So...I'm sure you all want to slaughter me after my absence...;; I'm real sorry guys...got shot down in my prime by life...you know how it all bites us in the ass...don't deny it...lmao.

Uhh...so I know I should do this more but I'm totally lazy n whatnots...blargh.

Summary: You should know by now o 3o...the Akatsuki kidnaps Naruto and blah
Pairings: ItaNaru, slight SasuNaru, one sided KisaIta...more pairings might come.
Warnings:
What is yaoi without kinky sex? Gimmie a break guys! Oh...and there'll be some mpreg later...much later .
Disclaimer:
I shouldn't have to type this...it hurts my heart...TT

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Sleep proved to be a wonderful--though forceful--thing for Naruto. It'd felt like an eternity, and the cotton-headed feeling that coated the inside of his mind was nothing short of a nirvana to him. Images unfolded within his subconcious, painting the blank canvas of his dreams. Things were vivid, colorful. So convincing, so emotional...that Naruto could almost vouch for it being reality.
Those thoughts were shattered of course...by the sudden shock, coarsing through his very veins. The blond fox awoke with a cry, digging his nails so sharply into the dirt, the scent of his blood wafted through his senses.

"Wake up fox...we have a long way to go."
Such a barkingly commanding tone could only belong to one person. Shooting a scathing look toward the fish man, Naruto attempted to rise, only brought pain by his aching muscles, tender from the horrid elecric shock.
"Huh...a little shock and you can't even stand? Pathetic...you call yourself a shinobi?"

Naruto attempted to open his mouth, wanting to let loose the deluge of words he had packed away for Kisame. It was simply impossible to explain how much the fox hated that fish man. It'd leave even someone as loud mouthed as Kisame silent if Naruto was ever able to voice his opinion.
Which would be option number one...if he could free himself from the electrified contraption around his neck.

"You overdid it Kisame...the boy is exhausted."
For reasons he couldn't (and refused to) explain, Naruto felt his body flutter upon hearing Itachi's melodic voice. It was diffirent from last night's however. This voice was cold...uncaring. The voice Naruto heard...when only they were concious...was thick enough to run through his veins and coat him completely with a shiveringly pleasent sensation.
He'd never felt anything like it before...it frightened him...but yet fascinated him.

"Not my problem...if he can't walk then you carry him."
Saying nothing in responce to the retreating fish, Itachi silently strode over to Naruto's limp body and lifted it bridal style into his arms.
Naruto let out a small noise at this, and his cerulean oculars fluttered over toward the Uchiha, catching the slightest glimpse of mouth muscles twitching.
Before Naruto was able to recollect himself enough to speak of it, Itachi had began walking towards his partner.
"Just relax.." He cooed, sending shivers down Naruto's spine. "You'll be able to move again in a bit."
And since the blond had nothing else to do but believe the elder Uchiha, Naruto simply let fatigue catch with him once again, and fell into a deep, peaceful slumber.

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"The tracks lead up to here."
The three pursing shinobi slid to a halt, sighing remorsefully when Tsunade's pig glanced at them with a hopeless expression. Clenching her fist, the sannin release her pent up anger on a nearby tree, splintering and cracking the bark until it tumbled in a loud, crashing heap on the floor.
Neither Jiraiya, nor Shizune thought of any reason to counter this outburst.

"What now...do we...do we lose?"
"Of course not! We can't let them win Shizune. Now that they have Naruto in their grasp, this has become an extreme emergency. We must return to Konoha and inform the elders...and then I will take position and responsibility as Hokage."
"Let's hope we can mount a counterattack before those punks decide to extract Kyuubi.."

Sighing under his breath, Jiraiya brushed a hand across the bottom of his eye, preventing the tears from rolling down his painted cheeks.
"You're an old man Jiraiya...you don't have time to be crying.."
"Jiraiya...we don't have time to waste mourning. We might still have a chance...let's move."

Nodding and turning to face his sannin partner, the three shinobi dashed foward into the foliage, leaving the tattered forest remains behind them.

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Nightfall had settled by the time Naruto had finally awakened, and this time, he found himself beside yet another campfire. Instead of cold dirt however, Naruto's head was cushioned by something firm, warm, and soothing, and his body was draped in a warm cloth.
"Awake at last."

That warm, honey-thick voice again. Naruto nuzzled the warm surface again and purred, opening his eyes slightly. The energy was once again back in his limbs, and the blond pushed himself onto his arms, yelping when he saw Itachi's face.
"Aah!" He cried, falling back on his ass and trembling. The Akatsuki robe draped on his shoulders slid to the ground, revealing a surprisingly unclothed upper body.
"M-my clothes!"
"Relax...I only took your shirt off. You were sweating with a fever before...I kept you cool. You're of no use to us if you die."
"B-bastard.."

Smirking, Itachi gripped Naruto's cheeks firmly in his hand, forcing the blond to stare into his charcoal hues. Naruto trembled, trying desperately to pull away, but this endeavor only supurned a harsher grip from the raven.
"O-ow...that hurts.."
"I'm sorry...allow me to fix that."
Silencing Naruto's grunts of protest, Itachi pressed his lips fiercely against Naruto's. The blond tried desperately to pull him off, but fever was still present in his tiny body, rendering Naruto utterly useless. Quickly, the Uchiha pulled back and gazed down at the fox, amused by his reaction.
"Mm...you're so cute Naruto...play with me." He purred, kissing Naruto again, muffling any screams the blond may have wanted to let out for salvation.

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Ita rapes Naru o wo lmao...no this isn't where he gets preggers...just in case peoples is wondering...this story ish not centered around Naruto's pregnancy juuust yet.

Anyways...I hope everyone liked this chapter...took me a while lol.