A/N: I'm being kind, since the lack of *air quotes* every day updates...make the most of it :D
Edward:
Once I get home, I hear loud moans from my roommate.
Oh dear god, not again.
I swear; he must have had at least 100 one night stands. I'm actually considering getting the walls to his room soundproofed.
However, at least this time he is actually in his room and the door is closed. Scarred. For. Life.
I shake my head and go into my room, and try to come up with a plan to get Bella. If it was any other girl, I would just ask them out on a date. But Bella, she's different. And, I know her too well, so if we did get in a relationship and it didn't work, I wouldn't want to lose our friendship.
God, I'm screwed. And so is Emmett, too, just in a different way.
Emmett is my roommate, and also my best guy friend. We don't live together because either of us are short on money; we thought it would be fun, having our own bachelor pad. Emmett certainly isn't poor, he has his own gym business called 'McCarty's; Get Fit Quick'. Emmett to an outsider looks fairly scary, with his over-sized muscles, but he's no more scary than a teddy bear.
After a while, the moans become quieter, meaning I can finally get some sleep.
Damn Emmett and his one night stands.
A/N: Oh Emmett, how I would hate to live with him.
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