I'm back.

When I saw the shed shining in the middle of a wheat field I picked up my pace. I wanted to get back to Aperture before the Dragons realise where I've gone. I stopped outside the small metal building and looked around. How was I supposed to get inside? I left the giant metal body and watched as it folded up into a box the size of large computer tower. A bit bigger than my folded size but it was a bigger body. I picked it up and was only slightly surprised at the weight. It weight at least two hundred pounds. Lighter that I thought it would be. I noticed a sign on the shed that read that it was electrified. Okay. I heard a slight humming coming from the shed, proving that it was in fact electrified. I frowned before knocking on the new metal. Electricity passed through my as I touched it and I found myself thanking that my circuits could handle the electricity. It would fry a normal human. After a few seconds the door swung open. I stepped into the small elevator, holding the folded up suit with one hand. The door swung shut and shot down. The elevator stopped in the main chamber where GLaDOS hung facing the me. I gave her a wave with my free hand.

"Thank Science you're alright. We have a big problem. Our satellite is picking up a distress signal from the Arctic and it's now a stage 2 alert. Meaning that it is important. You need to find whatever it is." She spoke.

I nodded and asked "Okay. Two things. One. Keep this box safe. Two. I'm taking Connor and Nikki with me. Do you have anything that can get us there quickly?"

I placed the suit on the ground and a claw moved to grab it. It disappeared into the ceiling. Her bottom faceplate moved up to give her the look of a smirk. "At Aperture Science we make science of all kinds. Including military. We have a VTOL jumbo jet that can hold two tanks in it. I can have it fueled and ready to go within the hour. I'll bring the hangar and runway out of storage. I will fill it with weapons as well. Aperture took many grants in our time. It's the reason that we had so much money to do science. Go. I will get everything ready."

I raised an eyebrow. This was interesting. I shook my head and walked out the door and down the hallway. I turned for the catwalks and ran for them. As I reached it my hands grabbed the sturdy rail and flipped myself over it. My thrusters caught me and I propelled myself across the facility towards the location that Connor's watch was at. I stopped outside something that resembled a grey shipping container. I floated around it to a catwalk that was leading to a wooden door. I landed on the metal grid and knocked on the door.

"Who is it?" Connor yelled.

I rolled my eyes and yelled back "Krystal."

The door swung open inwards and Connor stood there, Nikki behind him.

Connor asked me "How are you here? They took you. In a planetary destroyer."

I gave a smirk and told them "It's going to need extensive repairs. I set the self destruct. Oh and I was wondering if you two would like to come with me. An adventure to the north. A distress signal is being received from there and GLaDOS wants me to check it out. She says that she has a jet getting ready. It will be ready within the hour. Will you come with me?"

They looked at each other before Connor answered "Yes. We will meet you in the main chamber once we are ready." I gave them a smile and walked out. I jumped into the air, my thrusters catching me, and took off through the empty space between the rooms. I flew through the facility before spotting a small white oval sitting on a catwalk. I slowed down and landed in front of it. It stood on three black pegs. I reached out for it and stopped when two small plates slid away from each other revealing a red optic. I frowned and scanned it. It had two chambers on each side filled with bullets. A processing center was located in the middle. The sides of it expanded outwards to reveal two sets of machine guns. A sentry turret.

"They are already there." I jumped back as a high pitched child's voice called out. I looked around and saw no one. "The Prodigal Son is awoken and sent to slay his sister." The voice called out again. This time I found where it was coming from. The small turret.

"What do you mean?" I asked the small machine.

"He is coming." The turret said. I frowned before looking around. I found a flat wall on a shipping container near the turret. My right forearm expanded outwards and pieces moved around to form something resembling a portal gun. I aimed at the shipping container side and fired. The particles hit the wall and dispersed. What? I tried again. The wall was more that big enough. It was flat. I frowned and increased power to the gun. I fired again and the portal opened for a split second. Maybe. I increased power again and fired. A neon green oval appeared on the wall. My arm went back to normal and the portal stayed. I jumped into the air and took off for the main chamber. I reached it easily and knocked on a panel.

The panel moved long enough for me to fly in. I landed and switched my arm to the portal gun. I shot a portal at the wall as GLaDOS watched me.

"What are you doing? And how did you get the portal device to place a portal on a non-portal-conducting surface?" She asked.

I replied to her as I stepped through the portal. "I found something on a catwalk. And what do you mean a non portal conducting surface?" I picked the turret up around the middle.

"Hello again." It spoke out.

GLaDOS leaned in and peered closely at the small machine. "It's you. This turret was found in a lab. Every time it is send through redemption it comes back exactly the same. It's been blown up and completely destroyed only for it to appear in another room." A claw came through the roof and reached for the turret.

"Lost. Find him. She knows. She is gone. He knows. Virgil. Shut down. Escaped. Find him. Find the lost one. Virgil knows where." The claw stopped just above the turret.

GLaDOS leaned in closer, her optic plates widening slightly. "Who?"

The turret's optic swiveled to stare at GLaDOS. "Virgil. He fell from his horse to the trash. He found her and they ascended into the heavens and killed the lost one."

"Who is the lost one?" GLaDOS asked.

"He was the Guardian for the humans. He will be the Goddess' Guardian. Protector of the ladies." The turret answered cryptically. I gave GLaDOS a curious look and she shrugged her massive chassis.

