"We are never so happy nor so unhappy as we imagine".- La Rochefoucauld
For some reason that saying through my head, I think I heard Albert say it before when he was talking to his poker buddies.
My talk with Mungojerrie went well. We discussed food and other animals and different smells. It was so fun. I actually want to just hug him and thank him for being my first friend, other than my family. But I really don't want to because that would seem strange on top of my already strangeness.
I feel someone swatting at my tail, I turn around like a rocket. It.. Is Pouncival. He flips around and scratches at my poofy pillow. I feel myself sinking, I look down in horror. Pounce tore a hole in my pillow! I jump off and launch myself at Gertrude's chair. I look in distress as the bean like things roll out of the hole. Gertrude walks in the room, she doesn't notice my pillow is RUINED! I yowl, waking up my Mom. Jellylorum lets out a fart, she looks around like nothing happened, and walks to the litter box. I look at her in disgust.
I walk in anger out the kitty door. I slowly sprint toward the Junkyard. To see if Mungojerrie is there. I pass the park with many children playing on the slides and swings. I wonder sometimes what would it be like if I was a human that would be cool.
I pass a lot of houses, I peer into a window and see a lot of teenagers in a band. I wonder what it would be like to be a teenager.
But I'm happy to be a cat, sometimes, maybe not when my brother ruins my pillow, and when Etcetera is being annoying. Or when my mom lets out an old smelly fart and act like it didn't happen. Other than that, life is good.
Soon I arrive at the Jellicle Junkyard, I scan the area for Mungojerrie or maybe even Rumpelteazer.
I see Munkustrap helping Old Deuteronomy to the old tire. Then Alonzo is flirting with Cassandra. Exotica has her paw on Cassandra's shoulder. I look around more, Mistoffelees is teaching Victoria how to talk without her lisp. Jemima is petting Old D. Demeter and Bombalurina are gossiping. The Rum Tum Tugger looks lonely without his fan club following him around. Before I know it I feel my body taking me to Tugger, I smell him. He looks down at me in fear and a creeped out look.
I smile widely and slowly run back to the trash. I sit there for a while, I can't believe what I just did. At least I didn't play with his tail or touch his …parts…
My body indicates me that there is a body near me, the warmth of someone's body gets closer to me. I feel paws around my stomach, a hug?
I feel his lips glide against mine. His nose nuzzles my nose. His paw is set on my hip another paw on my head, His head fur brushes up against mine. I look up at the body who is doing this to me, its MUNGOJERRIE!
At first I am surprised and scared. Then as his lips press gently into mine, I discover my joy in the middle of it all. I look up at him in terror and in lust. He just kissed me! I gasp, it was a very.. Odd feeling. It was strange yet it feel good. Our tail intertwine, I feel a smack. I look around his lips are gone!
" Erm, Sorry…" Mungojerrie grins nervously. " That I guess was out of…friendliness?"
" Yeah, Yeah, friendliness." I exhale in joy, knowing that Mungojerrie didn't mean to kiss me, I think.
We walk back to our piles of trash.
But inside, I know he did on purpose. I giggle madly in happiness.
I'm sorry, I enjoy writing for this couple. I really don't understand the quote soo…..
Mungo/Addie FORVER!..
Wait a second..** shakes head!** Ginakabina and Admetus FOREVER!
