MissTuffcy: I've never put so much thought into a story since I started this one. I mean, I've been thinking deeply and almost philosophical with this. I am so proud of myself right now because I hardly ever think so deeply about anything else. Ha-ha

Summary: Kurama goes to visit his cousin Kagome's house. He ends up being sent back in time with her when he falls down the bone eater's well trying to catch her when she jumped down it. Now he joins Kagome and her friends on their adventure to find the Shikon jewel shards. But on the way, Kurama meets some rather familiar characters.

Warning: Language, Slight AU, OOC chars, Yaoi (maybe?), Yuri (possibly?), violence

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The Bone Eater's Well

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Kurama opened his eyes slowly. He yawned and sat up, running a hand through his hair. He looked around at the empty hut. No one was in here. Not even that old lady. "Ah, ye be awake, child," As if on cue, the old lady from before walked in with a warm smile across her face. Kurama smiled slightly. He stood up and frowned slightly when the women held something out to him. "Something more comfortable than what you're wearing right now," She grinned. "I'll be right back with your shoes.

"Thank you," Kurama nodded. The women left the hut. Kurama looked down at the outfit she had given him. He slowly stripped out of his clothes. He put on the outfit provided for him and looked himself over. It was the same as the Chinese battle style outfit he always wore except it was black with gold trimming. It was made out of soft cotton. He tied the sash tightly around him. He turned when he heard someone enter the hut.

"Ah, ye be done," The old woman smiled. Kurama smiled back at her. "I couldn't find any men shoes that would fit ye," She chuckled. "Ye have such small feet; I hope ye don't mind wearing women's shoes."

"It's alright," Kurama said as he walked over to her to receive the shoes. As he put them on, Kaede walked over to a chest that had been placed in the corner.

"Come here," she beckoned. Kurama went over to her. She pulled out a thin blade and then pulled out a large thick one. Kurama blinked at the small chest and looked at her in confusion. How in the world did that thing fit in there? She then pulled out a whip with spikes on the sides. She frowned. "Ah," She pulled out a bow and arrow. She looked at Kurama. "If ye be traveling with your cousin and her friends, ye best have something to defend yerself with," Kaede motioned with her hand at the several weapons on the table.

"Um,"

"Let me see your hands," Kaede held her hands out. Kurama placed his hands in her hand and she looked them over. She rubbed the palms of his hands and then looked up to stare at him. "I see ye have never held a weapon such as a sword or bow,"

"I've had some type a practice," Kurama said hesitated-ly as he remembered Hiei teasing him about how reliant he was on his whip which made him try to mimic Hiei with a grass blade.

"Very well, I will give you this blade," She placed the thick sword in his hand and he gasped as it fell to the ground with him still trying to hold it up. What in the three worlds- Kaede chuckled. "The thin blade it is," She slipped the thin blade in between Kurama's sash and tunic. She hooked the whip to his side as well. "Extra precaution," she explained. Kurama nodded but then glared down at the blade on the floor. "Don't be so worried. Only a person with powerful spiritual energy such as myself can make the weight of this sword seem like a feather. Kurama nodded silently.

"Um…Thank you, Lady…Kaede," Kurama sad.


"My cousin will be joining us!" Kagome said with a firm nod.

"What? I am not babysitting another human!"

"SIT!" Kagome watched in satisfaction as Inuyasha plummeted to the ground. She turned to a smiling Sango and a grinning Miroku. Shuichi chose that moment to walk out of the hut. Miroku's eyes widened.


~Miroku POV~

The most beautiful woman I have ever seen stepped out of Lady Kaede's hut. I don't believe Sango could even match her beauty. I had to have her bear my children-


~Normal POV~

Miroku dashed over to Kurama and grabbed his hands. Kurama's eyes widened as he stared at the monk. "You are very beautiful," Miroku said seriously. A faint blush crossed Kurama's face as the monk drew closer to his face. "I must ask you: Will you bear my children?" Kurama's eyes widened as a large boom-a-rang smashed into the monk's head.

"Pervert~" Sango growled. She smiled pleasantly at Kurama but Kurama saw the warning glint in her eyes. He shivered. Kagome ran over to Kurama.

"Sorry about him," Kagome sighed. "That's Miroku. You already know Sango and Inuyasha. The little cat demon in Sango's arms is Kirara," A brown fox kit hopped on Kagome's shoulder and stared at Kurama. Kurama's attention was immediately drawn to him.

"Is that a fox kit?" Kurama asked. Kagome looked at Shippo and grinned.

"Yup! His name is Shippo." She pulled the fox kit off her shoulder and held him out to Kurama. Shippo wiggled out of Kagome's grip and jumped onto Kurama's shoulder.

"I've never seen a human with red hair!" He exclaimed as he played in Kurama's hair.

"That is true," Miroku mumbled. Kurama looked at Kagome in confusion. Kagome shook her head.

"I assure you, Shuichi is 100 percent human! His mother is my mother's sister!" Kagome exclaimed. Kurama's eyes widened.

"Oh no, mother must be terribly worried about me!" Kurama gasped. "I don't even have my phone with me."

"Foe-on?" The others asked. Kurama frowned as he looked at Kagome.

"Maybe I should head home," He said reluctantly. Kagome frowned slightly at the almost disappointed tone Kurama took.

"How about we go to tell your mom you're okay and you come back with me?" Kagome smiled. Kurama smiled back her.

