DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN KH OR ANYTHING, ASK XEMNAS IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME
Dear MANLY journal thing,
I can't sleep tonight. I guess my thoughts of dresses, goats, kittens, fat guys in red suits, and domination over pet stores and dairy products has my mind busy.
Maybe if I say goodnight to everything, that'll make me tired! Yes! I am so smart sometimes I can't believe myself. I know there's this book called 'Good Night Moon' that I haven't read in a week or so. So I'll just say goodnight to everything like it does in the book.
"Goodnight room, good night Kingdom Hearts moon, good night MANLY journal, goodnight fuzzy pink pajamas and my matching night cap that has a fuzzy pom- pom on the top.
Goodnight blueberry muffin crumbs that happen to be on my bed.
Good night comfy black leather office chair that creaks every time I sit in it because I need to loose weight, good night Mr. Whiskers who is cleaning himself disgustingly. Oh now he just fell over.
Good night vacuum cleaner that I haven't used in 4 years.
Good night fat guy in the red suit where ever you are, good night my chocolate candy bar stash that is hidden in my closet, good night moldy slice of pizza that somehow got stuck to my ceiling.
Good night computer that makes me look professional even though I only use it to go on Strawberry Shortcakes website to play fun games with her berry best friends.
Good night remote control that makes it easier than getting up to turn on my flat screen, goodnight my fuzzy teddy bear named Hearts who will one day dominate the world with me.
Good night
And that's when Xemnas fell asleep.
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