A/N: Hey guys! It's been like 100 years since the last update but hopefully, the updating will get more frequent with this fic. My sister and I have been working on other things so this got left behind, but like I said, hopefully that's gonna change.

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"Not much. Just down here to see Frisco play." Joe answered as he browsed the menu.

"I thought you didn't like live bands." John said.

"No, no. I don't like Trevor's live band." Joe said matter of factly. John tried to suppress his laugh but failed, Mo rolled her eyes.

"Can we not talk about Trevor when he's not here?" she asked locking eyes with Joe.

"With pleasure, bitch. With pleasure." Joe said as he flipped his perfectly styled hair.

"So anyway, Mo told me that you guys host a web show." John said changing the subject.

"We do." Claudette said happily.

"That's cool." he said. "But how do you make money off that? You're not like Justin Bieber or something."

"How you know?" Joe asked. "You could be sitting here with YouTube royalty." he said as he pretended to put a crown on Claudette's head.

"He's dumb. The same way you make money. Merchandise." Claudette said slapping Joe's hands away. "You know, T-shirts, travel mugs, tote bags, flip-flops and anything else we can make up to sell."

"What's on them?"

"My catchphrases." Joe said snapping.

"You have catchphrases?" John asked. "Like what?"

"Semantics." Joe said with a wave of his hand.

"Oh." John laughed. "No offense but people buy that?"

"None taken and yes." Claudette said.

"Speak for yourself." Joe said. "I'm offended." he said snapping his neck. "We are the winners of a YouTube Award. Best Commentary Video. Act like you know."

"I'm sorry. Mo didn't tell me that you guys were award winners." John said with a gentle smile.

"We think we won the award strictly on the classy bitch segments." Mo said with a laugh.

"What's that?" John questioned.

"It's hard to explain." Claudette said laughing.

"It's not a good thing." Mo said.

"And no one is safe." Joe said, high fiving his girls. "From people in our town to celebrities."

"That's right. If you are in the business of being ratchet..." Claudette started.

"Then you will be highlighted in the classy bitch segment." Mo finished.

"You got an example?" John laughed.

"Well, Miss Kim Kardashian. Classy bitch hall of fame." Joe said.

"Yes, And Miss Taylor Swift." Claudette said.

"I like her." John said.

"She's a sore loser who needs a pocket dictionary." Mo said looking him in the eye.

"What's that mean?" he laughed.

"She means, that bitch thinks she should win every-fucking-thing and then when she don't she wanna act like a child on television." Joe explained. "And then she got the nerve to call herself humble. No, bitch. That ain't humble."

"Is this what your show is like?" John asked looking at Mo.

"Yep." she said avoiding his blue stare.

"That's why we won, boo." Joe said to John. "You should check us out. 2 Brassies, a Gay and a webshow." he said. "It's a clever play on 2 guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place."

"Ryan Reynolds?" John asked.

"Yeah, not his best work but he's so tasty no one cares that that show wasn't good and he shouldn't have been the Green Lantern." Claudette said matter of factly. John threw his head back in laughter. Joe nudged Claudette when he noticed Monica looking at him longingly.

"So, John you gotta show tonight?" Claudette asked.

"Yeah, SmackDown but there'll be plenty of time for us to get ready." John said.

"Ready for what?" Joe asked as he bit into a breadstick.

"Frisco's show." he answered looking at Mo.

"You're coming to the show?" Joe asked a scheming looking in his eyes.

"Yeah."

"Fantastic." Joe said with a wide smile. "Well, this place ain't like Sweet Caroline's. They have an actual V.I.P. section."

"Cool." John said chuckling. "Thanks for lunch guys. I've got a signing in like an hour." John said rising from his chair. The other three stood as well. "I'll see you tonight." he said shaking Joe's hand.

"You know it." Joe said with a wink, that confused John.

"Later." he said hugging Claudette.

"It'll be fun." she said returning his hug.

"You'll be there right?" John asked turning to Mo. She nodded.

"With bells on." he smiled at her and wrapped her in a tight embrace. She wrapped her arms around him and Joe and Claudette looked at each other as the hug seemed to be never-ending.

"I'll see you tonight, Mo." John whispered as he pulled away. Mo nodded again, his low sexy voice causing her to momentarily forget how to speak. He kissed her forehead, broke their embrace, waved to the other two and left the restaurant.

"What?" Mo asked when she turned and saw her sister and best friend staring at her.

"Bitch, staph!" Joe said reaching for his wallet.

"Hey." John said jogging back over to the table.

"Did you forget something?" Mo asked her brown eyes glazed over.

"Yeah." he said as he reached in to his pocket pulled out his wallet and threw some cash on the table. "See ya." he smiled and left.

"Oh! He didn't say nothing but a damn word." Joe said putting his wallet away.

"I'm giving him this back." Mo said reaching for the money.

"No, no." Joe said grabbing her hand.

"He offered." Claudette said. "No one asked him to come back and pay."

"Lunch was $75." Mo said. "He left $200."

"His prerogative." Joe said shrugging. "Bitch, you better leave that money. You know he would be mad if you handed him that money later at the club." Mo sighed and moved her hand away from the money. "Carry yo ass, We've got a spa appointment."

"We do?" Claudette muttered.

"We do now." he said as he linked his arm into Mo's.


"Where the fuck you been?" Randy asked when John finally showed up in the break room of the Barnes & Noble.

"Lunch." John said pulling this patented cap on to his head.

"I eat." Randy said annoyed.

"You weren't invited."

"So you ate alone?"

"No, some friends invited me." John said rolling his eyes.

"Who the fuck do you know in Raleigh?" Randy asked, arms folded across his chest.

"People." John chuckled.

"What people? I literally know everyone you know." Randy said, his mind running through their shared friends.

"Mo, Joe, her sister."

"What?"

"Yeah, Joe invited me to Coladonato Bistro." John informed him.

"I love that place and fuck him." Randy said.

"Maybe he didn't invite you because he didn't want you trying to skeeve on his friend." John commented with a laugh.

"I don't skeeve. That's a thing ugly dudes do." Randy said matter of factly.

"Right, Randy. You ready to do this?" John asked, rolling his eyes.

"It's not like I have a choice." the tall man said as he followed his friend out of the break room.


A/N2: Be sure to check out The Hunter Coven Saga: Transformation by M. K. Thomas on Amazon and Kindle. It's a great read and the author is a wrestling fan!