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Ichigo: Y-ya so Grimmjow is being an idiot and I think he forgot that he's an espada, cause he's yeling at Alice-kun to come out of a tree rite now.
Ulquiorra: idiot. Ichigo would you help me get Grimmjow away from Alice-kun?
Ichigo: ya ok then
~10 min later~
Alice: t-thanks, Ichi-kun, Ulqui-Kun.
Ichigo/Ulquiorra: your welcome Alice-kun.
Grimmjow: whats with the suffix all of saddened Ichigo?
Ichigo: *blush* shut it
Alice: *blush* it's cute tho anyways I just relized that I forgot to do a dare drmona lord asked. It was the one of torturing Aizen and Luppi. I guess my mind went blank because of it. Ya so that'll be the first dare now let's see… oh I got it Aizen come here would ya?
Aizen: *comes over and is looking nervous* yes what did you need, Alice-chan?
Alice: first off don't call me that cause were not friends, and second stand by this cliff.
Aizen: *walks over crying cause I told him that were not friends. Then looks down to see crazy Aizen hating fangirls/boys.* do you expect me to jump?
Alice: nope *kicks him off* I expect to push you off, its more fun. K now Luppi, come here.
Luppi: *tries to run away but I dragged him back* NO! please Alice don't!
Alice: to bad *throws him into a pit of anti-Luppi fans* *giggles*
Ichigo: *sweat drops*
Grimmjow: *chuckles*
Alice: k now to everyone else I'm sooooo sorry I haven't been updating. But with the whole school starting, then my mom grounding me, then my computer was being mean to me, so ya Im like so sorry.
Hisagi: are you crying?
Alice: n-no! any ways lets do another set of dares
Ichigo: aww, and I liked these last quiet few weeks
Alice: *rolls eyes* and here they are
From drmona lord:
Grimm-kun read drmona lord's truth or dare story
Shiro-kun draw on someone
Aizen and Luppi get killed by bugs and other insects
Soi fon slap Kisuke
Alice: ok now Grimm-kun go read drmona's storys
Grimmjow: fine whatev *15 min later* *o.O* what da hell why am I like dat I ain't no damn pussy ta act like dat!
Alice: *giggles* ok now Shiro-kun go draw on someone
Toshiro: don't call me Shiro-kun!
Alice: *glares at him*
Toshiro: f-fine whatever *goes over to Ukitake and starts drawing all over him*
Ichigo: *stiffens a laugh*
Toshiro: *glares daggers at him*
Ichigo: *shuts up*
Alice: *giggles* ok now Soi fon slap Kisuke-kun
Soi fon: gladly *sonido's over to him and slaps him so hard she sent him flieing into my wall taking it out*
Kisuke: owwwww that was mean you didn't have to do it that hard!
Alice: Soi fon! You weren't supposed to take my wall out too ya dumb-ass!
Soi fon: *starts apologizing* i-I'm s-so sorry *then sonido's away with me sonidoing after her*
Ichigo: *sweat drops* o-ok then I guess ill do the next dare for her *walks over to Aizen and Luppi and starts covering them in honey. After that throws them outside in the woods for the bugs* ok now that's over…
~10 min later~
Alice: Gomen. Got carried away now lets see the next set of dares:
Dragon-Lily-Roulette:
Everyone has to eat Orihime's cooking
A fear test… who ever goes up to their fear the longest wins a cookie
The loser has to jump into a pool of chocolate fondue
Whoever like Ichigo can 'eat' him up
Alice: *giggles* ok then I like this hey Orihime start cooking for everyone
Orihime: ok Alice-ch-sama
Alice: *looks around to see that some people have left* Hey!
Remaining Espadas/Shinigami: shit!
Alice oh no you don't freeze now or else!
Espadas/Shinigami: f-fine
Alice: ok now lets see, I guess I can be a little nice and pick certain people out so Espadas 1 and 3-6 stay. *groans* now let's see out of the Shinigamis… Ichi-kun, Ren-kun (Renji), Shiro-kun, Bya-kun, Hisa-kun, Ran-chan (Rangiku), Hichi-kun, Ken-chan, Gin-kun… now lets see oh! Ggio yas gotz ta stay to.
