-1Moshi Moshi Chapter 4
It was finally morning, and Hinata woke up early for school, already in her uniform she was examining herself in the mirror, did she ever wish she could get into some pants right now (Don't think dirty). She pulled down the skirt a little more to cover just to her knees. She found out last night the uniforms were designed by Jiraiya-sama. How did he get to the design them? Wasn't he just a teacher?
She sighed softly entering the kitchen her father was there and her little sister.
"Good morning!" Hanabi exploded in front of her face.
"Good morning." Hinata replied, it was a surprise Hinata wasn't much of a morning person she actually spends her nights studying and other such things.
"Hmmm. We're visiting friends tonight Hinata make sure to come straight home after school." Her father mumbled sipping his cup of tea while read some 'very' important papers.
"Okay." Hinata replied she didn't have anything 'planned,' Though she was supposed to go to the library during break to write an essay with Shikamaru but nothing big.
"I heard you were in a parenting course." Her father commented. Hinata froze.
"Yes." She replied.
"I hopefully won't be bothered by this." Her father stated. "Although it will be a good experience and you will learn to use protection… Actually you will learn to think of abstinence as the only true contraceptive." Hiashi said, how awkward was this conversation to run in on?
Neji was standing at the doorway with a smirk glancing at Hinata, who was stuck frozen and staring at the sink, with a cherry blush all over her face.
"Ready for parenting class Hinata?" Neji asked.
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"You're really quiet today Hinata" Lee commented, Hinata was still blushing furiously from the conversation with her father.
"I'm sorry Lee, it was just an e-eventful morning." She replied.
"Ah, my mom was telling me about the importance of protection this morning. It was a bit awkward but I learned a great lesson." Lee explained recalling his morning events.
"Your mom knows about the parenting course too?" Tenten looked back at them, "My mother was going on about this will effect my whole life…. And that I will never want kids. Who says I wanted them now?" She rolled her eyes.
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At least Shikamaru wasn't being that lazy he was writing a rough copy for the essay already. They had agreed on one person writing the rough copy, the other edit and both writing the good copy together, it was a good balanced plan editing was 'supposedly' easy job but it was actually the most difficult of the two, you had to make sure there were no mistakes fix everything and practically re-write it.
Then she started to read his writing, wait a minute, that isn't even writeing, that's scribbles. Wait a minute! She looked at his face, he was sleeping!
"Uhh" Hinata poked him a few times he didn't move. "Shikamaru!" She tried calling his name. Maybe she should get Ino. Nope she was in the library with Shino. She tapped him a few times but no use the boy was pretty much drooling from his sleep.
Hinata's eyes glanced at the items on the desk, there was a textbook. She had a few shifty eyes to see if anyone was watching. She quickly whacked him over the head, and he flew out of the chair and fell over.
"Shikamaru?" Hinata played the innocent act. "Are you okay?"
"I'm fine, lets get on with the essay ne?" He said. Maybe all those blows from Ino's raging fists he had finally gotten used to it. "I suddenly feel this giant pain in the back of my head." He rubbed the back of his head a few times.
"Oh, Maybe you knocked it on something or Ino got mad at you." Hinata replied.
"Hm women are so troublesome" He said then continued to write, PROPERLY this time.
"Students, I would like to present a new student to the class." Kakashi mumbled all the young teens eyes looked up. At first Hinata was a bit surprised to see someone with such bright red hair but then listened to the teacher.
"His name is Sabaku no Gaara. And he just transferred here for the year…" Kakashi explained while still reading his dirt romance novel. Not that Gaara was really all that strange except for his piercing aqua glare, bright red spiky hair, and emotionless yet killer intent expression, and a strange tattoo on his forehead, okay maybe he was pretty strange. But, Hinata knew what it was like to be the new kid and she certainly had manners and wanted to treat the new comer like he was a friend of her own.
"Any volunteers to show him around for the day?" Kakashi asked the class, it was fallowed by a sigh with the lack of response. Hinata quickly raised her hand seeing as he would choose someone next, Why exactly did she raise her hand again?
"Ah Hinata" Kakashi said then pointed to her, "See you have a new friend already" He gave a smile towards Gaara who glared in return then walked over to the young Hyuuga and sat in the empty desk beside her.
"Hello." Hinata greeted him quietly. He just glared at her, at that moment she felt like shrinking under her desk.
