Chapter 4: Diana

So it became night time, Soos and Wendy went home, Stan went to his room and the twins were upstairs in bed, but someone else was in the house with them. The shadow of the person was in the living room, making its way up to the attic. But it hit a lamp and it fall to the ground making a lot of noise.

"Dipper, Mabel, was that one of you two?" Stan Asked.

"No, I through that you made that noise." Dipper replied. Mabel didn't reply, she was already asleep. As Stan started going downstairs, the shadowed figure heard his footsteps and hid behind the arm chair. When Stan got downstairs, he put his brass knuckles on and started looking around the ground floor. He held his breath so he could hear the soft exhale of the intruder, Stan knew exactly where he was. He walked closer to the chair.

"Come on out, I know you're here." He said. The intruder stood up with his hands in the air.

"Fine, you got me but please don't hurt me sir." The intruder said. Dipper who was on the stairs, heard the voice and thought 'Wait, is that who i think it is?'

"I'll teach you not to sneak into my home!" Stan said getting ready to punch the intruder. But before he punched the intruder, Dipper told him to stop.

"What's the big idea defending the thief!?" Stan said in anger.

"Well this person's not a thief, it's Pacifica." Dipper said. Pacifica stands up and goes behind Dipper.

"How did you know it was her?"

"Because I could tell by her voice." Dipper said.

"Ok then, but why is she here at this hour!?" He asked. Stan and Dipper turned to Pacifica, she didn't say a word, all she did was look at them straight back in the eyes. But after a bit, she snapped.

"OK then, I'll tell you. I came here because I needed to talk to you Dipper."

"What!?" They yelled.

"Yep, I need to talk to you about the lumberjack ghost party for the last 5 years." She replied.

"Yeah ok, but not here and not at 1AM." Said Stan.

"I'll dress up like Diana later so we can talk." Pacifica interrupted Dipper and said:

"But it's urgent!"

"Fine, but you got 5 minutes. After that, leave cause i don't want your parents coming over here." Stan said.

"No problem." Said Pacifica, she grabbed Dipper's arm and took him upstairs.

"Haha, so two girls are going after Dipper. and what did Dipper mean by 'dress up like Diana?'" Stan said to himself.

Up in the twins room.

"Why is she here? It's 1AM and i want to sleep." Mabel said.

"Pacifica is going to be here for about a minute, then you can go back to sleep." Dipper said kindly.

"Fine." She replied. Dipper turn to Pacifica and asked:

"So what did you want to tell me?"

"Well I found something you forgot at the party." Pacifica said while handing over a bag. Dipper opened the bag and pulled out his hat.

"Oh how did I forget my hat, thanks a lot P."

"You're welcome." Pacifica said with a smile. Straight after she said 'You're welcome', Dipper paused for a second to think. And just then he came up with an idea.

"You know what we should do?" Dipper said all excited.

"Why are you asking me that question?" Asked Pacifica.

"We should through a party at the shack." Mabel jumped up and said.

"Yeah, that's a great idea so i can get closer to Ernest."

"Who's Ernest?" Pacifica said.

"A friend of ours, he's here in Gravity falls for 3 more days." Dipper said.

"His got black hair, brown eyes, he's so dreamy and he's french" Said Mabel

"Oh wait, I do know who he is, he's a friend of one of my best friends!" Pacifica said.

"Who's your best friend's name?" Dipper and Mabel asked. But just before she could say anything, Stan slammed the door open and said:

"Times up, time to go Pacifica."

"Oh ok, well I'll tell you later, bye." She said while walking down the stairs.

"Yep, see ya." Dipper replied. He turned off the lights, walked over to his bed and flopped onto the bed face first.

"Hey Dipper?" Said Mabel.

"Yeah?" He replied.

"Do you think that Pacifica's best friend is Victoria?" Asked Mabel.

"It's possible, but i don't think so." Said Dipper.