Ggio: Damit!
Orihime: I'm done!
Everyone that has to eat: Nooooooo!
Alice: shut it! Now start eating!
~25 min. later~
Everyone that was forced to eat: *gagging from the food*
Alice: ok now same people go up against your biggest fear! (A/N they're wearing those glasses that makes it look like it's real I don't know what it's called sorry)
People Who dropped out:
Kenpachi, Rangiku, Renji, Gin, Ggio, Stark, Nnoitra, Hisagi
People Who Stayed:
Ichigo, Hichigo, Harrible, Ulquiorra, Grimmjow
Alice: ok everyone jump into this pool it filled with chocolate fondue
Grimmjow: *looks at it and hisses*
Hichigo: *walks behind Grimmjow, and Ichigo and pushes them in*
Ulquiorra: *pushes Hichigo in, then get's pushed in by Harrible*
Alice: *sigh* ok then Harri-chan just jump in… that was really weird
Harrible: *slides in*
~10 min. later~
Alice: ok you can get out now!
Ichigo/Grimmjow/Hichigo: YES! Finally dam it!
Ulquiorra/Harrible: *calmly get out
Alice: ok then now if any of you three like Ichi-berry like this go ahead and have some fun
Grimmjow/Hichigo/ and even Ulquiorra: *smirk*
Hichigo: *picks Ichigo up and throws him over his shoulder* hehe we ganna have some fun my King
Alice: WAIT!
The four boys: *freezes*
Alice: ok so since you boys are going ta do what I think ya ganna do why not do the dare someone else gave you four?
Ichigo: *whimpers*
Alice: sorry Ichi-kun the reviewers asked for it. Ok sooo here is the dare
makedi
I dare Ichigo Hichigo Grimmjow and Ulquiorra to have a foursome and then get caught by Isshin.
Ichigo: *starts to freak out, then gets token into a another room with the three other boys*
Alice: y-ya so …
~1 hour later~
Alice: *sends in Isshin*
Isshin: Ichigo my son! Why do you do this? This is all my fault! *runs off*
Alice: y-ya ok… then… next dare
hehehehehohoProductions0
okay… i dare Harrible to stick a women's pad to her forehead and take her shirt off and run down the street outside screaming 'WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?'
Alice: *o.O…* ok… then
Harrible: i refuse to do something so embarrassing
Alice: sorry Harri-chan but everyone else has done their embarrassing dares, I mean just look at Ichi-kun that must suck at what he's doing
Grimmjow: ohhh ya he's sucking alright. *smirk*
Ichigo: *o/o* shut up!
Alice: Grimm-kun shut up. Ok now Harri-chan please proceed
Harrible: fine as you wish *starts grumbling, then gets a pad sticks it to her forehead, then takes off her shirt and starts to run down the street* WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?
Guys: *nosebleed, and few blushing faces*
Harrible: *quickly puts on her shirt and starts to kick some of the guys asses for being such pervs*
Alice: *goes over and is trying to stop Harrible from killing the boys* ~5 min later~ ok now that I got Harri-chan to calm down on with the b=next dare
SaabelsWife:
First off sorry guys I love you all and I feel bad. But it was all in good fun...Please dont kill me! Kisuke- Yeah, it was funny but Saabel-san has a dare now, Saabel- Um hi...could you possibly have anyone kick the crap out of Aizen. Prefferably Isshin (Spell check?) Me- And let Kisuke punch Uryuu's dad in the balls.
Alice: ok… now lets see Isshin yas wanna beat up Aizen?