"Who is the Guardian? What is his name?" GLaDOS asked.

"Virgil knows. She knows." The turret looked down.

GLaDOS's optic plates slid to give her an annoyed look. "Who is she? Or who is Virgil?"

The turret looked at me before answering. "She is gone."

GLaDOS huffed and asked "Gone where?"

The turret was silent. It's optic slid shut and the legs folded up inside of it, leaving it as a big spherical metal tube on the floor. GLaDOS sighed before using the claw to pick it up. It disappeared through the ceiling.

"Where are you putting her?" I asked.

GLaDOS turned towards me and rolled her optic. "It is being put into a room where I can scan it to see why it is speaking in circles. Oh and the plane is nearly ready. It's being loaded with the last few items that will come in handy. While you are gone I will find whoever this Virgil is." I nodded before remembering something. I lifted my shirt a little and opened my stomach compartment. I pulled out the lemon and papers from Mr. Johnson's office. A panel came up from the floor to act as a table. I placed the papers on the table and the lemon next to them.

She peered down at them. "I'll have a look at the paper's later. The lemon is a prototype for a grenade. Mr. Johnson had it created after a rant of his a while ago. You can take it. I have no use for it."

I nodded and grabbed it. I placed it back in my stomach compartment and shut it. I smoothed down my shirt just before Connor and Nikki walked in. They were talking about something, I wasn't paying attention. They came over to us and Connor told us that they were ready. GLaDOS lowered the lift. Connor and Nikki squeezed into the back. I got in the front and the doors slid shut. I briefly wondered about the radiation before remembering that Connor's watch and thick Dragon hide would protect him from it and Werewolves are immune to most forms of radiation.

The lift started to slid up the rails towards the surface. A message popped up in the corner of my HUD alerting me that an unknown connection was trying to connect to me. I saw GLaDOS nod to me and I established a connection. I was connected to a private wavelength to GLaDOS. It was heavily encrypted and had a very strong connection. She disappeared from view as the lift went through the ceiling. It took just a few seconds for the lift to stop and the doors to open. We walked out and into the fake wheat field. I looked around and saw nothing except the shed we walked out of. Then the ground began to shake. A huge section of the wheat lowered itself into the ground and a runway came up. I activated my thrusters and shot up to look at it. It was 7,000 feet long with two side by side runways. A lone hangar followed it out of the ground near one end.

I looked down to Connor and Nikki and saw that they were staring in shock. I was shocked too. GLaDOS began to speak through the private connection. "The entire facility is built to be able to be hidden underground. Huge pistons move the facility around. The wheatfield is 10,000 feet by 10,000 feet and it can be completely pulled underground to move the facility up. When I went offline I had pulled everything underground to save the Facility. There is a Aperture Science VTOL Jumbo Jet in the hangar along with some… surprises that you will like."
I took off for the hangar, Nikki following me as a wolf with Connor hanging onto her back. I arrived much faster than they did. I landed and entered the building. It was actually a large building, capable of holding a 747. Inside was a pure white jumbo jet. It's fuselage resembled a AC-130 Hercules but the wings had four large jet engines. The wings could twist 90 degrees to allow it's VTOL abilities. The Aperture Science symbol was on the rudder. There was three cannons on each side of the body. A 10mm cannon set. A 50mm cannon set. And a 100mm cannon set. I smiled when I saw them. The rear doors were loading ramp doors to allow vehicles to easily get in and out. I opened the side door and walked inside of the body. I gasped at what was inside. A bunch of boxes and a tank. It was white as well with the Aperture logo on the sides. It had two self aligning treads and a huge cannon with two smaller cannons on each side of the main one. A machine gun was attached to the top on a spinning pedestal. I began to open the boxes to see a huge amount of weapons and ammo. Finally I got to the last box which was much larger than any other. About five feet long and three wide and tall. I opened it and gasped. I heard Nikki and Connor entering the hangar. I grabbed what was in the box and ran out of the plane. They gasped in shock when they saw me. I was holding a eight barreled minigun with nitrogen cooling and a anti-jamming loader. It was perfect.

"Are you feeling lucky punks?" I asked in the exact same voice from the movie. Connor kneeled over laughing while Nikki asked if I had a big enough gun. I just gave her a smirk and turned back to the plane. I carefully placed it back in the box and closed it. "Get in here. We are loaded up and ready to go." I yelled at them. They climbed in. Connor went for the pilot seat before I grabbed him by the ear and pulled him towards a bench behind it. Nikki sat in the co-pilots seat and looked around. I sat in the pilots and began flicking through switched and lever, turning the plane on the same way a AC-130 would. The engines came to life with a dull roar. The doors to the hangar slid open quickly. I taxied the plane out and onto the runway. I flicked through a few last minute things and asked GLaDOS if everything was in order. She said yes and I began to power up the plane. We started out slow but very quickly gained speed.

At 200 MPH with only three thousand feet left in the runway I pulled back on the yolk. The plane climbed easily and I pulled the landing gear up. I turned towards the Arctic and leveled the plane out at 30,000 feet and pushed it to 3/4ths speed. We were traveling at about 400 MPH so it would take about six hours to reach the arctic. I automatically set myself into a low power mode as I waited. My body would keep the plane level and headed toward our destination and alert me if something happened.

Okay. Chapter done. Have a good day. Funnybombninja out.