T: Back so soon?
SHADI: Your mind is a dangerous place. * Stomach grumbles loudly* Ooh.
T: More dangerous then Yami's mind?
SHADI: Yes! His defences didn't involve rancid jello!
T: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to eat things you found?
SHADI: eh-but-no-that-.
T: Ah ha! Elementary my dear Watson!
WATSON: * Eating a doughnut * what?
SHADI: *blinking * Where'd you get that? How'd you get here?
WATSON: Tunnel. *Points * Windowsill *points *
OLD CRONE: *waving a rolling pin * Hey! Arrrhhhhg! Give it beck! Ah ho ho! Hiiiii! T, Pirate Duke Of Leprechauns isn't Takahashi, Lucas or Tolkien! That would be quite a personality disorder! Give me back that crawler, you crawling. crawling. Fat balding man! YAAAAAAAHH!
Chapter four
OF BLACK HOLES, PRINCESSES AND THE GROUP'S DIMISHING PATIENCE
The first week had gone by surprisingly well, except for a few incidents. Like Gandalf getting fried by the toaster, and a couple of little spats between Han and Yami Bakura.
On the bright side of things, Yugi had finally had a good's night sleep. Han's speech had gotten through to Bakura and Yami, and they no longer fought. In fact, they had been getting along extremely well, or as well as they possibly could. Everyone had a slight case of cabin fever, and boredom.
Chewbacca and Yami Yugi were just sitting on the couch, staring into space. Tea had fallen asleep in her armchair, the newspaper over her face. Gandalf was knitting something, and when asked, told them it was a sock.
Yoda was sprawled on his back, just lying there. Yugi and Bakura had fallen asleep during their game of cards, and were sleeping sitting up, leaning against each other.
Han was lying on his back counting ceiling tiles, and Yami Bakura was carelessly tossing popcorn kernels at him. The only sounds were of snoring, and Han hissing "quit it!" When Yami had actually hit him. Finally Han could stand it no longer. "IF SOMETHING DOESN'T HAPPEN SOON, I'LL GO NUTS!"
He screamed. "Stress leads to anger, and anger leads to wickedness... Yes... stay calm, and the dark forces may never touch you. Yes.." Yoda croaked. "I don't give a damn about any dark forces at the moment Yoda!" Han cried.
The room fell silent once more. "Somebody say something." Han grumbled. "Okay. Han, you're an idiot and you look like a camel." Yami Bakura offered. "Why I oughta!" "Now now!" Gandalf said, putting his knitting down. Han glared and Yami Bakura smiled. "Mortals are so fun to tease." He chuckled. "Freak." "Moron." "That's enough. You're behaving like children." Yami Yugi said sternly. "Yes mother." "Yami, I've had just about enough of you!" Yami Yugi yelled. Gandalf and Yoda shook their heads.
"It's amazing you haven't woken the children." Gandalf scolded. By children, he meant Yugi, Bakura and Tea, who were the youngest there. Yami Yugi certainly would have started a fistfight with the other Yami if he hadn't heard the noise. Everyone stopped. "What's that?" Yami Yugi said.
It sounded like someone far away was screaming, except that it was getting closer. It got extremely loud, and Yoda covered his large ears with his tiny hands.
Suddenly, a hole opened up in the ceiling, a large, gaping, and dark hole. A blur of white fell shrieking from it, and fell on Han.
He grunted as it hit him. Han cursed loudly. "Sorry Han." It said. "Leia?" Han gasped, as she brushed herself off. "What are you doing here?" Leia fixed her large buns, and said. "I don't know. I had received a letter three weeks ago, and got sucked into this black hole. I've been in there ever since!" She looked around. " Who are all of you?" She asked, seeing Yami Bakura, who was making snide comments about how Han was as useful as a cushion.
"I am Gandalf." Gandalf said, and continued. " And the sleeping trio are Yugi, Bakura and Tea." " I am Yami Yugi, and this abnormality beside me is Yami Bakura." Yami Yugi said with a grin.
"Thank you for the kind introduction." Yami Bakura replied. "We're the other members of the houseshare, stuck here by that crazed phantom. Do you know of any others?" Han Said.
"No." Leia replied slowly. "You'll have to share a room with tea." Yami Bakura said. He had made his way across the room and proceeded to smother Bakura. His eyes flew open and he coughed. He then glared at Yami."You could have woken me up nicely!" "Yes, but that wouldn't have been as fun." Bakura tripped Yami as he walked away. Yami hit the floor hard. " Ryou!" Yami growled menacingly, lashing out with his hand and grabbing Bakura's foot. He dragged him across the floor, and tried to smother him again. The commotion woke Yugi, who rushed to Bakura's aide, trying to pull Yami off him.
