Sorry its taken so long.

Stupid keyboard wouldn't work… also Pein's Daughter is a SEVERE procrastinator.

Disclaimer is the same as before.

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Orochimaru explains to the Akatsuki that Alex and Sam had served under before they were sucked into this world.

"The basics you must know are…

Stay away from wear pink or look scary.

Make nice with the teachers, don't piss them off, or they will hunt you down,

Stick with us and if anyone talks to you, don't answer.

… Wow it's really warm out!" Sam and Alex said.

With that they took off their sweaters.

"Holy Shit!" everyone but Alex and Sam scream.

"What?" Alex's asks.

Alex was wearing a shirt with a guy blowing his brains out. Sam was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a guy hanging himself. The Akatsuki and Orochimaru began to slowly back up, away from the two girls.

"Why are you backing away from us?" asked Alex.

"You two told us to stay away from people who look scary." Said a severely disturbed Zetsu.

"What do you mean were not scary?" Alex says, then she turns to Sam and asks, "were not scary are we?"

"… No not really." Sam replies.

Alex turns and throw's a shuriken at the bushes, killing a bunny. The two girls turned toward the bush and all the Akatsuki member's saw their weapons. Alex had a huge black sword and Sam had a huge white sword. Their size even rivaled that of the Samehada.

"HOLY CRAP! Those are your swords?" the jealous Kisame asked.

"Huh? These things? Yeah their ours." The girls replied.

Kisame crapped his pants.

"Well, we better go to your new home." Sam said.

The two girls led the Akatsuki to a two- story house.

"Welcome to our home." Alex and Sam say.

"Nice place. So um… when do we start school?" Deidara asked.

"Oh, you start tomorrow." Sam said.

The Akatsuki all started to moan.

"Now let's get you guys out of those rags, and show you your new home."

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Pein's Daughter got Sea- Monkeys a few day's before this. (She cant keep her pet's alive because everyone keep's killing them.)

Sorry that was random.