The night passed by quickly and, before they knew it, it was morning and time to wake up for our little devils know as the "Troublesome Two"...


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"What the hell?" Oliver groaned in protest when he woke up to the shriek of an alarm being rung outside his window. He glanced at the clock, which read 2:45 A.M, and started to groan even more. A flare of anger passed through him when he glanced at Tommy, who was, by the way, still sleeping. Oliver always envied the way Tommy could do that. Sleep through anything, that is. There's only one way all of mankind knows how to wake him up and that's-

"Yo Tommy, some chick just dropped off a baby and she said it's yours."

"I want a paternity test!" Tommy sprung up from his bed and was mumbling drowsily about how big of a douche Oliver was for doing that... again.

When he looked outside, he saw a large wooden pole with about five speakers attached to the top, going in every direction. On the top of the pole was a light, that looked like it had been ripped from the top of a police car, that was flashing red. How had I not noticed that before, Oliver thought to himself.

"ATTENTION STUDENTS! ATTENTION STUDENTS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! A FIRE HAS STARTED IN THE BOTTOM LEVEL OF THE BOYS DORM AND EVERY ONE HAS BEEN DIRECTED TO WALK IN A CALM AND ORDERLY FASHION TO THE PARKING LOT OF THE ACADEMY! PLEASE USE CAUTION! THANK YOU AND GOOD DAY!"

"Seriously? Who the fuck says 'Good Day' during a fucking fire alarm?" Tommy tended to be a little... cranky, when he woke up by force instead of by nature. It has been said that there used to be times when Tommy wouldn't wake up for two to three days straight. Of course, Oliver knew that to be true.

"Let's go, dude. I am in no mood to be set on fire today." As Oliver rushed Tommy out of there boys' dorm building, Tommy couldn't help but feel relieved and grateful when he realized he was wearing pants for pajamas instead of wearing his original choice the night before. Thank god for Ollie and his awkwardness around pantsless people that didn't have a vagina. After a minute of walking, a question popped into Tommy's that even he knew he should have asked from the beginning.

"Do you even know where you're going?" He asked, watching as Oliver turned corners like no tomorrow.

"No, I'm following her." Oliver said, pointing to a girl in front of him. She had smooth long black hair that was braided to the side and had on a loose tank top and short shorts that revealed nice long legs. Quite sexy, if you asked Oliver. At the sound of being mentioned, the girl turned around to reveal an asian/like face that very well complimented her body.

"I knew it! You have been following me!" The girl practically screamed. Her eyes were squinted and she had a finger pointed accusingly at them.

"Yeah, you are going to the parking lot, right?"

"No, why would I be going to the parking lot?" She said, slightly confused.

"For the fire drill..." Oliver said slowly, this time it was his turn for confusion to take over him.

"That was only for the boys dorm."

"Then how did you know about it and why are you out here?" Tommy asked.

"Because I'm the one that started the fire." Oliver's eyes practically bulged out of his head at that statement. And at the sound of it, she seemed to not feel the least bit of guilt.

"Oh... I'm guessing you two are the new kids, well then come with me,I'll take you to the parking lot and explain stuff to you on the way there." She pushed aside Tommy and Oliver and began walking in the opposite direction, with Tommy and Oliver trailing behind her looking like lost puppies.

"Why are we going the other way?" Lately it seemed like the only emotion Oliver could express was confusion.

"Well, when I saw you two behind me, I got a little freaked out and started going in circles to see if you were following me. And you were. So I decided to take you two towards a dead end and kick both of your asses for trying to rape me." She said confidently.

"You think it would be a smart idea to take on two guys at the same time?" Tommy said, astounded at what he believed to be her stupidity.

"Don't give me that look, I just so happen to be the International Chinese Martial Arts Champion. Shado Fei. Maybe you've heard of me?" She said filled with pride.

"Wait, you're the Shado Fei. As in the 90 pound girl who took down a two ton Sumo wrestler on live tv. That Shado Fei?" Tommy said, this time his voice was high pitched, laced with admiration.

"He wasn't exactly two tons but, yeah, that one." She started smirking, loving how Tommy was basically kissing the ground she walked on.

"Stop drooling Tommy, she still has yet to tell us why she set the boy's dorm on fire. She could be some psychopathic serial killer for all we know." At that, Shado finally started to explain herself to him. Even though she believed a woman should never have to explain herself to a man, she believed she owed him that for almost beating the living shit out of him.

"Everytime the Academy gets new transfers, there is a certain thing the girls here do. A tradition, if you will."

