ladadadada
Ladadadadada
Ladadada
Dada
Ladadada

Alright sir
Sure I'll have another one it's early
Three olives, shake it up, I like it dirty (dirty)
Tequila for my friend it makes her flirty (flirty)
Trust me
I'm the instigator of underwear
Showing up here and there uh oh (oh no)
I'm always on a mission from the get go
So what if it's only 1 o'clock in the afternoon
It's never too soon to send out all the invitations to the last night (of your life)

Lordy Lordy Lordy

The students got up from their seats and crowded our table.

I can't help it, I like to party, it's genetic
It's electrifying wind me up and watch me go
Where she stops nobody knows
A good excuse to be a bad influence on you and you [x15]

I started to point at random people of the crowd, smiling and winking at some. Some laughed while others cheered. Alice and Rosalie joined me in the table, dancing beside me and singing with me.

Alright ma'am (ma'am)
Calm down I know your son said he was in my house (my house)
He was the captain of the football team but I turned him out
He wasn't the first and he won't be the last to tone it down
This happens all the time
I'm a story to tell the alibi
They wanna go home I asked them (why)
It's daylight (not night)
They might need a break from all the real life (get a life)
It gets to be too much sometimes
It's never too late to send out all the invitations to the last night of (your life)
Lordy Lordy Lordy

I can't help it, I like to party, it's genetic
It's electrifying, wind me up and watch me go
Where she stops nobody knows
A good excuse to be a bad influence on you

Everybody started jumping and cheering, singing along to the chorus

I'm off to see the doctor
I hope she has a cure
I hope she makes me better
What does that even mean? We don't know

Lordy Lordy Lordy

I can't help it, I like to party, it's genetic
It's electrifying, wind me up and watch me go
Where she stops nobody knows
A good excuse to be a bad influence on you

Some teachers started to push through the crowds, shouting about detention. The principal was particularly pissed about me table dancing and singing.

Lordy Lordy Lordy

I can't help it, I like to party, it's genetic
It's electrifying, wind me up and watch me go
Where she stops nobody knows
A good excuse to be a bad influence on you [x15]

I'm a good excuse (good excuse)
To be a bad influence on you and you and you
You're too tired
You're not too tired!

I bowed to the crowd and they cheered, despite the shouts from the teachers. I was basically dragged off the table by the teachers and escorted to the Principals office, Alice and Rose following behind us. I couldn't stop smiling as people commented on the lunch time show! The teachers snapped at them, but I couldn't help but smile.

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I sat, slumped in the chair bored. The Principal stood in front of me, ranting and spitting about my actions and that I was a bad influence on the other students, especially the younger ones. And when I told him the song was about me being a bad influence on them and that its fun, he went purple.

Then he phoned my mom. And I wanted to slap my head for saying anything.

10 minutes later, Mom comes into the office looking furious. I gulped.

"Hi mom."

"Don't 'hi mom' me, young lady! Wait till your father gets home!"

She turned to the principal.

"Mr Rooney, I'm sorry for my daughters behaviour and I hope no serious action has been taken against her."

She used her 'voice'. The one that everyone gets mesmerized by. The one dad hates when she uses it on men.

"I...uh...no, its fine. Kids will be kids. There's ..uh...no punishment."

Ma smiled, then cooed

"you're so kind. I'm sure Bella won't do anything else, will you Bella?"

I shook my head. Not any time soon. I'll give it a week. Max.

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