Author's Note - Some annotations are in this chapter because it literally makes no sense.
Disclaimer - STILL NOT MINE. NEVER EVER EVER MINE. ALL TARA'S. And JKR's, kind of.
Chapter 16.
AN: You know what?! Shut up, okay! Prove to me you're not preps! Raven, you suck! You fucking bitch, give me back my fucking sweater! You're supposed to write this! Raven, what the fuck you bitch, you're supposed to do this!By the way, fangz to britney5655 for checking my Japanese!
We ran happily to Hogsmeade. There we saw the stage where Good Charlotte had played. We ran in happily. MCR were there playing 'Helena'. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in the pictures. Even Draco thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn't matter because I knew know that we were the only true ones for each other. I was wearing a black leather mini-dress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Draco was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We French kissed. We ran up to the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others.We gasped. It wasn't them at all. It was Voldemort and the Death Eaters*!
"What the fuck, Draco I'm not going to a concert with you!" I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened to me last time? Even if it's MCR and you know how much I like them."
"What cause we…you know…" he gagged uncomfortably because guys don't like to talk about you-know-what.
"Yeah cause we you-know!" I yielded in an angry voice.
"We won't do that again." Draco promised. "This time, we're going with an ESCORT."
"OMFG what the fuck? Are you giving into the mainstream?" I asked. "So I guess you're a prep or a Christina, or what now?"
"NO." he muttered loudly.
"Are you becoming a prep or what?" I shouted angrily.
"Ebony! I'm not! Please come with me!" He fell down to his knees and started singing 'The world is black' by Good Charlotte to me. I was flattered** because that's not even a single, he had memorized da lyrics just for me!
"OK then, I guess I will have to." I said and then we French kissed for a while and I went up to my room. B'loody Mary was standing there.
"Hajimemashite gurl." she said happily (she speaks Japanese and so do I. That means 'How do you do' in Japanese)."BTW Willow that fucking poser got expelled. She failed all her classes and she skipped maths." (AN: RAVEN, YOU FUCKING SUCK! FUCK YOU!)
"Serves that fucking bitch right." I laughed angrily. Well anyway, we were feeling all depressed. We watched some gothic movies like The Nightmare Before Christmas. Maybe Willow will die too." I said.
"Kawai." B'loody Mary shook her head energetically then lethargically. "Oh yeah, I have a confession. After she got expelled I murdered her and then Lupin did it with her because he's a necrophiliac."
"Kawai." I commented happily. We talked to each other in silence for the rest of the movie. "Oh by the way, I'm going to a concert with Draco tonight in Hogsmeade with MCR." I said. "I need to wear like the hottest outfit ever." B'Loody Mary nodded energetically.
"Omfg totally lets go shopping!"
"In Hot Topic, right?" I asked, already getting out my special Hot Topic Loyalty card.
"No." My head snapped up. 'WHAT?" my head spun. I could not believe it. "B'Loody Mary are you a PREP?"
"NOOOO! NOOOO!" She laughed."I found some cool gothic stores near Hogwarts that's all."
"Who told you about them?" I asked, sure it would be Draco or Diablo or Vampire (don't even SAY that name to me!). Or me.
"Dumbledore." She said. "Let me just call our brooms."
"OMFG DUMBLEDORE?" I asked quietly.
"Yeah, I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk," she told me. "Come on, let's go."
We were going in a few punk-goth stores especially for the concert in Hogsmeade.The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT BECAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. "We only have these for the real goths."
"The real goths?" B'Loody Mary and I asked.
"Yeah u wouldn't believe how many posers there are in this town man! Yesterday Lupin and Snape tried to buy a gothic camera pouch." He shook his head. "I didn't even know they had a camera."
"OMFG NO! THEY'RE GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!" I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.
"Oh my Satan you have to buy that outfit!" The salesperson said.
"Yeah it looks totally hot." said B'Loody Mary.
"You know what? I am going to give it to you for free cause you look really hot in that outfit. Hey are you going to be at the concert tonight?" he asked.
"Yeah I am actually." I looked back at him. "Hey by the way, my name's Ebony Dark'ness Dementia TARA Way. What's yours?"
"Tom Riddle." He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. "Maybe I'll see you there tonight."
"Yeah I don't think so because I am going there with my boyfriend Draco you sick pervert!" I yelled angrily,but before he could beg me to go with him, Hagrid flew in on his black broom looking worried.
"OMFG EBONY U NEED TO GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!"
*Changed from Death Dealers.
**Changed from flattened.
I think she might have got this mixed up, because some of this happens in the next chapter too.
Chapter 17.
AN: I said stop flaming the story! If you're a prep then do not read it! You can tell whether you are a prep or not by taking my quiz; it's on my homepage.If you're not then you rock; if you are then fuck off! PS Willow isn't really a prep. Raven please do this! I promise I'll give you back your poster!
