I don't own D. Grey Man in any way, shape or form. Just a fan of the series peeps.

I think this idea is long overdue to be made a chapter. So, I would like to thank two wonderful people, CrazyAnimeOtako198, yanatobosofan's-friend and many others for planting this thought in my brain. Enjoy, read and review always!

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Day 3: The Holy Mugeness-Part 1

One thing Lavi absolutely didn't like about this much free time, was that he was just to lazy to be productive. No how many papers Bookman Sr. threw upon his desk, none of them seemed as interesting to him when his mind wasn't active. This, of course, usually ended up with him getting a very effective left hook in the face by Panda. Nonetheless he was always reading. While Lavi was looking through the numerous shelves on that morning of the third day, he came upon a book about katanas. I don't think I've ever seen this one here before, Lavi thought. Usually Panda tells me when a new set of books come in so I can record them, but this… is something else.

It sure was an intriguing sight indeed. All the other books in the order were completely devoid of dust or any sign of disrepair. This one though was the exact opposite. It's cover was tattered and battle worn? Coffee stains of various degrees littered the pages. Interested, he snatched it up and began to read.

After a few moments though, the red-head's reading was interrupted by the sound of hurried footsteps ringing through the corridors. "Oh god! Where the hell am I?" Allen cried in despair, having been lost for the second time that day. He plopped down on a large stack of books he figured would serve as a chair.

A voice sounded from under him, "Are you lost again, Moyashi-chan?"

"Excuse me Lavi, but the name's Allen. Wait, where are you?" The Albino looked around for the familiar face but couldn't seem to spot it.

"Umm you're kinda sitting on me," Bookman Jr. whined. He squinted up to his friend, trying to hold back a cry from the severe pain.

"What the hell?"

It was scene to behold indeed. Not only was Lavi required to do his tasks by Panda's order, but also to balance a stack of books on his head while doing it. Fifty of them to be exact. "No wonder your hair is so flat at times buddy," Allen smiled, patting the huge History of Asia textbook he was currently perched on. Once these facts sunk in though…. "Oh my Lord! Oh my Lord! I have to get off of here! I swear, how the hell does your neck not break! We need to get you checked out." While the Albino was making a massive conniption fit on the leaning Tower of Piza, the red-head was having massive issues with keeping his head screwed on.

Slowly but surely, all good things must come to an end. Including the leaning Tower of Piza. With a very inglorious crash, Allen faceplanted into the ground, the books somehow landing one by one in a pile on top of him.

"Whoa!"

"Eek!"

Once the dust finally settled and the young Bookman was right in the head, he noticed the book from before. He blinked owlishly; then again, he blinked. "OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH I'VE GOT IT! HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO STUPID?!"

Allen facepalmed, "You're asking me this?" Under the books his voice was slightly muffled.

Lavi continued without taking head to the other's comment, "The answer is right here. Allen honey, get ready cause we're gonna mess with the oh holy Mugeness."

The Albino sweatdropped. "You must be nuts." There was no response for a while, during which he continued, "Hello~ I'm still here."

"No I'm not nu- oof!" A fist came blasting into Lavi's face.

"You idiot, pick up all these dang books you so unceremoniously dropped onto the floor." When his apprentice hesitated he yelled, "Now kid! I'm not getting any younger!"

"You sure aren- oof! Panda-san..."

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1) During this chapter I was listening to Lost In Stereo by All Time Low, A Thousand Years by Christina Perri, and In For the Kill by SKRILLEX. To all those people who love SKRILLEX and dubstep in general, kudos to you man. XD

2) Just a question for you guys, again. Oh geez, I feel like I'm hounding you guys. Oh well! What is your favorite D. Grey Man opening or music artist in general and why? This saves me the trouble of going on a Yahoo Answers poll.