11. I will never compare Sadie to Bella.
"So how's Walt doing?" Carter casually asked his sister.
"Fine, why?" asked Sadie
"Well I was just thinking because of this love triangle thing between you, Anubis and Walt that you're kinda like..." started Carter.
"Like who?" pressed Sadie.
"Like Bella from Twilight" Carter let out.
12. I will never tell Felix that Penguins are extinct.
"Hey Felix I got bad news" said Sadie in a concerned tone.
"What is it?" asked Felix waiting for news on his parents.
"Penguins are extinct turns out Apothis ate them all" answered Sadie
"Nooooooooooooooo" cried Felix as he went into a tantrum.
13. I will never force Sobek to watch an episode of The Crocodile Hunter.
Sobek looked at the TV screen in horror as the mortal named Steve Irwin wrestled with a crocodile. How could anyone do that to such an animal and what's this he was wrapping tape over it's eyes and mouth, he couldn't take it any longer and looked away.
"Croocky Mate what a Beauty" said Irwin in that horrid Australian accent.
14. I will not ask Ra to give me a perfect tan.
Carter walked slowly up to his sister who seemed to be saying something into the sky while she was laying on a beach chair.
"What are you doing?" asked Carter.
"Praying to Ra for that perfect tan" answered Sadie, girls.
15. I will not dress Carter up as a girl just to see his reaction.
It was a sunny morning at Brooklyn House and Carter had just woken up from the best sleep of his life. But wait what's this he was wearing a black dress a f*** black dress and when he looked in the mirror he saw the horror. Layers of foundation, lipstick and eyeshadow covered his face and was he wearing a wig?
"Sadie!" he screamed.
"Hey look it's Rihanna" said Sadie as she entered his bedroom.
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