"That sounds like a plan," With that, they went back to the bone eater's well. Kurama look uneasily down the well and shuddered. Sango looked down the well as well and then turned her attention to Kagome as she stood on the wall. She held her hand out to Kurama before frowning at the fearful look on his face.

"Inuyasha, can you jump with Shuichi?" Kagome asked. Inuyasha growled and Kagome glared at him. Inuyasha sighed.

"Fine!" He grumbled. He picked up Kurama who squeaked in surprise. Kagome jumped down as well as Inuyasha with Kurama in his arms.


Kagome's feet gently touched down on the ground as well as Inuyasha. Kagome turned to smile at Inuyasha and Shuichi but there was just one problem. "WHERE IS SHUICHI?" Kagome cried. Inuyasha looked down at his empty arms and his eyes widened.

"I swear I was holding her!"

"Him!" Kagome yelled at him and smacked him in the head.

"Ow!" Inuyasha growled.

"We have to go back!" Kagome cried.


Kurama groaned as he rubbed the back of his head. At least Inuyasha had disappeared when he was near the ground. Kurama sighed as he used the vine to climb up. "What happened?" Sango and Shippo asked at the same time. Kurama rubbed the back of his head again and winced.

"I'm not sure," Kurama grumbled. Just as he said that, Inuyasha jumped out of the well with Kagome on his back.

"Shuichi!" She cried as she ran over and hugged him tightly. "Are you okay? We got back and you weren't with us!"

"Yeah…I think the back of my head found that out first," Kurama grumbled irritably. Kagome hugged him again.

"Oh! If that didn't work, how are we going to get you home?" She started squeezing Kurama. "OH GOD YOU'RE GOING TO BE STUCK HERE FOREVER!"

"Geez, Kagome, Think more negative so she can start crying too," Inuyasha said as he jabbed a clawed thumb at Kurama. Kurama glared at him.

"I'm not a female, thank you very much," Kurama snapped. Inuyasha smirked.

"Sure do look like it,"

"Quiet, dog breath!" Kurama growled. Inuyasha snarled at him and pushed Kagome out the way.

"I aughta claw your tongue out right now!"

"So now you're a cat?" Kurama glared and Inuyasha glared right back. Kagome blinked.

"Am I missing something here?" She asked. Kurama huffed and crossed his arms.

"You act just like Kagome," Inuyasha grumbled.

"SIT!" Kagome screamed. Kurama watched in amusement as the jewels around the dog demon's neck began to glow and he was slammed into the ground. He chuckled lowly.

"Dog indeed," Kurama murmured to himself.

"I HEARD THAT!" Inuyasha yelled from his place on the ground. Shippo jumped back on Kurama's shoulder.

"Ahaha, Inuyasha! Another Human who isn't scared of you!" Shippo stuck his tongue out at him. Inuyasha growled and jumped off the ground. He glared at Shippo and the fox kit cowered behind Kurama's head. Kurama glared at Inuyasha. Kagome whooped.

"Now we have to continue on! We have to continue our search for jewel shards and look for a way to get Shuichi back home!"


The gang had set out that same day. Kurama was lagging a bit behind when he was shot with a sudden pain in his head. He gasped and collapsed to his knees. Kagome ran back to him. "Are you okay?" She cried. After a while of gripping his head, he nodded.

"For a while now, I have been having these strange occurrences of splitting headaches that last for a few seconds and then it just goes away," Kurama explained. He stood up and shook his head slightly. "I'm fine now."

"Inuyasha, I think you should carry Shuichi,"

"No fuckin' way!" Inuyasha snarled. Kurama frowned at Kagome.

"I'm truly fine, Kagome-chan." Kagome sighed.

"Fine but if it continues, Inuyasha will carry you,"

"What? I will do no such thing!" Inuyasha exclaimed which earned him a glare from Kagome and Kurama for two different reasons.

"Well-"

"Sesshomaru!" Inuyasha hissed. Sango and the others exchanged looks as Kurama stared off ahead of them. Inuyasha suddenly took off.

"Inuyasha!" Kagome screamed after the dog demon. She growled and ran after him.

"Wait, Kagome-chan!" Kurama shouted as he ran after her. Sango and Miroku followed them.


"Inuyasha!" Kagome shouted as she came to the clearing where the two brothers were staring at one another. Kurama stopped next to her.

"Is that Inuyasha's brother?" Kurama asked.

"It seems you've gained another human bitch, Inuyasha," Sesshomaru said coldly as he looked at Kurama. Kurama turned to see if he had been indicating someone behind him. His eye twitched when he caught that the dog demon was talking about him.

"If they were truly demons, why can they not see that I am a male," Kurama growled lowly; too low for Kagome to hear and even Inuyasha but Sesshomaru heard him clearly. Sesshomaru continued to stare at Kurama.

"Why does this human have red hair? I've never seen a human with red hair before," Sesshomaru said as he looked Kurama over. Kurama's eyes hardened as his and the cold, golden orbs of the dog demon's locked. Sesshomaru raised an eyebrow.

"What the hell are you getting at? I'd never couple with that hard ass of a person," A rock suddenly slammed into the back of Inuyasha's skull which made him fall forward on his face. He jumped up and glared at the glaring fox in human guise. "What the fuck was that for!" Kurama crossed his arms and glared.

This is why I never liked dogs or dog demons. Kurama sighed inwardly.