I apologize to anyone and everyone who reads this. ._. It was written because a friend of mine requested I write a fanfiction about him and his best friend... being gay together... even though neither are actually gay. *sighs* Enjoy~!


The sun shone in through the window, causing Josh to stir awake. At first, he simply rolled over, not bothering getting up until he realized something important.

Today was Wednesday.

Josh bolted out of his bed, running into the kitchen as thoughts of Andrew pounding into him ran through his mind. Andrew sat at the table, his legs daintily crossed as he drank his tea. Andrew glanced up, setting his tea-cup down before Josh pulled him into one of their ridiculous hugs.

The two boys jumped around as the fixed the room they only used on Wednesdays. Josh pulled the taller boy on top of him, flipping the light off as he went. Andrew hurridly pulled the door closed as he fell.

And so, their quest for sex began.


Panting filled the darkened room, moans softly coming from the dark haired boy. Suddenly, he pushed Josh off of him.

"I told you, it has to be EXACTLY four seconds long!"

Josh looked crushed, grabbing the younger boy's hands. "Please! I can do it! Just let me try again," Josh pleaded, his blond hair covering parts of his face.

Andrew frowned, nodding as he let Josh re-enter him. The blond's attempts at perfection failed time and time again, Andrew getting angrier each time,

"Dammit, Josh! If you don't get it right- Nggh~!" Andrew's threat was cut short as Josh came inside of the brunette, finally getting it at exactly four seconds before he did.

The brunette moaned as Josh pulled out, rolling onto his back beside the younger boy. The blond looked over to grin at Andrew.

"I think this has been the best Wednesday so far," Josh chuckled.

Andrew nodded in agreement as sleep overtook him. Josh leaned over to kiss the younger boy's forehead before falling asleep himself, allowing their quest for sex to come to an end.