Alrighty, folks!! Here's your update. It isn't that great. It's late and my ass hurts so...yeah. I'm making an excuse. Deal with it. Also, also, read that 'Happy Hunting' thing. It's not a story. But I'm cancelling all my other stories and I'm gonna start a new one.
I actually think I'm going to keep this one. It doesn't suck as hard as the rest. So please read it and review and stuff. So, Sasuke's mentioned up in 'dis bitch. Interesting, no? Also, I love how I made Tsunade punk everybody. :D Haha!
Naruto centric at first. Which means Naruto won't be named since he doesn't know his name.
Song Of The Chapter
Spinners - It Takes A Fool
(MY BREAKER NEVER WORKS SO BREAK BITCH)
If you have a lot of brothers and sisters, this has probably happened to you at least one time in your life. All of you fall asleep in the living room. Maybe you were watching a movie, maybe you were waiting for your parents to get home, or maybe you were all just scared, but for whatever reason, you all fell asleep in the living room. And then you wake up. And you know deep in the very spleen of your soul that it's still in the middle of the night. But for some strange reason, all the lights are on and there's just so much NOISE and all you want is to go back to sleep. But it's just so LOUD and BRIGHT and no body will just SHUT UP and you want to cry from the frustration and just KILL someone!!
The boy's eyes snapped open. He heard all the voices and it was too bright for him to be dead.
"Maybe he's from some other continent?"
"Uh...no."
"Maybe he's from my era?"
"Don't think so."
"No one asked what you think Inuyasha!"
"No one CARES what you asked for, wench!"
"TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!!"
"NO!!" The blonde groaned. Maybe if he ignored it, it would go away and he could go back to sleep.
"If you don't take it back right now I'm going to sit you into the next era!!" It wasn't working.
"Keh, whatever, wench." The injured boy didn't know who was talking or what they were talking about but he was getting pissed. He sat up and screamed.
"GAAHHH!! GOD WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!?" He groaned and let his body fall back on the futon.
"Hey Inuyasha...I think he's awake."
"No shit?" The one called Inuyasha scoffed.
"Here child." Mentioned boy opened his mouth as someone poured some liquid into it. He gulped it down and weakly wiped his mouth.
"Hey kid, you okay?"
"Nnng.." Surprisingly enough, he felt some of his strength returning. He sat up. "Uhhhh..." Okay, he DEFINATELY didn't know this place. It looked like he was in a hut. It was oldish looking and filled with shelves stocked with Kazekage knew what. He was laying on a straw futon and he had a huge pain in his neck.
"Kid?" The fact that someone had asked him something finally registured in his head. The blonde figured he better give them some form of intelligent answer.
"uhhhhhhhh..."
"I think I found out what's wrong with him!!" He looked down and saw some fox kid. Umm...what??
"What, Shippou?" Another woman asked.
"I think...he may be...retarded." That earned the fox kid a bop on the head from that Inuyasha guy.
"Keh, thanks for that, idiot."
"Ummm...who're you?" He asked, brain still a little foggy. He tried to force his mind into processing. Okay, Inuyasha guy. Had...ears?? He was wearing some weird red cosplay outfit. Probably a nerd, what with the bleached hair. That girl he was arguing with looked like a civilian in highschool, judging by the outfit. She had black hair and brown eyes. She generally had the 'nice girl' vibe going on. The fox kid -Shippou?- was...a mutant of some sort?? He had a tail and fox ears, right? So...either he was mutant, or a cosplayer with SKILLZ. With a 'z'. There other woman was older than that highschool chick. Same hair and same eyes, generally. She was wearing a weird spandexy thing and she seemed like a TenTen type girl. Nice until provoked.
"Oh, where are our manners! I'm Miroku." Said a man. Blondie hadn't noticed this guy. He was the only one that hadn't spoken so far. He was wearing a monk's robe. Weird. And was carrying a..staff. That was kind of lame.
"I'm Kagome!"
"I'm Shippou!! Hiya!!"
"I'm Sango. Very nice to meet you."
"Keh." Inuyasha, it appeared, was far too cool to introduce himself.
"Ugh," Kagome rolled her eyes and pointed at him offhandedly, "that's Inuyasha. He's always that way."
"I'm Kaede, child." The boy flinched when some random person plopped down next to him. He recognized the voice.
"You're...whos been taking care of me...?" He asked.
"Yes, child." Kaede smiled kindly. "And it's been no picnic, mind ye." She chuckled.
"Oh..." He said. Then he suddenly smiled. "Well hi everyone! My name is..."
"...Your name is..?" Miroku prompted.
"Uhm..."
"Keh, kid, it's not like he asked you to explain the Quadratic Theory. He just asked you your name."
"No need to be rude, Inuyasha," Kagome scolded. "And what the heck to you know about the Quadratic Formula?"
"That's not the situation at hand, wench! Kid, just tell us your name."
"Uhmmm...I don't...know??" The kid smiled and tilted his head in a Tohru-esque fashion.
"Well, shit."
(BREAK ME)
Sasuke sat in a room filled with various ninja, anbu, rookie, and any other type. He couldn't be bothered to speak so he let the others give the report and chose to not be the outlet of Tsunade's rage.
"What do you mean you can't find him?!"
"We followed him into a clearing and his suddenly dissappeard, Hokage-sama." Some random person responded.
"WHAT THE--" Tsunaded sighed heavily and plopped down into her seat. She took a chug of sake and pinched the bridge of her nose. "Do you know what this means?" Silence. "It means that Kyuubi is out there unsupervised!! Do you KNOW what could HAPPEN?!" Silence. "No, I suppose you morons don't. Look, you will find Naruto. Not only because he is the Kyuubi, but because I like Naruto and if he is not found I will be PISSED! YOU IDIOTS ARE DISMISSED!!" Sasuke calmly walked out as the others ran.
It didn't matter what any of them did. Sasuke knew they wouldn't find him. So tonight he would pack up and leave. Orochimaru knew just about every jutsu there was. If anyone knew how he could get to Naruto, it'd be that bastard.
And Sasuke WOULD get to Naruto. He was a Uchiha, and he REFUSED to just give him up.
(WHY DOESN'T MY FLUCKING BREAKER EVER WORK??)
Oh noes! D: Sasuke's going to OrochiMicheal!! NOOOO!! But, kudos to his determination to get Naru-chan back! :D
And, oh you'll love what happens to Sasuke. Trust. I haven't started it but the IDEA I have for him CRACKSME UP!! xDD Haha. Well, I hope it'll be as funny as it is in my head.
lol. REVIEW PLEASEEEE!! :) Tell me if this chapter sucks. I think I might rewrite it.
