"Well, what are we going to do for my best Christmas ever first?" Ai asked.
"Well, I think we should get a Christmas tree." Sasori said. "We can decorate it with sparkly ornaments and strings of garlands and lights…"
"Don't get too full of yourself, Danna." Deidara said. "We're going to have a fireworks show, yeah."
"Yay!"
"Shouldn't that be the finale?" Itachi asked.
"That's what I plan, un!" Deidara smiled.
"We can sing Christmas carols and watch holiday movies!" Kisame squealed.
"And then Tobi can make those awesome popcorn balls!" Tobi squealed.
"Where'd you come from?" Hidan asked.
"And we can make Christmas cookies!!!" Kisame yelled.
"YEAH!"
"And then we can watch the fireworks in the beautiful snow!" Itachi said. "If I dress accordingly, the snow won't clash with my skin color!"
"But we don't get snow here." Gina said.
"It never does." Tina said.
"Well, we'll make it the best Christmas anyway, yeah!" Deidara said. "Now let's go get a Christmas tree!"
"Radda!" Bojidar punched the air.
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"Ok, the trick for picking out a Christmas tree is to find a small tree, but when you put it in the house, it'll be as tall as the ceiling!" Sasori said as they walked through the Christmas tree farm.
"Like magic?" Ai asked, who was hitching a ride on Deidara's shoulders.
"Yeah, just like magic, un!" Deidara said.
"Then let's get that tree!" Ai said as she pointed to a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.
"Let's get something a little bit nicer." Sasori said. Every year when it was time for the Akatsuki to pick out Christmas trees, Sasori always found the most beautiful tree in the farm.
"Radda!" Sasori looked up and saw Bojidar stuck in a huge Christmas tree.
"How'd you get up there!?" Sasori yelled.
"RADDA!" Bojidar replied as he pointed to a random hobo on the road.
"Hold on!" Sasori yelled as he began climbing up the tree.
"Are you sure that's a good idea dude?" Hidan yelled up the tree.
"Of course!" Sasori yelled back down at the now assembled crew staring up at him.
"Radda!" a voice came from below. Sasori turned around.
"HOW THE H**L DID YOU GET DOWN THERE!?!" Sasori yelled, his eyes bugging out.
"The Hobo caught Bojidar when he jumped down, Danna!" Deidara yelled up.
"Fine, I'm coming down!" Sasori yelled through clenched teeth.
Unfortunately, Sasori slipped on one of the branches and slid very painfully down the tree, branches hitting him in places that made the men down below cringe in pain.
Sasori then fell head first into a pile of pine needles, holding his crotch and cursing why he didn't fully make himself into a puppet.
"Danna!" Deidara yelled as he helped Sasori up. "Are you ok!?"
"I laugh at the thought of ever using that thing to have a family before I die in pain before you fools." Sasori groaned.
"Tobi found a good tree!!!" Tobi yelled as everyone stampeded on Sasori to see the tree Tobi found.
"If I ever find a woman that I have a child with, I'll be sure to tell her all the pain I went through to make her happy." Sasori scowled.
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"Well Tobi, you got a really good tree, yeah." Deidara said.
"It looks very pretty!" Gina and Tina smiled.
"Radda."
"Well, we'll meet up with you tomorrow." The Akatsuki said as they walked out the door and into their vehicle. But before they could get in their car, a gang of thugs began to beat up our heroes, err, villains.
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"But Kakashi! A gang of thugs took our clothes!" Sasori yelled at the cop who was writing the Akatsuki (who were hiding behind the bushes) a ticket.
"Even so, public nudity is unacceptable." Kakashi gave Itachi the ticket. "Two hundred dollars."
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Konan was sitting on the couch watching a movie with Pain. They normally never spent much time together, but whenever the Akatsuki was doing something, they always took advantage of the moment. Pain leaned over to kiss Konan when a crowd of nude Akatsuki members walked past. Pain and Konan nearly fell over at the sight of the Akatsuki, and Pain decided to go talk to them.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?" Pain yelled. "If you've forgotten, Konan was present!"
"But gangsters took our clothes." Kisame said.
Pain stood there for a minute, soaking everything in.
"If you don't spread rumors around about me and Konan, I'll let it go."
"Deal." They said as they all walked to their beds, dead tired.
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