Hey Guys ^^;; I love you all you know that right, my loyal readers. Sorry it's taken me so long to update but I've been busy with school and….well I'm easily distrac- oh well you look at that, a bell! It's shiny! Such a pretty bell. So…so…so pretty. O.o

I seem to have forgotten a disclaimer previously, uh whoops? Sorry? I don't own Naruto, sadly.


Damn Bastards! Who did they think they were? They were out of pop tarts! I think I might cry, what was I supposed to do without my wonderful pop tarty goodness to keep me sane? I might go on a murder strike. It was definitely possible. I nodded to myself.

"Uh Sakura-chan, yeah?"

I looked up from my position of banging my head against the wall in aggravation.

"Oh hi Dei-kun. Did you need anything?" I asked.

"Is there a specific reason your trying to kill the wall, yeah?"

"No, not really."

"..."

"..."

"Are you alright then, yeah?"

"NO! I'm in fact quite the opposite, were you aware that you are completely out of pop tarts. This is a crisis, absolutely horrid!"

"I think that's what stores are for, yeah."

Was he laughing at me? Such a mean person, and with such a serious problem on the line too. I turned back down the hallway, this problem would be solved.


I sat happily munching on my pop tart. Poor, poor Dei-chan. It was his own fault for laughing at me, though. Seriously.

Out of the corner of my eye I could see him shivering under a pile of blankets. Leader-bastard must have been pissed to have it rain on him the whole way with the wind being so bad to began with.

"You didn't have to blame it on me, yeah" Deidara grumbled, pouting.

I grinned, "but I needed someone to go get me pop tarts," I explained.

"He made it rain on me, yeah" Deidara complained.


Flashback

Taking a deep breath I knocked on the dark door, 'you can do it Sakura!'

The door pulled open and Leader-bastard glanced down at me. I felt my cheeks heat up, he had obviously just gotten out of a shower and water droplet fell from his hair onto his bare chest. Well, this was his room.

"Sakura?" He purred, "What are you doing here?"

"I need your help," I said, pouting. I did not like the look on his face. Horny bastard.

"My help?" he said more than asked, pulling the door further open, "Well come on in then."

Ooooh no! But my plan…..well crap!

Not seeing another option I stepped into his room, not liking the sound of a lock clicking behind me.

"Now what was it that you needed help with, hmm Koi?" He breathed in my ear.

I shivered. His tongue flickered out and traced along my earlobe, his piercings scraping against the back of my neck.

I turned around in his grasp and traced them up his arms to lay them on his chest, bracing myself as I leaned into him.

"I-it's Dei-Deidara…" I started, my face falling into a familiar pout.

"Yes?" he questioned a suspicious look across his face.

I didn't blame him I had never been this close to him willingly, nor had I planned to previously. I have in fact planned to never be this close to him again if I can help it. After I get my way of course, I need my pop tarts.

"He ate all the pop tarts! Then he laughed at me!" I exclaimed, trying to look extremely put out. It was a bit of a lie, but oh well.

"And this is a serious matter that needs my help?" Leader-bastard asked, now looking incredibly amused.

"Of course," I whispered, quieter now. I pushed up on my toes to get my face closer to his and whispered, "you'll help right?"

"Of course," he purred, "and you'll help me, right?"

I blinked, "uh, help you?"

"Yes, as my reward," he murmured his eyes focusing in on my lips.

"And my pop tarts?" I asked, unsure. Was it worth it, whatever it was? For pop tarts? Yeah.

I nodded when he replied.

"You'll get them," he whispered sealing his lips to mine in a chaste kiss before pulling away.

My hand flew up to my lips, a blush staining my face as he left me in his room, alone.

End Flashback


It had actually been kinda nice, since he didn't mouth rape me and all. Plus I got my pop tarts so I was happy. Of course Dei-chan wasn't, but he'd probably make sure the others kept the pantry stocked with pop tarts from now on. Or else this might happen again, getting what I wanted hadn't been that hard anyways. Now I just need to win Dei-chan back over….

I grinned at Dei-chan and he pouted back at me.

"Cold?" I asked.

"…" He nodded slightly, averting his gaze away from me childishly.

My grin broadened as I stood and made my way over to Dei-chan. He glanced at me from the corner of his eyes and shifted further into the couch, away from me.

My hands came up to rest on either side of him, and his eyes narrowed.

"What, yeah?" he asked suspiciously.

"Well do you want me to help warm you up?" I cooed.

His eyes widened and flashed up to meet mine before looking away again, a faint blush across his cheeks.

"…yeah," he murmured.

I smirked, pulling at the blankets and shifting up onto the couch next to him before pulling them back around the both of us. I was shifted towards his side, my right arm supporting me against the couch while my head rested against his shoulder.

"Dei-kun," I purred quietly.

He groaned, and his arms came up and pulled me closer to him. Making me fall forward, I braced myself with my left hand which I moved to rest on his thigh.

"Ah, Sakura-chan, yeah," he groaned breathlessly.

I moved my head to rest in the curve of his neck, "warm yet, Dei-kun?"

"No, yeah," he muttered, a slight pout making its way back into his voice.

"Deidara? Sakura-san?" A voice sounded from the doorway.

I blinked, and shifted away from Dei-chan slightly to get a better view of Sasori.

"Oh, Sasori-san, it's you. I was just helping Deidara warm up, he was out in the rain," I explained, giving him the best innocent look I could muster up.

… "Leader-sama wanted you…" Sasori said to me, but his eyes were on Dei-chan and even I could see the warning in them.

"Um… okay then," I muttered detangling myself from Dei-chan and the blankets, "Seeya Dei-kun, seeya Sasori-san."

"Bye Sakura-chan, yeah," Dei-chan said, waving goodbye. I guess he forgives me.

As I walked across the room and down the hallway I could feel Sasori's eyes burning into my back as he watched me leave.

As soon as I turned the corner I slipped down the wall and leaned against it.

"Sakura," a voice sounded next to me. I jumped and my eyes met Leader-bastard's, I tried to keep down the blush that was threatening to attack my face.

"What is it?" I asked, while trying to sound calm, "Sasori-san said you wanted to see me?"

"Yes, I have mission for you," he said, smirking at me.

Bastard.

"A mission?" I asked.

He nodded, "I have some political things I need worked out in Suna, I wasn't going to send to originally but I changed my mind. You'll be going with Itachi and Hidan, and the three of you will meet Madara when you get there. Understood?"

I nodded in agreement slightly surprised at his unusual professional attitude, "uh sure, when do we leave?"

"You'll leave in the morning. You should pack tonight because you'll be leaving early and you won't have a chance then," he advised, "you should probably get some rest as well, its late."

"Kay, night!" I exclaimed jumping up and glomping him before retreating down the hallway and into my room to rest. Ah, life was fun.


Hey guys, the next chapter will be there journey to Suna and I'll try to get in a mix of Itachi and Hidan moments. But as soon as they reach Suna I'll throw in some Madara moments as well. Cause there isn't enough MadaxSaku in the world! ^^

Review please, arigatou ^^