I know I didn't update in... 3 days. T.T I suck I know but I had a reason! Thursday I was studying for a chem test, which I aced btw :D I know I told one of you... FangHeart, but I said I would update the next day OTL Well, on Friday, one of my friends decided to follow me home, which was a little weird... so then I was playing with him instead of doing my work and doing this. He didn't leave til late though, so I couldn't really write anything. Saturday... I got nothing XD Sorry haha...

Also, I wanted to get this out, so it's not exactly proof read... please point out mistakes!


Chocolate - prompt by XFangHeartX

Sanji, Nami, and Luffy

Rated K+ for Sanji's bad mouth

"Mellorine!" Sanji cried, spinning towards Nami. "My, what a beauty," he commented, getting down on his knees and kissing her hand. "What would you like to eat? For you, everything will be free of charge."

Ignoring the sputtering protests of Zoro and Usopp, Nami fluttered her eyelashes. "Why thank you! You'll really give me everything for free? In that case, how about a nice chocolate dessert?"

"Right away!" Sanji answered, spinning to the kitchen of the Baratie in a whirlwind of hearts.

He stopped his spinning after passing through the kitchen doors, beginning preparations for making a large chocolate fountain. If he knew the new chore boy was staring, he didn't care, since new employees tended to watch him work a lot.

Luffy's attention immediately shifted from the plates he was breaking to the pot of chocolate Sanji was melting down. He simply dropped the plate he was holding, allowing it to shatter in the overflowing sink, and shifted closer and closer to the pot. He could stretch his arm for the chocolate, he was aware, but he didn't want to attract too much attention by stretching his arm across the aisle. Instead, he surreptitiously slid over until he was nearly next to Sanji, holding a broom in his hand to detract attention. Well, the broom had happened to be there, propped up against the counter for him to sweep the floor.

He stretched his hand a little, moving his fingers closer and closer to the pot. Noticing that Sanji was currently preparing fruits and snacks to dip into the chocolate fountain, and subsequently not paying attention to Luffy's hand, he reached his hand into the pot.

"YOOOOOOWWWWWWW!" Luffy howled, jumping up and snapping his chocolate coated burning hand back to its original length. He blew profusely on his quickly swelling hand, which was still dripping chocolate.

He caught the attention of the entire kitchen staff, each looking up from their work to stare at him. While the entire kitchen staff was looking on with interest, only Sanji was fuming mad.

"You shitty little chore boy! What the hell do you think you're doing sticking your dirty hand in the chocolate for my precious Nami-swan?"

"But… it looked so good!" Luffy defended, sucking on his hand to ease the burning.

"Of course it looks good! Doesn't mean you can touch it! Get out of my kitchen!" Sanji shouted, kicking him into the dining hall. Not many customers were fazed by the sight of a small chore boy rolling down the middle of the restaurant, hitting and breaking expensive glassware. The Baratie was known for being rather violent. Luffy's crew however, looked up in surprise, then annoyance, when they realized that it was in fact their captain causing what was definitely more damages than what he already did.

Then Nami noticed his red, swollen, chocolate covered hand. "Luffy… why's your hand burned and covered in chocolate?" she asked, suspicious.

Luffy jumped up, unscathed despite the broken glass on the floor, "Oh! I wanted to try some of the chocolate Sanji was making for you, so I stuck my hand in the pot. It was really hot though."

"You IDIOT!" Nami said, feeling no remorse for punching him over the head. "And you're paying me for ruining my chocolate."


Yeah, I know it was supposed to be a Sanji and Nami fic mainly, and possibly with Robin and/or Luffy on the side. Yeah... idk. This just kind of came out...

Btw, this takes place at the Baratie, and I'm sure there are inconsistencies with the actual story line. This was not meant to be inserted in the actual story line. Again, this was not meant to be in the actual story line. I was simply taking the time and setting. Nothing else.

So, hope you enjoyed! And if you would like, I would love to get reviews and/or new prompts or suggestions!