Edward had spent all night running from Emmett, and making him a new profile while he breathed down Edward's neck. After a few hours of listening to music, he was rejuvenated, and ready to update his MySpace profile. He hadn't been on in a few days.

He got out his favorite laptop, the on he kept in the living room. He moved to turn it on, but noticed that it was already on.

He found it strange, because he always turned it off. He logged on, and in lightning fast speed, opened the internet browser. After a couple strokes of the keys, Edward finally was on MySpace.

Edward noticed that he had a lot of comments, messages, photo comments, and friend requests. He had 1,475 comments, 89 messages, and 372 photo comments, and 960 friend requests. Most of them were from girls. Edward spent the next three minutes answering all of them, and reading photo comments.

When Edward refreshed his screen, he had another friend request. It was Emmett. The message Emmett sent with it was:

Hey! Thanks for giving me a new profile! I love it! Here's an eCard!

There was a url underneath. He clicked on it. It was a clown, saying 'thanks!' Edward shuddered. He hated clowns, ever since the incident of 1991.

But the screen melted away, and an icon popped up saying:

Deleting all files: 10 finished

Edward frantically looked around the screen for a way to fix it, but the screen was black except for the blinking icon.

Deleting all files: 100 finished

Edward screamed, the laptop sputtered, and then spontaneously went "ka-BOOM!"

He gasped, his face black and hair blown back from his face, amazingly still attached to his scalp.

He knew exactly what happened.

Emmett poked his head through the doorway. "Ah, so you got my eCard?"

Edward took one look at him, stormed to the kitchen, where there was a crash.

Emmett snickered. "Well, that's what I call revenge."