Yami yugi rolled his eyes. He turned to Leia, who was staring. "They're usually like that. Except Ryou's usually well behaved." Yami Yugi said, perplexed. "Yeah, well, anyone who shares a room with that lunatic is likely to change a little." Han said. Yami yugi grunted in approval. "Shouldn't you do something to stop them?" Leia asked.
" There's no use in trying." Gandalf said with a chuckle. "Anyway, you'll be sharing a room with Tea. TEA!" Yami Yugi hollered. "Huh? What!" Tea sat bolt upright, the paper falling from her face. She looked at the tangled mass of limbs on the floor and then at Leia. "What'd I miss?" she asked, confused. "A new member of the houshare has arrived, yes. Sharing a room with you, yes." Yoda said.
"Hi, I'm Tea." "I'm Leia." The two girls shook hands. "I'm glad I'm not the only girl." Tea said with a smile. "Get off me!" came a muffled yell. " Oh, hello." said Yugi. "Yes, be polite Ryou." Smirked Yami, who had pinned him to the floor and was now resting his head and elbows on Bakura's back. "I would if you'd get off me!" He hissed. Yami Yugi sighed.
He yanked Bakura out from under Yami. "Enough of this foolishness." Bakura's face reddened from embarrassment and he introduced himself. Tea showed Leia to their room, and the group disbanded.
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WASTSON: *dusting confectioner's sugar off * Well, I guess I'll be taking my leave. Tally Ho!
T & SHADI: Wait!
WATSON: Yes?
T: Tell them to read and review.
SHADI: Yes. Or I'll send you to the shadow realm!
Watson and T stare
SHADI: Oh, I can't be cruel once in a while?
Old Crone runs out of her house, chasing Watson down with the pin
WATSON: ARGH! GREAT SCOTT! READ AND REVIEW!
They run off into the sunset, the silhouettes of the two stocky people black against the orange sky.
T: Only in Canada!
Shadi and T place their hands over their hearts, looking up at the sky.
The words " Yamis And Water Don't Mix" are written in the clouds.
SHADI: Your mind is a dangerous place. * Stomach grumbles loudly* Ooh.
T: More dangerous then Yami's mind?
SHADI: Yes! His defences didn't involve rancid jello!
T: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to eat things you found?
SHADI: eh-but-no-that-.
T: Ah ha! Elementary my dear Watson!
WATSON: * Eating a doughnut * what?
SHADI: *blinking * Where'd you get that? How'd you get here?
WATSON: Tunnel. *Points * Windowsill *points *
OLD CRONE: *waving a rolling pin * Hey! Arrrhhhhg! Give it beck! Ah ho ho! Hiiiii! T, Pirate Duke Of Leprechauns isn't Takahashi, Lucas or Tolkien! That would be quite a personality disorder! Give me back that crawler, you crawling. crawling. Fat balding man! YAAAAAAAHH!
Chapter four
OF BLACK HOLES, PRINCESSES AND THE GROUP'S DIMISHING PATIENCE
The first week had gone by surprisingly well, except for a few incidents. Like Gandalf getting fried by the toaster, and a couple of little spats between Han and Yami Bakura.
On the bright side of things, Yugi had finally had a good's night sleep. Han's speech had gotten through to Bakura and Yami, and they no longer fought. In fact, they had been getting along extremely well, or as well as they possibly could. Everyone had a slight case of cabin fever, and boredom.
Chewbacca and Yami Yugi were just sitting on the couch, staring into space. Tea had fallen asleep in her armchair, the newspaper over her face. Gandalf was knitting something, and when asked, told them it was a sock.
Yoda was sprawled on his back, just lying there. Yugi and Bakura had fallen asleep during their game of cards, and were sleeping sitting up, leaning against each other.
Han was lying on his back counting ceiling tiles, and Yami Bakura was carelessly tossing popcorn kernels at him. The only sounds were of snoring, and Han hissing "quit it!" When Yami had actually hit him. Finally Han could stand it no longer. "IF SOMETHING DOESN'T HAPPEN SOON, I'LL GO NUTS!"
He screamed. "Stress leads to anger, and anger leads to wickedness... Yes... stay calm, and the dark forces may never touch you. Yes.." Yoda croaked. "I don't give a damn about any dark forces at the moment Yoda!" Han cried.
