Title: The ARK Angels of DX and the Ten Bridesmaids

Author: Kaykyaka

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.

Ratings: K

Characters: Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna, Trish Stratus, Melina and Johnny 'Nitro' Hennigan, Randy Orton, Carlito, Edge, Ric Flair, Batista, Torrie Wilson, the Hardyz, Ashley, Candice Michelle, Shelton Benjamin, Krystal Marshall, Maria, John Cena, Rey Mysterio, Angie Mysterio, Dominic and Aaliyah Mysterio, Vickie Guerrero, Sting, Kurt Angle, LAX, the Kliq and the TNA roster.

Summary: Krystal has narrowed her bridesmaids list down to 5 WWE Divas and 5 TNA Knockouts but will any of them make it to the wedding? Find out in the next adventure of the ARK Angels of DX.

Chapter Four – Mayhem in Minneapolis

WWE House show, Target Center, Minneapolis, 8pm:

The WWE Superstars were used to being excited in front of screaming audiences at every house show they went to, but this time was a little bit different because they had fans screaming for them backstage too. The TNA Knockouts had accompanied their WWE dates for Shelton and Krystal's wedding to the show not wanting to be separated from them ever since the boys came to Orlando, FL. That would have been fine if the TNA boys didn't insist on coming with them, TNA World Champion Samoa Joe found the whole thing embarrassing and he wasn't alone, Joe, Sonjay Dutt and Jay Lethal found themselves apologizing to the WWE Divas for their colleagues' unfriendly behavior.

"I can't say how sorry I am for the way some of the guys have been acting towards the WWE Superstars," Samoa Joe said to Victoria as she finished getting ready after her match against Cherry who had picked up the win.

"Why are they being such jerks? We certainly don't mind our guys hanging out with your girls," Victoria said pulling her bag over her shoulder.

"So you don't mind us being here right now backstage?" Samoa Joe said leaning against the women's locker room door and Victoria smiled.

"I don't mind you being here," she said flirtatiously and Joe smiled with a twinkle in his eye.

"I'll get that for you," he said to Victoria as her bag slipped off her shoulder.

"Thanks," Victoria said blushing.

"Let's go somewhere and get something to eat," Samoa Joe said and Victoria smiled.

"Sounds like a plan, count me in," she said coolly and AJ Styles watched as Samoa Joe left the Target Center with one of the WWE Divas.

"Something's going on here and I don't like it one bit," AJ Styles said and turned to see Sonjay Dutt talking to Mickie James.

"Let me talk to you about peace and love and what a difference it can make in your life," Sanjay said sweetly to Mickie James with a small bouquet of daisies.

"I love daisies, you're so sweet Sonjay it's a shame your friends are such jerks," Mickie James said and Sonjay's bright demeanor soured when he thought back to how his co-workers had been behaving towards the WWE.

"Those guys know nothing about peace and love, all they know is wrestling and being nice to the competition to them is a sign of weakness. But love and kindness is not weakness, come for a walk with me and I'll tell you more about it," Sonjay said charmingly and Mickie James linked arms with him.

"Lead the way!" she said with a big smile and Sonjay left the Target Center not far behind Samoa Joe and AJ pulled at his short hair in disbelief.

"Sonjay what are you doing?!" he said marching over to his TNA colleague apoplectic.

"I'm going out with a beautiful woman what does it look like?" Sonjay said and Mickie James smiled at him appreciatively.

"You're so sweet Sonjay, you could learn something from him," Mickie James snapped at AJ Styles, "by the way, nice crown," she said sarcastically and both Sonjay and Mickie laughed as AJ straightened the crown Kurt Angle had given him offended.

"Don't be talking about my crown, ain't there enough beautiful women in TNA Sonjay?" AJ called after The Guru then Kaz walked by him with Beth Phoenix.

"I think all the Knockouts are taken," he said and linked arms with the Glamazon who couldn't be more happy and AJ couldn't believe it.

"What is going on here, everyone's hooking up. Somebody's gotta put a stop to this!" AJ said to himself pacing back and forth nervously and he paced right into the Kliq.

"Well, well, well if it isn't our former Kliq candidate," Kevin Nash said sucking on an ice pop along with Shawn and Hunter.

"Where'd you get those?" AJ asked.

"They were milkshakes but Aurora turned them into ice pops when Hunter wouldn't let Jeff hold her," Shawn explained and AJ looked at the little girl with the supernatural powers and she blew ice bubbles in his face.

"Ew gross," AJ complained and the Kliq laughed at the Prince of Phenomenal.

"What are you doing AJ? You're crying about how well the brands are getting along, since when have you been anti-WWE?" Hunter asked.

