Apollo was chatting away with his new found 'friend' Linda Crimson, when he recieved a message.
(guitar sound)
'What a nice tone' Linda said
'Yeah, after Apollo, you know the god of music?' he said casually.
'Oh, I really find that guy amusing.' Linda dreamily said.
'You do?' Apollo said as he checked the message.
'You have...HermesChat?' Linda asked at the app icon
Shoot. Apollo thought.
'Yeah, see everything Greek mythology based.' he lied.
It was from Aphrodite.
He hid the contact name before Linda could see it and question further.
Hey Apollo(hearty stickers)
Oh Zeus. What the Hades is wrong with her, again.
You- Wat do u want Aff?
Why is everyone so grumpy today?
You-Lemme guess, u recently annoyed Arty?
You're so smart(hearty eyed face sticker)
'Is she your...' Linda motioned with her hands.
'No! She is my...grand-aunt.' Apollo realised.
'Seems really, ah, fond of you.' Linda said and went back to the book she was reading.
Hey honey, wanna meet tonight? In a sweet little cafe?
'Are you sure she's your grand aunt?' Linda asked sort of teasingly.
'Maybe she has mistaken me for my grand uncle.' Apollo said. 'Who just happens to be my half brother.' he muttered under his breath.
'Huh?'
'Nothing Linda.'
Why aren't you replying?(scared blue face sticker)
You- Sorry Grandaunty, I'm Apollo, your grandnephew. He texted back as Linda peered over from his shoulder.
What are you saying? I am Aphrodite, goddess of beauty! Not your 'grand aunt'
'Damn it.' Apollo facepalmed.
'Grand aunt, half brother, Hermes... you're Apollo! Not James...' then Linda looked at him with frightened expression.
'I don't wanna be mother to your demigod child!'she screamed and bolted out of the exit.
'Linda!I can explain! Stop!' he ran after her but the librarian and the guards accused him of making noise and threw him out, face first.
Mysteriously, the three spoke in rhymes all month.
Years later a son of Hermes by the surname Crimson was found in Camp Half Blood. Just great
I know this is kinda boring, but the next one or the one after that will be good. I am sorry. Promise, next includes two LOVEBIRDS of Olympus, guess whom?
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