The room fell silent once more. "Somebody say something." Han grumbled. "Okay. Han, you're an idiot and you look like a camel." Yami Bakura offered. "Why I oughta!" "Now now!" Gandalf said, putting his knitting down. Han glared and Yami Bakura smiled. "Mortals are so fun to tease." He chuckled. "Freak." "Moron." "That's enough. You're behaving like children." Yami Yugi said sternly. "Yes mother." "Yami, I've had just about enough of you!" Yami Yugi yelled. Gandalf and Yoda shook their heads.
"It's amazing you haven't woken the children." Gandalf scolded. By children, he meant Yugi, Bakura and Tea, who were the youngest there. Yami Yugi certainly would have started a fistfight with the other Yami if he hadn't heard the noise. Everyone stopped. "What's that?" Yami Yugi said.
It sounded like someone far away was screaming, except that it was getting closer. It got extremely loud, and Yoda covered his large ears with his tiny hands.
Suddenly, a hole opened up in the ceiling, a large, gaping, and dark hole. A blur of white fell shrieking from it, and fell on Han.
He grunted as it hit him. Han cursed loudly. "Sorry Han." It said. "Leia?" Han gasped, as she brushed herself off. "What are you doing here?" Leia fixed her large buns, and said. "I don't know. I had received a letter three weeks ago, and got sucked into this black hole. I've been in there ever since!" She looked around. " Who are all of you?" She asked, seeing Yami Bakura, who was making snide comments about how Han was as useful as a cushion.
"I am Gandalf." Gandalf said, and continued. " And the sleeping trio are Yugi, Bakura and Tea." " I am Yami Yugi, and this abnormality beside me is Yami Bakura." Yami Yugi said with a grin.
"Thank you for the kind introduction." Yami Bakura replied. "We're the other members of the houseshare, stuck here by that crazed phantom. Do you know of any others?" Han Said.
"No." Leia replied slowly. "You'll have to share a room with tea." Yami Bakura said. He had made his way across the room and proceeded to smother Bakura. His eyes flew open and he coughed. He then glared at Yami."You could have woken me up nicely!" "Yes, but that wouldn't have been as fun." Bakura tripped Yami as he walked away. Yami hit the floor hard. " Ryou!" Yami growled menacingly, lashing out with his hand and grabbing Bakura's foot. He dragged him across the floor, and tried to smother him again. The commotion woke Yugi, who rushed to Bakura's aide, trying to pull Yami off him.
Yami yugi rolled his eyes. He turned to Leia, who was staring. "They're usually like that. Except Ryou's usually well behaved." Yami Yugi said, perplexed. "Yeah, well, anyone who shares a room with that lunatic is likely to change a little." Han said. Yami yugi grunted in approval. "Shouldn't you do something to stop them?" Leia asked.
" There's no use in trying." Gandalf said with a chuckle. "Anyway, you'll be sharing a room with Tea. TEA!" Yami Yugi hollered. "Huh? What!" Tea sat bolt upright, the paper falling from her face. She looked at the tangled mass of limbs on the floor and then at Leia. "What'd I miss?" she asked, confused. "A new member of the houshare has arrived, yes. Sharing a room with you, yes." Yoda said.
"Hi, I'm Tea." "I'm Leia." The two girls shook hands. "I'm glad I'm not the only girl." Tea said with a smile. "Get off me!" came a muffled yell. " Oh, hello." said Yugi. "Yes, be polite Ryou." Smirked Yami, who had pinned him to the floor and was now resting his head and elbows on Bakura's back. "I would if you'd get off me!" He hissed. Yami Yugi sighed.
He yanked Bakura out from under Yami. "Enough of this foolishness." Bakura's face reddened from embarrassment and he introduced himself. Tea showed Leia to their room, and the group disbanded.
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WASTSON: *dusting confectioner's sugar off * Well, I guess I'll be taking my leave. Tally Ho!
T & SHADI: Wait!
WATSON: Yes?
T: Tell them to read and review.
SHADI: Yes. Or I'll send you to the shadow realm!
Watson and T stare
SHADI: Oh, I can't be cruel once in a while?
Old Crone runs out of her house, chasing Watson down with the pin
WATSON: ARGH! GREAT SCOTT! READ AND REVIEW!
They run off into the sunset, the silhouettes of the two stocky people black against the orange sky.
T: Only in Canada!
Shadi and T place their hands over their hearts, looking up at the sky.
The words " Yamis And Water Don't Mix" are written in the clouds.
