The Cops finally left and took the 3 jocks into custody and towed their car. I sighed rubbing my head and Burt came up holding my shoulders and examining my back.

"Well I doubt they need stitches but I still want you to go to the hospital and get it checked out." Burt said firmly. I sighed and Puck walked up.

"I'll take her." Puck said with an honest expression. Damn if no one offered I could've 'pretended' to go and just come home claiming I forgot. I groaned.

"Fine but you're not driving my truck" I said firmly. Only people I trust with my cars are Burt and Kurt. Burt raised an eyebrow.

"You're in no condition to drive Mel I'm sure he won't hurt your truck." Burt said. Seriously, I'm going to slap these 2 boys.

"I'm a good driver" Puck said sounding insulted.

"My ass you are. If you were a good driver then that clunker of a truck wouldn't have a giant dent in the front bumper" I glared at Puck and Burt. Kurt sighed and walked over grabbing my keys.

"Let him drive so then you have a reason to smack him if he hurts your baby or just get a new car." Kurt whispered. He was so devious, I smirked. I taught you well young Padawon.

"Fine Puck you can drive I swear to god hurt my truck and I'll get pruning shears and cut off your junk and staple it to your forehead." I said harshly and Kurt handed Puck the keys.

"Uh huh" Puck replied obviously scared shitless to answer anything else. Good. I got in the car leaning on the dash board and Puck got in and started the car up and I turned on some 80s rock on low.

"You like KISS?" Puck asked like it was something truly astonishing.

"Ya, I love 80s music KISS is one of my favorites I like all music." I said in a low voice. I saw him nod out of the corner of my eye.

"So do you think you'd maybe-"

"Don't finish that sentence if you want to live. You're not my type. Get over it." I said with the bitch ice queen attitude Kurt taught me.

"How am I not your type? I'm everyone's type dude." Puck said obviously offended. Seriously? Was this guy POUTING? Oh give me a break. I sat up when he pulled up to a red light and gave him my death glare.

"Oh get OVER yourself. I hate guys like you. Big egos, think their shit don't stink? Give me a BREAK. Guys like you make me want to induce vomiting because you're pathetic and not everyone is going to like you. Want to know why? Oh Kurt told me EVERYTHING you did to him and no I don't care if you stopped you still did it and you never apologized for being an utter asshole. So right now I can and will despise you with a bloody passion. So get over yourself and shut up and drive idiot." I leaned back on the dash board and Puck started driving. I already knew what he was thinking, he was easier to read then Redwood Tree, ya know, Kurt's new bro. I can guarantee he was thinking about how no one else ever talked to him like that. Idiot.

After I got all bandaged up Puck drove me back to the garage then I drove home to Burt's house. Puck didn't say another word to me after I gave him a piece of my mind. I walked into the house with my 2 duffle bag and giant suitcase. I opened the door with my key and Burt hopped up to help me with my suitcase.

"Where do you want to sleep?" Burt asked. I smiled.

"Kurt's room." I said just as Kurt walked up the stairs.

"Uhh Finn is down there with Kurt." Burt said smugly.

"Kurt you don't mind if I shove Redwood Tree upstairs do you?" I smirked as he giggled.

"Not at all. I'm sure he'll be happy with that." Kurt giggled and grabbed my computer bag walking to the basement. I walked down after Kurt.

"Redwood Tree your moving upstairs I'm bunking with Kurt so shoo." I smiled then put my duffle bags down against the wall. Finn looked confused then just nodded and left. I plopped on Kurt's bed wincing at my back but relaxed.

"C'mere sexy" I motioned for Kurt to come lay down with me. He giggled and blushed and cuddled up next to me.

"I've missed you so much Mel." Kurt closed his eyes breathing deeply relaxing.

"Me too Kurt. So much. I hope I can just stay here I don't want to leave. I want to stay here with you you're my best friend." I said smiling and Kurt smiled.

"Please do. Even though we email back and forth everyday I still miss you being here, maybe now you can attract all the good looking boys so I can have them." He giggled.

"Ya I already told of Puck and I still haven't liked, kissed, let alone had sex with a guy. So you can have all the boys." I laughed.

"I can always kiss you and pretend to be straight again. Though you're more like a guy since you're a tomboy so I'd be more into it" Kurt laughed as I rolled my eyes.

"Ya well I'd be more comfortable kissing you then some idiot I'll want to smack cuz he just wants sex, sex, sex and more sex. I swear if I can't find a decent guy, I'm marrying you."

"Amen Mel." Kurt's phone vibrated and he pulled it out reading a text from Puck.

-Sorry I was such a douche and a dick to you man. You didn't deserve what I did to you. Tell Mel she was right.-

Mel read the text and smirked at Kurt who looked dumbfounded and then looked at me

"I didn't do it."

"Mel what'd you do?" I snickered. Damn Kurt knew me so well.

"I may have yelled at him giving him every reason why I don't like him and said he never formally apologized and all that jazz." I winked Kurt groaned.

"You broke Puck."

"Nahh I'm just gonna whip him into shape for you." Kurt turned bright red at that comment.

"W-what are you talking about?"

"Oh please Kurt I've known you for 16 years since freaking birth I know you better then yourself. I totally saw you check him out and staring at his ass."

"You suck"

"You just hate that I know you totally have the hots for Puckerman"

"I hate when you read my mind"

"You can read mine too. You just choose not too"

"I should start"

"Yes, yes you should, now seduce him and make him yours"

Operation Read Kurt's Mind: Completed