Forward: Ron seem to be a bit of a Scooge and Kim is not impressed


Disclaimer: Same as in Chapter 1. Tune is done to the song " The Little Dummer Boy" by Katherine K. Davis. Also inspired by a Larry The Cable Guy skit. All other element in the story are own by their propective owners. Me no profit,me have fun.

( Anabri) And stay tune for the next chapter after this when me and the other " Angels" give Captain IT his Chirstmas gift.

( KT) " IT"s not going to be pretty this time...hehehe

Don't you two have toys to go steal in Whoville?


Ron You're A Bum

" THAT CHEAP BOYFRIEND OF MINE! " yelled a distraught Kim.

" What's the matter Kim ?" I said looking at her.

" Look what Ron gave me for Christmas Captain. Bueno buck....again."

" You seem to like them last year."

" That was last year. You'd think this year with me being his BFGF he would get me something special like I done for him."

" Hi you two. How is it going? I see you got my present KP." said a smiling Ron.

" I'm not talking to you Ron." huff Kim.

I whispered over to Ron. " She didn't like the bueno buck dude."

"Ohhhh, sorry about that KP." said with a puppy-dog pout look to him.

" Oh that ok my Ronnie." said Kim as she purred up against him.

" I couldn't decide if I should give you the bueno bucks or this new coupon book I got."

I started backing away from the both of them veeeeery quicky.

" RON YOU SKIN-FLINT,TIGHT-WAD, PENNY-PINCHING SCOOGE!"

I stood there and looked at my band for a moment.

"Boys, I believe Kim is going to be singing any second now."

" HIT IT CAPTAIN!"

" And there it is."

Get a job Ron

You bum,bum,bum,bum

Money don't grow on trees

You bum,bum,bum,bum

Not waiting for your naco checks

You bum,bum,bum,bum

You blow them all on Rufus

You bum,bum,bum,bum

Bum,bum,bum,bum

Bum,bum,bum,bum

Going to burn your coupon book

You bum,bum bum,bum

Ron,you're a bum

You clean up after animals

You bum,bum,bum,bum

Which one left you that present?

You bum,bum,bum,bum

Change that paper before your done

You bum,bum,bum,bum

Look what that elephant did on my shoe

You bum,bum,bum bum

Bum,bum,bum,bum

Bum,bum,bum,bum

Clean up over on aisle 10

You, bum,bum,bum,bum

Ron you're a bum

Last night at the restaurant

You bum,bum,bum,bum

You asked for the kiddie meal

You bum,bum,bum,bum

You are such a cheap skate

You bum,bum,bum,bum

And I got dressed up for this deal

You bum,bum,

Bum,bum,bum,bum

Bum,bum,bum,bum

Scooge and Jack Benny would be proud of you

You ,bum,bum,bum,bum

Ron you're a bum


A/N: Ok Christmas shoppers. Time once again to play " Flame that Captain" Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!.. I DIDN'T MEAN YOU ANGELS!

( Neb's Angels): Sorry Captain...( snickering)

Why me? Why does it have to be me? Anyway send in them reviews and as always we thank-you for your support. Now I got to go take a shower. I smell like sour grapes.