Isshin: of course I'll do it
Alice: ok while you do that Kisuke you go punch Uryuu's dad in the balls
~10 min later~
Alice: ok now that that's over next dare
Samslover
omg i love ggio too XD 'I dare Ulqui and Hichi to make out and Ichi and Grimm to make out. I also dare you (alice) ta punch Grimmjow in the stomache ... oh and by the way i love you Grimm,ichi,hichi,and ulqui hehehehee just ta let ya know XD'
Hichigo: *grabs Ulquiorra and starts to make out with him. Ulquiorra get's into it*
Grimmjow* pounces on Ichigo and starts making out with him*
Alice: *sonido's over to Grimmjow and pulls him away from Ichigo and punches him in the stomach, but it doesn't really work my hand just went through his hollow hole so instead I do a spin kick and make him go flying into the wall* opps
Grimmjow: ya 'opps', your going to regret that
Alice: shit not again *sonido's out of there*
Grimmjow: *sonido's after me*
Ichigo: since Alice-kun's busy I guess me and Ulquiorra well take over for now so lets see the next dares
Sath-chan Blues Kitty
Hahahaha! The previous chap make me laughing like a madman! So, i dare Grimm-chan to: dress up with blue cat ears and tail. Plus get drunk! I wanna see if you drunk! With 'nya' in every last sentence! Do it, and be a CUTE little kitty! Will be rewarded with catnip n yarn just for you!
Ichigo: um… Ulquiorra can you go get Grimmjow so we can do this dare?
Ulquiorra: *nods his head and then sonido's over to Grimmjow and grabs him by the collar of his shirt and drags him back over to Ichigo*
Ichigo: thanks. Why don't you just keep Alice-Kun away for now so we can do this more peacefully
Ulquiorra: *nods his head and goes to keep Alice(me) busy*
Ichigo: ok now Grimmjow do the damn dare already
Grimmjow: hell no why the hell should I!
Ichigo: you'll get catnip out of it
Grimmjow: gah! Fine fine yas win I'll do it *puts on headband with blue cat ears and straps and belt with a blue tail around his waist* ok here-nya ya happy-nya?
Ichigo: the dare's not over here *hands him two cases of beer*
Grimmjow: *starts to drink and ends up getting drunk* h-hey ichi-berry-nya *hick* w-why don't w-we *hick* ha-have some f-fun tagether-nya
Ichigo: ill pass thanks
Grimmjow: oh come on-nya *hick* I won't be so r-r-rough-nya *hick*
Ichigo: NOO! *but ends up being pounced on by him anyways*
Harrible: *notices what's happening so help out Ichigo by knocking out Grimmjow*
Ichigo: t-thanks
Harrible: your welcome
Ichigo: o-ok then next set of dares
Crimson Hope
I dare Strawberry-kun to marry KittyKat-Kun(Ichigo is the bride)
Ichigo: dam it why am I the bride! And why the hell would I marry that! *points at Grimmjow*
Alice: because people like it and that's what the reviewer want's so deal with it
Ichigo: *looks over at me to see that im setting down on Ulquiorra's lap with my face buried into the crook of his neck, and Ulquiorra having his arms around me* *o/o* w-what the hell why you setting like that?
Alice: cause I want to
Ulquiorra: it was the only way to calm her down
Alice: shut it and Ichi-kun just do the damn dare already, im getting a damn headache
Ichigo: fine then
~1 hour later (A/N sorry I really do have a big ass headache and I have ta deal with screaming kids running around, and so I really don't feel like explaining just use your imagination)
Ichigo: ok we got divorced as soon as it was over so don't get ya damn hopes up there's there is one more dare ta do and then were done for now and here it is,
Alice: don't be a meaner about it damn…
Ichigo: sorry…
Sath-chan Blues Kitty
I dare! Ulqui: gets drunk in front of hichi Grimm: act like a very innocent person/ act like Ichigo. If you do this, i will give you yarn&catnip Ichi: acting as Grimmjow! And... Make out with him! If you do this dare, i'll give you a special photo of baby Grimm
Ulquiorra: *sighs, and then has Hichigo sit in his seat so I end up leaning against him instead*
Hichigo: I aint ganna do anythin to ya so ya won hav ta worry
Alice: ya im not that scared of you *Hichigo smirked at this*
Ulquiorra: *drinks two cases of beer in front of Hichigo and ends up passing out*
Alice: sorry sitting on Hichi-kuns lap rite now and also Ulqui-kun's not used to getting drunk
Grimmjow: *starts acting nicer and acts like he cares about others*
Ichigo: *starts acting like he's the king of everything and acts like he couls care less, he then walks up to Grimmjow and kisses him rather hard making them both blush*
Alice: k and one's again I'm soooo sorry about not updating ya know how school can be suckish so ya I promise to update as soon as I can