Tom Riddle gave us some clothes and stuff for free. He said he would help us with makeup if he wanted because he was really into fashion and stuff (he's bisexual). Hagrid kept shouting at us to come back to Hogwarts.
"What the fuck, Hagrid?" I shouted angrily. "Fuck off you fucking bastard." Well anyway Willow came and Hagrid went away angrily.
"Hey bitch, you look kawaii." she said.
"Yeah, but not as kawaii as you," I answered sadly cause Willow's really pretty. She was wearing a short black corset-top with blood red lace on it and a black blood-red miniskirt, leather fish-nets and black pointy boots that showed off how pale she was. She had a really nice body with big boobs.She was thin enough to be anorexic.
"So are you going to the concert with Draco?" she asked.
"Yeah." I said happily.
"I'm going with Diablo," she answered happily. Well anyway Draco and Diablo came. They were both looking extremely hot and sexy and you could tell they thought we were hot too.Diablo was wearing a black t-shirt that said '666' on it.He was wearing tons off makeup just like Marilyn Manson. Draco was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black Good Charlotte t-shirt and black Vans he got from the Warped tower. B'loody Mary was going to the concert with Dracula. Dracula used to be called Neville* but it tuned out that he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were vampires. They died in a car crash. Neville* converted to Satanism and he went goth. He was in Slytherin now.He was wearing a black Warped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair with red streaks in it. We call him Dracula now. Well anyway we all went to Draco's black Mercedes-Benz (Get it, because we're gothic) that his dad Lucius gave him. We did pot, coke and crack. Draco and I made out. We made fun of those stupid fucking preps. We soon got there.I gasped. Gerard was the sexiest guy ever! He locked even sexier than he did in pictures. He had long raven black hair and piercing blue eyes. He was really skinny and he had an amazing ethnic voice. We moshed to Helena and some other songs.
Suddenly Gerard pulled of his mask. So did the other members. I gasped. It wasn't Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man with no nose and red eyes. Everyone ran away but me and Draco.
Draco and I came. It was….Voldemort and the Death Eaters**!
"You moronic idiots!" he shouted angrily. "Ebony, I told you to kill Vampire. Thou have failed. And now….I shall kill thou and Draco!"
"No! No ,please!" We begged sadly but he took out his knife. Suddenly a gothic old man flew in on his broomstick. He had long black hair and a long black beard. He was wearing a black robe that said 'Avril Lavigne' on the back. He shouted a spell and Voldemort ran away. It was…DUMBLEDORE!
*Changed from Navel.
**Changed from Death Deelers.
Chapter 18.
AN: I SAID STOP FLAMING! If you do then you're a fucking prep!Fangz to Raven for the help and stuff. You rock! And you're not a prep. Fangz for my sweater!PS the other reason Dumbledore swore is because he is trying to be gothic, so there!
I woke up the next day in my coffin.I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyeshadow, blood-redlipstick and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly.I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it.
(The night before Draco and I rent back to the skull (Get it, skull, because I'm gothic and I like death.). We flew there on our brooms. Mine was black and the broom-stuff was blood-red.There was lace all over it.Draco had a black MCR boom. We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.)
Well anyway I went down to the Great Hall. There, all the walls were painted black and the tables were black too. But you could see that there was pink paint underneath the black paint. And there were posters of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys.
"What the fuck!" I shouted going to sit next to B'loody Mary and Willow. B'loody Mary was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Charlotte t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. Willow was wearinga long gothic black dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighsand black boots and then Dracula and Draco came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in because they were bisexual.
"Those guys are so fucking hot." Neville* was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard came. He was the same one who had chased away Voldemort yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had died his hair black.
"….DUMBLEDORE?!" we all gasped.
"What the fuck?" I shouted angrily. "I thought he was just wearing that to scare Voldemort!"
"Hello everyone." He said happily. "As you can see I gave the room a makeover. What do you think about it?"
Everyone from the poser table in Gryffindor started to cheer. Well we goths just looked at each other all disgusted and shook our heads. We couldn't believe what a poser he was!
"By the way, you can call me Albus**." He called as we left to go to our classes.
"What a fucking poser!" Draco shouted angrily as we went to Transfiguration***.We were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (AN: get it, way like Gerard?)but I didn't say anything. "I bet he's having a mid-life crisis!" Willow shouted.
I was so fucking angry.
*Changed from Navel. Again.
**Changed from Albert.
***Changed from Transformation.
Chapter 19. I'm Not Okay, I Promise
AN: Please stop flaming the story; if you do you're a fucking prep and you're jealous ok! From now on I'm going to delete your mean reviews!By the way, Ebony's a pureblood, so there! Fangz to Raven for the help!