"Since ya'll refused to let me in the Kliq, even though I passed all your stupid initiations," AJ Styles said.

"You failed every single one of our initiations," Shawn said and AJ narrowed his eyes at the Heartbreak Kid.

"Yeah your scores were lower than mine," Amy said.

"Well how come you're in?" AJ asked Big Red who looked lovingly up at her husband.

"Let's just say my Anointing is very persuasive," she replied and kissed Shawn's cold lips warming them up instantly.

AJ rolled his eyes, "Did you ever think that maybe not letting younger more talented wrestlers in the Kliq could do more harm than good?" AJ said and Shawn rolled his eyes knowing where AJ was going, "Don't you worry that Shelton might not make it back to Titan Tower after he marries Krystal in Orlando?"

"First of all its no longer Titan Tower its DX Inc, the McMahon dynasty is over and we are now in the age of Degeneration X. Shelton may have his own clique now but we'll always be the Kliq to him and that's all that matters," Hunter said and AJ chuckled derisively at the co-founder of DX.

"Okay man, keep telling yourself that," AJ said and walked away. Aurora reached for the ice pop in Hunter's hand.

"No Ro-Ro that's not for you," Hunter said but Aurora took it and flicked it at AJ, "It was her, she doesn't like you. See not all the WWE Divas wanna hook up with the bright stars of TNA," Hunter said and AJ stormed back over to him to give Hunter a piece of his mind but Aurora blew him back with a mighty wind that sent him all the way out of the Target Center.

"Wait-a-go Ro-Ro," Kevin Nash said and made the wolfpac sign with his fingers wanting Aurora to reciprocate.

"Her digital skills aren't that developed Nash," Hunter said.

"That's because you haven't been teaching her how to do it, instead you let her hang out with that Rainbow Haired freak Jeff Hardy," Kevin Nash said and Aurora shook her rattle and when Kevin Nash took another bite of his ice pop it got stuck to the roof of his mouth and he fought to get it out but it wouldn't budge.

"That's what you get for talking smack about Aurora's favorite babysitter," Shawn said wrapping his arms around Amy who had broken off a piece of his ice pop and swallowed it. She jiggled and started laughing.

"The baby melted that right down," she said.

"You're womb must have a fire in it," Shawn said, "I'm thinking Rebecca's gonna be as fiery as us,"

"I'm thinking the same-thing," Amy said caressing her growing stomach which was warm but as long as the baby liked it that's all that mattered, "Let's go see Shelton and Krystal, they've been with the ARK Angels all night, Krystal's crazy about Cheyenne now," Amy said and touched Kevin Nash's face warming it and melting the ice pop that Aurora had stuck to this throat.

"Krystal was really taken with Cheyenne and that harp," Joanie said and Shawn smiled proudly.

"I didn't know my baby girl was so musical," Shawn said, "she's the quiet one,"

"Well the Bible says the Lord chooses the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty," Amy said.

"Yeah, Cheyenne's a baby but there's a Phenomenal God working through her, if she plays during the wedding it might not be ruined," Shawn said and the Kliq headed for Shelton's locker room while Kevin Nash got his breath back.

"Thanks Big Red," he said.

"You're welcome Big Kev," Amy said and Tamara rolled her eyes at her husband.

"More like Big Idiot," she said and Kevin Nash picked her up and put her on his back.

"Enjoy the ride baby you know you can't get enough Diesel," Keivn Nash replied and Tamara smiled and grabbed onto her Big Sexy husband proving that their marriage was a ride she was never gonna get off of no matter how sick he made her.

"Stop!" came the loud voice of the Amazing Cameron and his parents looked down at him like he had lost his mind.

"Shouldn't you be with Shelton and Krystal?" Shawn said.

"Dad you should know by now that I don't always do what I'm supposed to, you've got to stop the wrestlers from pairing up," Cameron said and Hunter applauded while Kevin and Tammy Nash looked at the ARK Angel disappointed.

"Not you too Cameron, I thought you wanted TNA and WWE to get along?" Kevin Nash said but Cameron shook his head.

"That's not it, Jeff Jarrett's here," Cameron explained and the Kliq gasped.

"Jeff Jarrett's here, where is he?" Hunter said looking around the backstage area while Shawn rolled his eyes.

"Not literally you moron, you mean he's here in Minneapolis don't you Cam-Cam?" Shawn asked his son and Cameron scrunched up his nose at his pet name.

"Dad please don't call me that it's bad enough when LC does it," Cameron complained and Joanie and Hunter looked around wondering where LC was.

"Where is your girlfriend?" Shawn asked Cameron.

