Anbu and traitorous tobi
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Last time leader kicked itachi out of his room then went to sleep.
Itachi crawled through the hallways, he was too tired to walk, when his nose bumped into a pair of fuzzy orange night sandals.
Itachi: looks up "…." Starts to cry
Tobi: "itachi san?"
Itachi: cries harder
Tobi: "tobi will help itachi-san" jumps up and down
Itachi: not there any away with blankie flying behind
Tobi: grabs blankie and slides behind
Itachi: "let go!"
Tobi: "no"
Itachi: stops and yanks blankie and send tobi flying to the wall.
Tobi: slams to the wall then falls upside down and stays on his head…
Unfortunately the half of tobi's mask that's hiding the sharingan broke (just that half, the other is fine)
Itachi: stares….O.o "u-c-h-iha?!"
Tobi: .'' "oops"
Itachi: "aaah!" Uchiha senses tingling
Tobi: "tobi ….is… a… good…boy?"
Itachi: gets into kill-uchiha-stance
Tobi: gets up quickly then stares back at itachi "itachi-san can't kill tobi!"
Itachi: "why?"
Tobi: "because….i'm your father" changes voice
Sasuke: appears out of nowhere "daddy?"
Itachi: "where did you come from?!"
Sasuke: points at the writer out of the screen
Me: "eeep!" jumps under the table
Sasuke: "daddy?" looks at tobi
Itachi: "father? Good! Now I can kill you twice" walks closer
Tobi: -.-'' "no! I'm not your father"
Itachi: "then who are you? And foolish little brother, why are you still here?"
Sasuke: "dunno, oh-yeah revenge!" runs toward itachi
Itachi: "if you stop I'll give you a tomato"
Sasuke: "ok, bye nii-san" takes the tomato and disappears
Itachi: turns to tobi "who are you tobi?"
Tobi: "you just said, I'm tobi"
Itachi: "no, that's not what I meant"
Tobi: "I'm not tobi?"
Itachi: "no, you are tobi, who are you?"
Tobi: "tobi"
Itachi: "ugh, you know what I mean!"
Tobi: clears throat "I'm….your..son!"
Itachi: -.-
Tobi: "daddy!" runs toward uchiha trying to hug him
Itachi: not buying it, side step
Tobi: falls down(anime tears on) "why don't you love me daddy!?"
Itachi: "you're not my son….my son is in anbu"
Tobi: "huh?!"
Itachi: "say it already! Who are you"
Tobi: "I'm tob.."
Itachi: "no! say the truth!"
Tobi: "I'm the leader!" evil voice on
anbu: appears out of nowhere "tobi uchiha, you are under arrest"
Tobi: "why! Tobi is a good boy! Not the leader"
Anbu: "but you just said so…oh! Hi dad!"
Itachi: " hello son"
Tobi: "leader is in that room" points at peins room
Anbu: "thank you, who are you?"
Tobi: "I'm your grandfather"
Anbu: "bye grandpa, bye dad" waves then enters peins room
Itachi: "who are you tobi"
Tobi: "I just said that I'm your sons grand father so that makes me…your neighbor"
Itachi: "what ever"
in the back ground:
"who are you!"
"you are under arrest"
"wtf!"
"tobi told me"
"TOBI!"
Anbu: "well bye, I'm going home now" carrying pein on his shoulder who is wearing his chibi-konan pjs then walks away
Pein: "no! he's the leader" points at tobi
Anbu: looks at tobi
Tobi: chibi mode "tobi is a good boy"
Pein: "traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" out of the HQ
Tobi: "itachi-san I…"
Itachi: sleeping on the floor
Tobi: smile, then goes back to his room
Next morning:
Kisame, deidara, tobi, zetsu, and sasori are eating breakfast in the kitchen.
Itachi: walks in with messy hair and still in pjs while dragging his blankie on the floor
Every one shrieked and point at his face
Itachi: "…?" walks to the mirror then gasp, he had wrinkles.
Konan: walks in "where is pein?"
Tobi: sitting on the chair staring at a sulking itachi in the corner "he's in konoha police station"
Konan: "what!"
Tobi: "police station"
Konan: "what! Wha.."
Tobi: "police station"
Konan: "what! Wh.." this time quicker, so tobi won't cut her off
Tobi: "police station" even quicker
Konan: "what! Why!" smirks, she was quicker
Tobi: "poli…HEY! Awww!"
Konan: "ha-ha, I win!"
In konoha:
"GET ME OUT!, NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Pein yelled from behind the bars.
Ok, there is a sequel to this story, it's called 'prison break' where pein tries to run away from prison. Hope you liked this chapter…review plz.
