Anbu and traitorous tobi

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Last time leader kicked itachi out of his room then went to sleep.

Itachi crawled through the hallways, he was too tired to walk, when his nose bumped into a pair of fuzzy orange night sandals.

Itachi: looks up "…." Starts to cry

Tobi: "itachi san?"

Itachi: cries harder

Tobi: "tobi will help itachi-san" jumps up and down

Itachi: not there any away with blankie flying behind

Tobi: grabs blankie and slides behind

Itachi: "let go!"

Tobi: "no"

Itachi: stops and yanks blankie and send tobi flying to the wall.

Tobi: slams to the wall then falls upside down and stays on his head…

Unfortunately the half of tobi's mask that's hiding the sharingan broke (just that half, the other is fine)

Itachi: stares….O.o "u-c-h-iha?!"

Tobi: .'' "oops"

Itachi: "aaah!" Uchiha senses tingling

Tobi: "tobi ….is… a… good…boy?"

Itachi: gets into kill-uchiha-stance

Tobi: gets up quickly then stares back at itachi "itachi-san can't kill tobi!"

Itachi: "why?"

Tobi: "because….i'm your father" changes voice

Sasuke: appears out of nowhere "daddy?"

Itachi: "where did you come from?!"

Sasuke: points at the writer out of the screen

Me: "eeep!" jumps under the table

Sasuke: "daddy?" looks at tobi

Itachi: "father? Good! Now I can kill you twice" walks closer

Tobi: -.-'' "no! I'm not your father"

Itachi: "then who are you? And foolish little brother, why are you still here?"

Sasuke: "dunno, oh-yeah revenge!" runs toward itachi

Itachi: "if you stop I'll give you a tomato"

Sasuke: "ok, bye nii-san" takes the tomato and disappears

Itachi: turns to tobi "who are you tobi?"

Tobi: "you just said, I'm tobi"

Itachi: "no, that's not what I meant"

Tobi: "I'm not tobi?"

Itachi: "no, you are tobi, who are you?"

Tobi: "tobi"

Itachi: "ugh, you know what I mean!"

Tobi: clears throat "I'm….your..son!"

Itachi: -.-

Tobi: "daddy!" runs toward uchiha trying to hug him

Itachi: not buying it, side step

Tobi: falls down(anime tears on) "why don't you love me daddy!?"

Itachi: "you're not my son….my son is in anbu"

Tobi: "huh?!"

Itachi: "say it already! Who are you"

Tobi: "I'm tob.."

Itachi: "no! say the truth!"

Tobi: "I'm the leader!" evil voice on

anbu: appears out of nowhere "tobi uchiha, you are under arrest"

Tobi: "why! Tobi is a good boy! Not the leader"

Anbu: "but you just said so…oh! Hi dad!"

Itachi: " hello son"

Tobi: "leader is in that room" points at peins room

Anbu: "thank you, who are you?"

Tobi: "I'm your grandfather"

Anbu: "bye grandpa, bye dad" waves then enters peins room

Itachi: "who are you tobi"

Tobi: "I just said that I'm your sons grand father so that makes me…your neighbor"

Itachi: "what ever"

in the back ground:

"who are you!"

"you are under arrest"

"wtf!"

"tobi told me"

"TOBI!"

Anbu: "well bye, I'm going home now" carrying pein on his shoulder who is wearing his chibi-konan pjs then walks away

Pein: "no! he's the leader" points at tobi

Anbu: looks at tobi

Tobi: chibi mode "tobi is a good boy"

Pein: "traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" out of the HQ

Tobi: "itachi-san I…"

Itachi: sleeping on the floor

Tobi: smile, then goes back to his room

Next morning:

Kisame, deidara, tobi, zetsu, and sasori are eating breakfast in the kitchen.

Itachi: walks in with messy hair and still in pjs while dragging his blankie on the floor

Every one shrieked and point at his face

Itachi: "…?" walks to the mirror then gasp, he had wrinkles.

Konan: walks in "where is pein?"

Tobi: sitting on the chair staring at a sulking itachi in the corner "he's in konoha police station"

Konan: "what!"

Tobi: "police station"

Konan: "what! Wha.."

Tobi: "police station"

Konan: "what! Wh.." this time quicker, so tobi won't cut her off

Tobi: "police station" even quicker

Konan: "what! Why!" smirks, she was quicker

Tobi: "poli…HEY! Awww!"

Konan: "ha-ha, I win!"

In konoha:

"GET ME OUT!, NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

Pein yelled from behind the bars.

Ok, there is a sequel to this story, it's called 'prison break' where pein tries to run away from prison. Hope you liked this chapter…review plz.