"Hm." Shikamaru looked at her, "I still don't know why you did that."
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Hinata was really surprised, Gaara had the exact same schedule as her, although it was common for it to happen but, it's never actually happened to her before.
"Hello Hinata!" Rock lee greeted, "Oh we have a new student! I am ROCK LEE this Highschools handsome devil!" He declared.
"…" Gaara didn't reply just stared.
"His name is Gaara." Hinata replied for him, "He doesn't talk much, but I'm showing him around today." Hinata explained.
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"OKAY! Let's start the class everyone, Oh… And Gaara is our new student." Jiraiya pointed at the red haired boy. "Your partners will be announced tomorrow, today we will be going over the project that will determine whether you pass or fail." He explained.
"Oh great…" Kiba mumbled.
Hinata couldn't pay attention most of the time, Gaara's intense stare on her was scaring the crap out of her.
BRRIING!
It was time for lunch after that very uneventful and very freaky 2nd period class. Hinata was starting to regret ever volunteering.
"Hey Gaara!" Naruto said, "Come sit with us!" He suggested. Hinata sighed in relief.
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"Well Who's the new guy? Does he even speak?" Tenten asked, "I know he was in our parenting course, but…. He didn't speak one word, it's like another SHINO but you actually know what Gaara is staring at." She said.
"Uh well, maybe he's just nervous." Hinata replied.
"I don't know but he likes to stare at people.. I hope he knows that's rude, and very freaky." Ino said.
"…Uh well…" Hinata was trying to defend him but Ino was right.
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"SO GAARA! Where did you come from?" Naruto asked.
"… Another school" Gaara replied.
"HE SPEAKS!" Lee pointed dramatically.
"… I just choose not to." Gaara explained.
"HE SPEAKS AGAIN!" Lee pointed dramatically.. Again
"LEE shut up!" Neji whacked him over the head.
"So do you want me to show you around?" Naruto asked.
"No.." Gaara said.
"WHYY NOT!" Naruto shouted.
"Because I already have someone to show me around." He explained.
"Oh… Who?"
"Hinata." He said
"WHAT! You're going to scare the crap out of her!" Naruto shouted.
"Will you shut up! Hinata isn't a retard she's a Hyuuga and if she was that scared she would run to me for protection!" Neji said, everyone burst out laughing.
"Yeah right." Kiba said. Neji just glared at him.
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"So, has everyone found a date yet?" Tenten asked.
"Yeah.." Sakura said, "But it's only because he looks great with the outfit I'm going to wear."
"Guys aren't accessories Sakura." Tenten replied.
"This one is." Sakura said.
"Who is it?" Tenten asked.
"Kiba.." Sakura said, everyone twitched except Ino who already knew.
"Ah well I'm going with Naruto because … Well we both got rejected." Ino explained with a pout.
"Hinata?" Tenten asked.
"Uhm… No one. I'm not even sure if I'm going.." Hinata replied.
"What! You have to go! Even if you DON'T HAVE A DATE It isn't mandatory HINATA!!" Ino shouted exaggerating certain words so certain PEOPLE could hear.
"Why are you shouting?" Tenten asked.
"I don't know back to the subject, If you can't find anyone I'll make Shikamaru go with you." Ino said.
"That's alright Ino, Besides Shikamaru wouldn't want to go in the first place, he thinks women are troublesome" Hinata tried to do a Shikamaru act.
They all just started to laugh except Hinata who was blushing from embarrassment.
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"You're going with Ino?" Neji was laughing.
"Good luck" Shikamaru said.
"Well at least I have a date, Sasuke can't even get a girl." Naruto explained.
"What are you talking about the only reason Ino is going with you was because she was rejected by Sasuke." Kiba said.
"Yeah I know.." Naruto admitted. "But, Sasuke still doesn't have a date and I think it's kind of funny actually." He laughed.
"Yeah it is really." Kiba started to laugh.
"Are you just trying to get me to go with someone? It's not going to work." Sasuke said.
"No I actually just think it's funny." Naruto continued to laugh. Sasuke glared at him.
"Fine…" Sasuke went off to the girls table to ask Hinata who was the only other girl he actually KNEW her name and wasn't already going with someone.(This will be unexpected really. O.O )
"Hinata want to go with the dance with me?" Sasuke asked casually. Sakura started to get angry Ino was devastated and Tenten fell off her chair. Hinata was freaked out by Sakura's evil glare…
"Uh No thanks Sasuke…" Hinata said.
