A/N: To arthur-theoriginal13thmember, I wanted to thank you for your offers to save me. Sadly, Xemnas said that if you do anything then I'm going to die… I'd like to keep my life please, because even though it may not seem like it, I actually value it. And even though my username is MarluCosplayer13, I'm a girl… Just a little heads up on that. I want to thank everybody for reviewing this and favoriting it. I think that's the only thing keeping me from being murdered…


To the users of Fanfiction,

I have many things that I need to address with you. As the Chilly Academic, I, Vexen, do NOT have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. I do not have urges to do things over and over again, and I do not have any kind of depression or isolation issues. I think that you are the ones with mental problems if you're writing about people who you think have issues.

Another thing that makes me quite annoyed is these pairings with me and Marluxia. I have had no sexual relations with him at all and have no intention to. In reality, Marluxia and I don't even talk, so how could it be that we are secretly in love with each other? The man repulses me. Speaking of, why do you people accuse me of being a pedophile? I can't bear to even think like that, so why would you accuse me of such blasphemy?

So as you can see, I am a perfectly normal and rational person, and I expect all of you fanfiction writers to believe this. If not, then I would feel sorry for our poor captive typist- if you know what I mean.

Not So Sincerely,

IV, Vexen, The Chilly Academic