"Yo, Kio?"
Mikio looked down at his friend and paused long enough to take a quick break from stuffing his face with melon bread. "Yeah?"
Matsudappoiyo, boredly tapping his pencil on the tabletop where his Math sheet lay long finished, looked up at him inquisitively and asked, "Why are women called women?"
Mikio stopped chewing his raisin bran in orange juice and raised a brow for a moment as he peered up in contemplation before he smiled and answered with wide gesticulation and colorful expressions, "Because when Adam first saw Eve, the first words out of his mouth were, 'Whoa man. . .' and God pointed his finger straight down at him and said thunderously, 'That!' " Shrugging his bare shoulders up, Mikio went back to his cereal without another thought, absently concluding, "So therefore, woman." Pausing for a moment, he seemed to consider before he offhandedly added, "It's also what he said when woman had her first time of the month."
Ppoiyo's pencil had paused at his explanation, and a few seconds passed between the two close friends, the only sound in the room being Mikio's crunching, before Ppoiyo nodded his head in true fascination and replied, "Sounds legit."
Lily looked up at the two from her paperwork that Gakupo and Gumi had neglected to do and handed over to her, dead-eyed, and flatly stated, "You two are total shi—"
"Whoa man! !" Both Ppoiyo and Mikio burst, flying away from her with their fingers together in crosses.
A/N:
Don't ask. |D