Sasuke twitched and went back to the table.
"She said no." He admitted, Naruto bursted out laughing and Kiba passed out from surprise and everyone else laughed.
"AHAHAHA Sasuke can't get a girl!" Naruto yelled.
"Naruto you know it's because of the fan girls she said no Hinata isn't stupid." Shikamaru said.
"What do you mean." Kiba asked.
"I mean, Sasuke has a bunch of fan girls those being her two close friends, and also the rest of the female population. Hinata wouldn't want to betray her two friends and she wouldn't want to get attacked by anyone else. : Shikamaru explained.
"Yeah.. But it's still funny" Chouji laughed.
"Hmmm. So… Someone else go ask her and we will see if you're right Shikamaru." Neji said.
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"Why did you say no Hinata?" Tenten asked.
"Well, I didn't want Sakura or Ino to be mad and Sasuke's fan girls scare the crap out of me." Hinata explained.
"Oh.." Tenten thought for a moment.
"You don't have to worry about us we know Sasuke would say no." Ino said.
"But, it was still very nice of you Hinata I wouldn't of done it." Sakura admitted.
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"Hmm. Lee go ask her." Neji said.
"Why is Lee asking her?" Naruto asked.
"Because last year Lee bugged the crap out of me at last years dance." Neji explained.
Rock lee was apparently doing homework at wasn't paying attention to the whole conversation.
"Hm? What am I asking?" Rock lee was finally out of his current concetration of youthfullness of the homework ness. (That didn't make any sense did it?)
"Ask Hinata to the dance." Neji said.
"Why would I ask the you full blossom such a beautiful question?" Lee asked.
"Because Sakura already has a date." Neji explained.
"AH I shall go ask the beautiful blossom to be my date to the dance then!" And with that Lee flew off the girls table.
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Hinata ate another rice ball before she was startled from the sudden appearance of Rock lee.
"Hello my youthful flowers!" Rock Lee greeted with his nice guy pose.
"No lee I already have a date to the dance" Sakura said..
"Ah! But I wasn't going to ask such a question to you young flower!" Rock lee explained then kneeled in front of Hinata (How dramatic ne?) "Hinata-san! Will you be my date to the dance!" Lee asked. Hinata blinked a couple of times. She looked at her friends who were displaying blank stares at the green beast.
"Uhh.. Sure?" Hinata wasn't intending on going with anyone in the first place but Lee was a good friend of hers.
"Then we shall go together on the night of the dance! My youthful blossom." Rock lee announced.
"Lee you don't have to be so dramatic." Tenten said. "It's just a dance you can be like that when prom comes around…"
"And I shall! Thank-you for your time young flowers!" And with that Rock Lee left.
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"So what did she say?" Naruto asked.
"She said sure." Rock lee gave the nice guy pose.
Everyone bursted out laughing except Gaara and Sasuke, and Lee who was terribly confused.
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It was the end of the day and Hinata was walking back with Neji it was the usual.
"I still can't believe you said yes to Lee and No to Sasuke." Neji said.
"It was because of Sasuke's fan girls I wouldn't want them to get mad, besides Sasuke probably only asked because Naruto bugged him about it." Hinata replied. "I would've said yes if Sakura didn't remind me with that evil glare. But, I'm really happy I'm going with Rock lee, the dance will be really amusing with him there." She said.
"Ah well… If he bugs you… Just whack him over the head."
"But, he never bugs me. I think he's funny." Hinata said.
"Ah well, you're a strange kid… But then again you did like Naruto." Neji though for a moment then went inside the Hyuuga household. "Remember Hinata we have to go to a family friends tonight."
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"Whose house are we going to father?" Hinata asked.
"We're going to the Uchiha's for business and because I though Hanabi should get out more." Hiashi explained. While Hanabi was in the corner of the room ribbing Barbie heads off.
Hinata froze, 'THE UCHIHAS?' She thought
The A/n is really important for the future of the fanfiction I suggest you read it!
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WHOOPIE!
I decided to end this one here..
It wasn't that great
But it was getting incredibly long
So how's that for crack dates eh?
No they aren't going to be the future pairings, not everyone goes out with someone and falls in love with them!
PFFT