"Looking for Jeff Jarrett of course," Cameron answered coolly and Hunter's eyes widened.

"By herself?" he asked ten seconds from panicking.

"No, Cheyenne's with her," Cameron answered and Shawn folded his arms across his chest annoyed.

"And who's with her?" he asked not liking where this was going.

"God," Cameron answered.

"So nobody," Hunter said and Shawn bashed him on the arm.

"God is everywhere and He's with them while I'm here getting you, come on I'll take you to them but you have to split up the couples starting with MVP and Gail Kim," Cameron said.

"That's not going to be easy, do you see how sweet those two are on each other?" Shawn said heading with Cameron to the parking lot.

"They can get together after we find Jeff Jarrett, they're the first on his list," Cameron said and Hunter frowned.

"What list?" Hunter asked confused along with Joanie and the Nashes but Cameron was done talking, he wanted to find Jeff Jarrett before he put his diabolical plan into action.

Outside in the parking lot, AJ Styles, The Rock and Rave Infection, Robert Roode and James Storm were talking trash about the WWE as-well as their own TNA Champion Samoa Joe for getting with Victoria. They exchanged bitter words of disdain for Joe, Sonjay and Kaz amongst themselves by the far end of the parking lot not realizing they were inches away from the DX Machine.

"Man those WWE punks got some nerve going downtown with our girls," James Storm complained, "What does Gail see in that two bit MVP anyway?"

"What about Joe getting with Victoria and Sonjay getting with Mickie James? Talk about sickening," AJ Styles said.

"That's just stupid, it's not like they're ever gonna be able to see each other, we work on opposite sides of the country," Lance Hoyt said and a very familiar voice responded.

"Unless we convince the WWE Divas to come to TNA," replied the scheming voice of Jeff Jarrett who emerged from the shadows wearing a limousine driver's uniform.

"Double J!" the TNA wrestlers said in shock.

"That's right boys I'm back HA-HA!" Jeff Jarrett said maniacally, "and I got a plan to fix that Degeneration X for good!"

The TNA wrestlers jumped up and down excitedly, "What's your plan Double J?" Jimmie Rave asked.

"Let me ask you a question Jimmie Rave, what's the best thing going in TNA right now?" Double J asked the Rock and Rave Infection member.

"Us?" Lance Hoyt said pointing to Jimmie and himself.

"No the TNA Knockouts," Jeff Jarrett replied, "No what would happen to our ratings if there was only one Women's Division in wrestling?"

"Everyone would tune in to see it," AJ Styles replied.

"Exactly so I want to get all the WWE Divas to come to TNA and join our Women's Division," Jeff Jarrett said.

"But what if they won't come?" James Storm asked sipping his beer.

"Then we'll make sure they're never seen on television or anywhere else ever again," Jeff Jarrett said and the TNA wrestlers gasped, "I'll explain how in the car, get in we're going for a ride," Double J said and opened the door to the DX Machine and the TNA wrestlers got in. The Hummer limousine pulled away leaving the driver tied up in the shadows where DX found him in shock.

"What happened to our car?" Hunter said as Shawn untied the driver.

"Jeff Jarrett was here that's what happened to him," Cameron replied.

"Where's the girls?" Amy said looking around for LC and Cheyenne concerned when the sound of screeching tires got the Kliq's attention. They ran towards the road and looked a few yards down to see Cheyenne pulling the DX Machine back by the fender while LC tore the handle off with her ax.

"Get 'em girls!" Cameron roared cheering on his angelic amigos while Shawn, Hunter and Kevin ran down to the limousine and pulled Jeff Jarrett through the window.

"Whatever you're thinking about doing don't bother because you're not gonna get away with it," Kevin Nash warned Double J bunching up his shirt in his big fists while Hunter and Shawn pulled the TNA wrestlers out of the DX Machine.

"You're a man of two minds Nash and I've only got one thing on my mind and that is destroying them!" Jeff Jarrett said pointing to DX. Suddenly a loud horn honked and everyone turned to see a freight truck rolling in the DX Machine's direction.

"Get out of the road!" Cameron called and GPS pushed the Kliq into the bushes while Cameron grabbed LC. The truck rammed the DX Machine right off the road missing the TNA wrestlers and Double J who remained on the road.

"What are you crazy?" the driver said sticking his head out of the window and Double J pulled him out of the truck and got in.

"Come on!" Double J called to the TNA wrestlers who jumped into the truck and he pulled away before Cheyenne could grab hold of him, "Tell your boy Shelton he better reschedule his wedding!" Jarrett called out laughing like a hyena and sped off down the interstate honking the horn like the madman he was.