Forward: Ron seem to be a bit of a Scooge and Kim is not impressed
Disclaimer: Same as in Chapter 1. Tune is done to the song " The Little Dummer Boy" by Katherine K. Davis. Also inspired by a Larry The Cable Guy skit. All other element in the story are own by their propective owners. Me no profit,me have fun.
( Anabri) And stay tune for the next chapter after this when me and the other " Angels" give Captain IT his Chirstmas gift.
( KT) " IT"s not going to be pretty this time...hehehe
Don't you two have toys to go steal in Whoville?
Ron You're A Bum
" THAT CHEAP BOYFRIEND OF MINE! " yelled a distraught Kim.
" What's the matter Kim ?" I said looking at her.
" Look what Ron gave me for Christmas Captain. Bueno buck....again."
" You seem to like them last year."
" That was last year. You'd think this year with me being his BFGF he would get me something special like I done for him."
" Hi you two. How is it going? I see you got my present KP." said a smiling Ron.
" I'm not talking to you Ron." huff Kim.
I whispered over to Ron. " She didn't like the bueno buck dude."
"Ohhhh, sorry about that KP." said with a puppy-dog pout look to him.
" Oh that ok my Ronnie." said Kim as she purred up against him.
" I couldn't decide if I should give you the bueno bucks or this new coupon book I got."
I started backing away from the both of them veeeeery quicky.
" RON YOU SKIN-FLINT,TIGHT-WAD, PENNY-PINCHING SCOOGE!"
I stood there and looked at my band for a moment.
"Boys, I believe Kim is going to be singing any second now."
" HIT IT CAPTAIN!"
" And there it is."
Get a job Ron
You bum,bum,bum,bum
Money don't grow on trees
You bum,bum,bum,bum
Not waiting for your naco checks
You bum,bum,bum,bum
You blow them all on Rufus
You bum,bum,bum,bum
Bum,bum,bum,bum
Bum,bum,bum,bum
Going to burn your coupon book
You bum,bum bum,bum
Ron,you're a bum
You clean up after animals
You bum,bum,bum,bum
Which one left you that present?
You bum,bum,bum,bum
Change that paper before your done
You bum,bum,bum,bum
Look what that elephant did on my shoe
You bum,bum,bum bum
Bum,bum,bum,bum
Bum,bum,bum,bum
Clean up over on aisle 10
You, bum,bum,bum,bum
Ron you're a bum
Last night at the restaurant
You bum,bum,bum,bum
You asked for the kiddie meal
You bum,bum,bum,bum
You are such a cheap skate
You bum,bum,bum,bum
And I got dressed up for this deal
You bum,bum,
Bum,bum,bum,bum
Bum,bum,bum,bum
Scooge and Jack Benny would be proud of you
You ,bum,bum,bum,bum
Ron you're a bum
A/N: Ok Christmas shoppers. Time once again to play " Flame that Captain" Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!.. I DIDN'T MEAN YOU ANGELS!
( Neb's Angels): Sorry Captain...( snickering)
Why me? Why does it have to be me? Anyway send in them reviews and as always we thank-you for your support. Now I got to go take a shower. I smell like sour grapes.
