That Night!
the boys looked so sweet, until Duo crinkled his nose and lifted his head. Wufei, noticing his lover had moved looked up at him, then at what he was looking at...the girls.
"Care to join?" Duo said sweetly. Wufei giggled. "Nah..." said Relena, But Hilde jumped in between the two lovebirds. they both let out grunts of disapproval.
"hilde...come on...lets go mess with Heero again!"
"I'm good. so, what it do!" she said cuddling up with Duo. "First of all...get off. and second...GET OFF!" Duo had to grunt out the last words, she had squeezed him half to death!
"ok, ok...so what happened?" Hilde said. the three where sitting on the bed, it was 3:00AM by now and they had snacks and an ash tray in between them.
"you really wanna know?" asked Duo. she nodded and made a weird gurgling noise with her throat. "Ok, well...Wufei and I just get to this club and..."
"find a place, I'll get us both a shot." said Wufei. Duo walked away. Wufei sat at a bar stool. he held up two fingers and said, "Yager please...and a coke chaser!" the bartender, a blond BUSTY women nodded and started her chore. soon Wufei had his drinks and he made his way to the back of the club. Duo was sitting at a table talking to some guy. "Duo....who's your friend?"
"Oh this is Marco...He's a doctor..." Wufei snorted to himself, then looked at the table. two empty shots. Marco took one of Wufei's from his hand. "Thanks man..." he downed it and handed it back to Fei, who's mouth was wide open. "Oh Fei Fei, don't be mad...here, I'll go get you another one." said Duo. "no...its ok..." he was cut off by Marco jumping up and sorta screeching, "This be my song!!!" he grabbed a giggling Duo and they made their way to the dance floor. Wufei sat down. this was not looking good.
12 shots and three beers later. Duo returned to the table and asked the waiter...Wufei...if he could get another beer.
"aeh...no...you can...get it yourself...I'm not a slave!"
"And why are you not having fun?" asked Duo. "erg...." Wufei mumbled as he got up..stumbled a little, then made his way to the bathroom.
He washed up his hands as two boys came in...
"He was all over that long haired dude."
"yeah, he did NOT seem to mind...god, Marco is such a slut, he will boink anything that-"
Wufei rushed from the bathroom to see Marco grinding on Duo. Duo looked happy!
"Oh...no you don't!" Wufei stormed up to the two "lovebirds" and snatched Duo away.
"Hey honey, whats your damadge?" Marco asked as he stopped dancing
"my..what...oh shut up marky... 'hunny...' you are all over my man!"
"Marco..."
"whatever...look you, this...this is mine, and Duo..." Wufei jerked Duo around. "You are mine..."
"you are drunk..."
"so are you! Duo how dare you!"
"Baby, I am just hav- hey, did you get me another beer? look-" Duo found himself at that point getting slapped. "Hey...wow...that's hot!"
"So you slaped him...then what?" Asked Hilde.
"Oh I'll tell you what!" Said Wufei
"Karaoke! yeah! that's what I'm talken 'bout!"
Duo grabbed a book, searched, found! One song by Limp Bizket.....Faith...
he punched it in and sang a sweet love song to Wufei, every now and then, for those screamer parts, he would get in Wufei's face. Wufei just sat there sipping on a Margarita ignoring his serenader. The club cheered when he was done. He sat back down by Wufei. "See...they love me."
"No, Duo...they are claping because you shut up!"
someone else got the K-Bug and began to sing...badly...
"Se thats what you sounded like."
even thought Duo had a wonderful voice, even for screemo!
"Oh shut up Fei, you get up there then...sing eye of the tiger...like biiiig mastah wong! hui, Sushi...Hoke!" he moked with his fake Asian accent. "Duo...ugh, lets just go, I wanna go home! now! Take me home!" Wifei began to push Duo out of his chair. "Fine Grasshopah! We go now! Hui!"
"then we got to jack and the crack and then we got home...and Duo slept on the floor." Said Wufei. "you forgot to tell her about what I said to the Drive-through lady!"
"Oh shut up Ladybird!"
Duo just smiled.
AHHHHH! yeash! this be another chapter!
Duo: wow...really? we were smashed!
Wufei: yeah...
