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Chapter 3 Ha, I can't believe that filthy DIB thought he could over-run me! I sure caught his foolish ways. So, let's find out what he wants to, SURRENDER TO ME! "MUHAHAHAHA!", I screamed "You, You, You, jerk Zim.", Dib said quietly after the experiment "Ha, I now know, you would do it if I should do an unforgivable thing"
"To be your, assistant? of course..", he said ginning That fool, why would I want him as-as-as a stupid assistant! He must have been to dizzy, with stupidity! Well, only one thing to do for this trick!
"Ha! MUHAHA! NO! You fool! Never would I ever want to ever be with YOU!", I replied "But-but-but, your screen, it... it-it said you wanted to be a part with me...", he commented "What? One thing, how did you ever get to know what is on my screens? Some worm-baby human device! Well, your intelligence is STUPID! You couldn't read if your filthy existence depended upon it! The screen said that I would MAKE YOU SURRENDER to my, more intelligent wits! HMM!", I yelled, looking admirably I bet he didn't expect that, now that I have him he will be forever in my debt! The Dib human was strapped to a heavy purple counter with straps around his feet and hands. Big glass test tubes gleaming in the unnatural light of the Irken technology. In one one was a oddly happy kid wearing a "NICK" shirt saying, "I'm so HAPPY! ALL THE TIME"
Now, i must get back to work. Dib will most certainly be my slave! Well, back to work. I glanced over to a board on the purple control monitor. A screen full of Irken writing stood. All the same, all the same. I turned around, GIR was standing there with a suck monkey in his hand making Loud sucking sounds.
"Cut that out GIR! And, throw that filthy HUMAN filth away.", I nodded "Awww, but i like da' sucky monkey! It make me happy! WHAAAAAA"
"Ok GIR, but just be quiet! UGHHHG!" I yawned and then thought that I must take a break. Maybe I could sneak into Dibs room to find some TORTURE DEVICES! MUHAHAHA! Yes, that is what I am going to do. I looked back for a few seconds, The Dib still lay, unconscious on the test table. "ahh, he shouldn't wake up for a while...",I said I was cautiously walking down the street to the humans house. I recognized the blue magnetic shocking devices surrounding the lard. Okay, I've done this so many times before. I climbed up to the window on the other side and opened it. Well, that was easy. Now, lets find some things I can torture Dib with... His computy thingy might have information, better bring that with me. Now, what else... These poster, and somme UGLY other items. Perfect. Now, all I have to do is sneak out of here. These filthy places have no command systems. Why had the tallest pick me for this? They should have picked a complete MORON for this job. Not an Irken Elite. Well, wait... I should call them and tell them the new news. They'll be so excited! "MUHAHAHAHA! I AM ZIM!", I screamed "Dib? Is that you, are you playing another Stupid online game with Zim?", Gaz shouted from downstairs "Uhhh, yes, sure, yeah, I'm DIB, And I am... uhh, playing with ZIM! AND IM GONNA STOP HIM FROM TAKING OVER THE WORLD!(cough, cough"
"Whatever, SHUT UP!", she replied "Now that I have her away, this might prove to be a little bit easier.", I mumbled "SON? WHAT WAS THAT NOISE? ARE YOU BRINGING THE DEAD BACK! I TOLD YOU NOT TO!", Professor Membrane shouted as I slammed the window I was going back when I realized, wait, if The Dib's Dad realizes he is gone.. Hmm.. He might call the human monitors... and they'll search... and.. WAHH! They might come to my house! Got to stop them! Stupid human earth police! "IM ALRIGHT DAD!", I shouted, mocking the human's voice "Ahh, my poor son...", he mumbled Now that that's out of the way, ONWARD! I started marching forward towards my base. Yes, everything going good... WAIT! Dib would have woken up by now! I started running towards the base. I got there, breathing heavily. I then went over to the toilet. I stood up on it, and it slowly went down. "Ahh, all is right with my INGENIOUS! plan... I AM ZIM!", I stated I stepped out, and went over to the platform where I had put Dib. "Sooo, Dib, HA! And you-", I began and then I looked down The DIB! HE wasn't there! I quickly turned around, where was he? Then I heard a shrill laughing.
"HAHAHAHA! Stupid, Stupid, Stupid, ZIM! You under-estimated me! Looky here, I got new ones!", Dib Laughed from behind me I darted around and looked at him. He had a pair of black and grey hand cuffs, with 5 squares on each end. Hey... they were the thingys that made like, aliens go unconscious! I doubt they work. But, you never can be too sure! Better do something... gir?
"GIR! COME HERE NOW!", I said talking into the microphone out of the PAK. I waited, the dib was quiet too. Then I heard a shrill WEEEEEEHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! from the base. "YEEEEHAW! OOOOO... HI DIB! HEHE!", he said "Gir, No, DIB is the ENEMY! GET HIM! Come on , THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!", I coaxed "OKKIEEE DOKKIEE!", he foolishly replied "Not, so fast ZIM! Lookie here!", he paused, pulling a piece of machinery out of his pocket,"A De-activator too!" "Ha, you think you're, STUPID non-working HUman pecies of dookie will help you here! Irken technology is far greater!" He just ginned and then pressed a button on the "de-activator". Suddenly Gir's eyes went black and he fell down with a clash. I just stood there, my mouth hanging open. He actually did it! "But, ZIM, you won't be knocked unconscious, I will put you in a, AHA! Magnetic field, so you can't escape, yet you can survive. I can still punish you HA!", he said with sheer confidence and looking at his filthy naily thingys. Like that would ever happen. "Well, I doubt it'll work! Just try It! MUHAHAHA!", I replied Actually then, I at least Gir could not be deactivated.. somehow. Well, whatever. Suddenly a flash of green light went across my face, and next thing I knew, all I could see was faintly green, like goo was covering me. my ears got muffled and It was hard to hear. NOOO!
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