"Okay, i was just asking, Good night." She said

"Night Mabel."

That Morning, Dipper and Mabel were in the kitchen, Dipper was dressed as Diana so that he could meet up with Pacifica and he had a note pad in his hand. Mabel was drinking a tall glass of 'Mabel juice' while playing with Dipper's wig.

"Who's going to be the DJ?" Asked Mabel.

"Soos." Dipper replied.

"Yeah, he did well last time Stan had a party, but lets have someone a bit better." Mabel said.

"We're going to let Soos DJ and also, even if i didn't want Soos to be DJ, Marco isn't in Oregon." Dipper replied.

"Fine, but if you call him, he could come." Said Mabel.

"I'll think about it. Now what snacks should we have?"

"Popcorn, Chips, Pizza, Drinks, Pretzels and Candy." Mabel said.

"But what kind of drinks and what kind of candy?"

"Pitt cola, Dew Peak (Mtn Dew parody), Danta (Fanta parody), Prof. Salt ( parody of Dr. pepper) and for the candy, Jellybeans, Gobstoppers, Comet explosions (Star Bursts parody), gummy worms and battle brains (War heads parody)." Mabel said.

"Wow, you thought of all that on the spot?" Asked Dipper.

"Yep." She said proudly. Dipper looked at the clock in the kitchen, it was 11am.

"Ah crap, we were supposed to meet Pacifica 30 minutes ago!" Dipper said while running to the door.

"Coming." Said Mabel running after him. Once in town, they met up with to Pacifica to talk about the party plans.

"Where have you been? I've been waiting for 45 minutes now!" Pacifica said angrily.

"Sorry P, we didn't keep track of time." Dipper said while scratching the back of his head.

"Well we're here now, let's talk about the party!" Mabel yelled joyfully.

So they went and sat at a nearby bench, Mabel and Dipper told Pacifica all the ideas they had for the party.

"Wow, you guys really planned out everything." Pacifica was amazed with everything that they had planned.

"Hey Pacifica, I was just wondering, who's the friend that knows Ernest?" Asked Mabel.

"Well..." But before Pacifica could say who it was, someone came out of nowhere:

"Hey Pacifica, how have you been?" It was Victoria.

"Hey Vicky, I'm good, how about you?"

"Same. Oh Hey Mabel, I didn't see you there."

"Hey Victoria, where's Ernest?" Asked Mabel.

"Well his going to go see Dipper at the Shack." At that moment, Dipper let out a "Really?" Victoria turn to Dipper and said with a smile:

"Oh Hello, Who are you?" Dipper cleared his throat and said in a girly voice:

"I'm Diana, one of Pacifica's great friends."

"Well nice to meet you Diana. So what you girls talking about?"

"A party Dipper, Pacifica and I are planning." Mabel said.

"But if you're planning something with Dipper, shouldn't he be here?" Victoria pointed out.

"Well he's on his way." Dipper said.

"And how would you know that Diana?" Victoria said.

"Aaahh...Well...he called me...a few...minutes ago." Dipper said with hesitation.

"Okay the, well i have to go, so give him a hug from me and we can talk another time." Said Victoria.

"Okay sure, bye Victoria." Dipper said.

"Bye bye Victoria, see you next time." Mabel yelled

"Bye Vicky, See you later." Pacifica said as she gave her a hug.

"Bye everyone." Victoria said while walking away. Dipper rubbed the sweat off his head and said:

"That was close."

"Yeah i know. Well, I'm going home to get ready for tonight, Victoria's family are coming over." Pacifica replied.

"But we're not done planning the party." Dipper said.

"You guys can handle the rest, but I would like the party to be this Sunday." She replied.

"But that leaves us 2 days till the party." Dipper said.

"Then get started." Pacifica yelled.

"Okay then, lets go bro." Mabel said.

"Fine. see ya P." Dipper said.

"Bye Pines." She replied while walking away.

End Of Chapter 4: Diana