All day we sat angrily thinking about how we're so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- the MCR concert. It had been postponed, so we could all go.
Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. Draco was being all secretive.
I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (AN: Aren't sensitive bisexual guys so hot?).
"No one fucking understands me!" he shouted angrilyas his black hairwent in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Broken Dreams. He was wearing black baggy pants, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (AN: Die instead of tie, get it because I'm gothic?) I was wearing a black leather low cut top with chains all over it over a black leather mini, black high heeled boots and a cross belly ring. My hair was all up in a messy really high bun like Amy Lee in Going Under. (AN: email me if you want to see the picture)
"Accuse me? What about me!" I growled. [Actual author's note – I honestly have no idea what she's on about! Sorry!)
"But-but-but-" he grunted.
"You fucking bastard!" I moaned.
"No! Wait! It's not what it fucking looks like!" he shouted.
But it was too late. I knew what I heard.I ran to the bathroom angrily, crying. Draco banged on the door. Whipped and whepped [Actual author's note – Um, what?] as my bloody eyeliner streamed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my face* like Benji in the video for Girls and Boys (AN: Raven, that is so our video!).I took out a cigarette and started to smoke pot.
Suddenly Hagrid had appeared.
"You gave me a fucking shock!" I shouted angrily dropping my pot. "What the fuck do you think you're doing in the girl's [bath]room?"
Only it wasn't just him, someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it to be Tom Riddle or maybe Draco but it was Dumbledore.
"Hey, I need to ask you a question." he said, pulling out his black wannabe-gothic purse "What are you wearing to the concert?"
"You know who MCR are!?" I gasped.
"No, I just saw there was a concert that a lot of goths and punks were going to." He said. "Anyway, Draco has a surprise for you."
*Changed from faeces.
Chapter 20.
AN: I said I don't care what you think! Stop flaming, okay preps! Fangz to Raven for the help! Oh yeah, by the way I'll be on vacation in Transylvania for the next three days so don't expect updates.
All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I put on a black leather mini,a black corset with purple lace all over it,and black gothic compact [Actual author's note – I assue this is a band?] were going to do the concert again, since Voldemorthad taken over the last one.I slit my wrists while I moshed to MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on some black clothes and moshing to Fangz You for the Venom. I got all mad and turned it off, but inside I secretly hoped that it was Draco so we could do it again.
"What the fucking hell are you doing!" I shouted angrily. It was Lupin! "Are you going to come rape me or what!" I yelled. I was allowed to say that because Dumbledore had told us all to be careful around him and Snape since he was a paedophile.
"No, actshelly (AN: get it, hell), can I please borrow some condoms?" he growled angrily.
"Yeah, so you can fuck your six-year-old girlfriend, huh?"I shouted sarcastically
"Fucker." He said, going away.
Well anyway, I put on some black eyeshadow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation. I gasped [and presumably went down to the Great Hall] Snape and Lupin were in the middle of the empty hall, doing it, and Dobby was watching!
"Oh my god, you ludicrous idiot!" They both shouted angrily when they saw me, so I ran away as they got up, though. Normally I would have been turned on (I love seeing guys do it) but both of them were fucking preps. (AN: by the way, Snape is moved to Gryffindor now)
"What the fuck, is that why you wanted condoms?" I asked sadistically. (AN: see I spelled that) [I think she meant sarcastically. I don't know.]
"Only you wouldn't give them to me!" Lupin* shouted angrily.
"Well you should have told me." I replyed.
"You dimwit!." Snape began to shout angrily.And then, I took out my black camera and took a picture of them. You could see that they were naked.
"Well excuse me!" they both shouted angrily. "What was that all about?"
"It was to blackmail you." I snarked. [?] "So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you can't fucking rat me out or I'll show dis to Dumbledore**.So fuck off, you bastards!" I started to run.They chased me but I threw my wand at themand they tripped over it.Well anyway, I went outside and there was Vampire, looking extremely fucking hot.
"What the fuck, where'd Draco go?" I asked him.
"Oh, he's being a fucking bastard. He told me he wouldn't come." Vampire said shaking his head. "You want to come with me? To the concert?"
Then, he showed me his flying car. I gasped. It was a black car.He said his Godfather*** Siriuss Black had given it to him. The license plate on the front said MCR666 on it.The one on da back said 'EBONY' on it. I gasped [again].
We flew to the concert hall. MCR were there, playing.
Vampire and I began to make out, moshing to the music. I gasped, looking at the band.
I almost had an [No idea what was meant to be here, I assume "orgasm because –name— was"] so fucking hot! He began to sing 'Helena' and his sexy beautiful voice began to fill the hall. And then, I heard someone crying. I turned and saw Draco, crying in a corner.
*Changed from Lumpkin.
**Changed from Dumbledork.
***Changed from Dogfather.
