A/N I'm sorry. High school has wipped away all my free time. I don't have any time for myself and if I did it's been devoted to the Drama department or Cross Country. I really don't have a beter excuse.. so just go read my story.

Yes, I own Doctor Who that's why I'm still in High School and typing fanfictions.

"So where first?" the Doctor said touching the TARDIS's console.

"Somewhere not boring." Sherlock drawled

"I'd like to see something… awesome." John announced.

"Right, so something not boring and something awesome coming right up!" The Doctor pushed a button on the console and the TARDIS hummed happily.

"Oh! But first, some rules. I've lost people very dear to me in the past. I don't want the same thing happening to the great Sherlock Holmes." The Doctor said.

"What happens to the other people that travel with you?" Sherlock was staring intently at the walls of the TARDIS.

"Some leave. Some forget about me. Some, not many, but some, die." The Doctor said sadly.

"Okay, rule one, don't wander off. Seriously, just don't." The Doctor said switching a switch making the TARDIS boom loudly. John jumped at the sound but The Doctor looked unfazed.

"Rule Two, or 1 and a half , because it could easily be numer one. The Doctor lies. Mostly for your own good but all the same never trust me." The Doctor said softly pressing another button making the TARDIS ding! "Rule 4… wait no, three. Time is confusing in the right order. Rule 3, Bowties are cool." The Doctor ajusted his crimson red tie. "Oh! And if you ever get thirsty or hungry there's a kitchen across the hall has everthing anyone would need. Jam, tea, Chinese, Japenese, ice cream, warm cream, and a sink!"

"A sink?" John was completely baffled.

"Yes, a sink. Cool water, warmer water and lemonade!" The Doctor cried

"Lemonade?" Sherlock asked

"I know." The Doctor raised his eyebrows.

"Is that it for the rules?" John asked

"Yes. I think so. There's probaly 1,000 more but we're here." The Doctor announced

"Where?"

" Space London." "The year 3013"