"As in a tradition to kill the newbies?" Oliver said, suddenly enraged that he was about to get set on fire for a stupid tradition.

"Calm down there, big boy." Shado said, sensing that he was getting mad, while patting his bare chest with her hand before blushing and removing it.

"It wasn't even actually a real fire. All I did was boil some water in the kitchen and, once smoke started to come out of the pan, I held the pan up to the sprinkler system, which, by the way, I rigged so that it wouldn't go off and only the alarm would sound, thank you very much."

"Okay, but why?" There he goes again with the confusion.

"The tradition is, whenever we get a new boy transfer student, the popular girls choose one of the newbie girls that they deem to have the most potential to become one of them, this year it was me, and they send her to the boys dorm to pull the fire alarm and get all the boys to the parking lot so the girls can check out the newbies. But this year, Principal Diggle found out what we were doing and set up video cameras in all of the hallways that had fire alarms. I decided that the only way to complete my mission was to take an alternate route and now, here we are." She said.

"I get it. But why to the parking lot?"

"See for yourself."

As they rounded the corner they came to a large crowd of boys, all of whom were staring and pointing at the building in front of them. A building Oliver now recognized as the girls dorm room after seeing girls staring dreamily out their window and into the crowd of boys. Oliver turned to thank Shado for taking them here, only to be met with a whole lotta nothingness. When he turned back around, he saw that all of the girls's attention was now directed at him and Tommy, as was the boys's , too. They slowly made their way toward the large group, all eyes following them, when Tommy foolishly tripped over his own two feet and fell. Face first. On the concrete. Everybody started laughing at him and Oliver pitied him more in this moment than he has in his whole life. He bent down and got Tommy up, helping him walk the rest of the way. When they made it to the group, Oliver looked up and caught the eyes of a one Felicity Smoak. He couldn't help but wink in her direction. He also couldn't help but laugh when he heard her squeak and run back into her dorm. What Oliver didn't seem to notice, was that all the girls that belonged to the windows surrounding Felicity's seemed to almost faint at the action, thinking it was meant for them. One of those people also happened to be, none other than... wait for it... Helena Bertinelli.


After the dorm was fully examined by the local firefighters and declared fire free and safe to enter, the boys were allowed back in their dorms and granted an extra hour to sleep in before classes would officially have started. Despite that, Felicity still showed up at Oliver's at precisely 7:00 .

"What the hell are you wearing?!" Felicity all but squealed when the door opened up. Oliver, being who he is, answered the door in only his boxers, after he deemed it too hot to wear pants and, in the middle of the night, kicked them off.

"Well, in my defense, this is my dorm room." Oliver said, not even bothering to invite her in, though she made do with inviting herself. He just walked right to his bed and went back to laying down, leaving the door open behind him. He would have fallen back asleep, too, if it hadn't been for Felicity.

"Ahem, I'm supposed to be giving you a tour across campus, and since I'm taking time off of my day off, I suggest you get off your lazy asses and get ready. If I don't see you walking out of that door in five minutes, I'm leaving without you." With that she walked out and slammed the door behind him. Who knew the nerd packed sass? When he looked to his right, he was surprised to see that Tommy was already up

"Ha! You just got your ass handed to you by a girl!" Tommy said, seemingly happy that he was up for long enough to see 'shit go down', in his words.

"She was talking to both of us, dude." Oliver said. in a weak attempt to defend himself.

"When did you get up, anyways?"

"I never went to sleep, dude."

"So how do you expect to take a tour of this damn school for rest of the day, then?"

"Easy. I don't."

"Wait... what?"

"See, this is what's going to happen, you are going to take the tour by yourself and then, tomorrow, you will guide me to class. And if you don't, I have a feeling I won't be the only one to know about your little "Oopsy Poopsy" that occurred last year."

"You're an ass, you know that right?"

"So I've been told."

And from there on out Oliver prepared himself for the long day that awaited him, for the next who-knows-how-many hours, he will be chaparoned around the school of his nightmare by none other than, the one and only, Felicity Smoak...


Hey guys, sorry for the huge ass delay with the story chapters, the teachers at school have been handing out tests week after week, almost all in which I failed, and my parents have been screaming at me for the longest time to get my grades up and they eventually took my electronics away until I proved to them that I had "not failed miserably at life" , in my sisters words. Not excusing, just explaining. So, as I was saying, I promise I'll try my best not to go this long without updating ever again. Or at least I'll try. No promises. Sorry.

Please review, I need to use all the tips I ever get and try to make this in to one of the best fanfictions you have ever read.

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