Title: I'm WHAT!...He's WHAT!
Summary: Jacob Black ends up pregnant with Edward Cullen's child.
Warnings: Contains mild slash and mpreg so if you don't like mpreg then don't read it. Yes I'm very aware that men can't have babies. That is why this is called fanfiction.
Disclaimer: Don't own the Twilight characters. Wish I did, but I don't
Author: Mikesh
Notes: Edward and Bella haven't gotten married yet. This story starts before Breaking Dawn does. Nothing major from Breaking Dawn will happen since I haven't read the book yet. However, there will be some ideas that I'm taking from the movie, but nothing that'll spoil the book/movie for those of you who haven't read/seen it yet. Also Jacob doesn't have long hair, he has the short spiky hair.
Once Carlisle left the Black house, he headed straight over to the hospital to run the tests. He left a note at home telling his family that he was called into the hospital. He knew since Bella's death, some of his family members blamed Jacob for her death. Carlisle wasn't one of them. He knew that there was no way Jacob could have saved her. Before he could even think of transforming, he'd been knocked out cold. Carlisle didn't tell his family this though, because he knew that it would cause problems, problems that they didn't need at this present moment.
Hospital
"How am I going to tell him?" Carlisle asked himself.
"Tell who what?" Jessie asked walking over to Carlisle.
"Oh hey Jessie, I didn't even hear you come in," Carlisle said lying through his teeth. He had heard someone come in, but had said that not loud enough for human ears, or so he'd thought.
"So what's going on?" Jessie asked.
"I'm just running a few tests for a friend of mine," Carlisle said.
"I hope there's nothing wrong with your friend," Jessie said.
"Not him, but his wife is pregnant," Carlisle said.
"And that's a bad thing?" Jessie asked.
"Yes considering they've been married a month and according to this she's two months along already," Carlisle said.
"Oh, ouch," Jessie said.
"Ouch indeed," Carlisle said.
"Need any help telling your friend?" Jessie asked.
"No, this is something I need to do on my own, but thanks though," Carlisle said.
"Ok if you're sure," Jessie said.
"Yeah I am," Carlisle said turning on the smile that drove all the nurses and some of the doctors wild.
"Ok, then I'll see you on Monday," Jessie said hurt that her flirting attempt didn't work.
It was well known fact that Jessie McQueen had a huge crush on Dr. Carlisle Cullen. Even Carlisle himself knew about it, but that also came with the fact that he was a vampire and had learned to read people over the centuries.
"How am I ever going to tell them?" Carlisle asked himself.
Carlisle had run the tests five times, and he still got the same answer. One answer that he never wanted to get in his life from a male werewolf's blood and urine. The test had shown that 17 year old Jacob Black was one month pregnant. With whose baby, Carlisle didn't know yet. But he was sure to find out. Now all he had to do was figure a way out to tell him that he was pregnant.
'Why him?' Carlisle asked no one but the ceiling.
Seeing that it was already going for ten, Carlisle decided that for tonight, he would just go home and then go talk to Jacob and his father in the morning.
When Carlisle got home, he found that only the girls were home. He figured that the boys wouldn't be home until sometime tomorrow afternoon.
Next morning: Jacob's house
Jacob had just finished what was starting to become a daily routine for him. Once he was finally done and able to stand up, Jacob went out to the kitchen to grab a glass of water. It wasn't until Jacob got to the kitchen that he realized that Carlisle was sitting in the living room.
"Jacob can you come in here for a minute," Billy called out.
"You get the tests back already?" Jacob asked looking at Carlisle.
"Yes I ran them last night," Carlisle said.
"And?" Jacob asked.
"Son I think you better sit down first," Billy said knowing that if Jacob was to faint on him, then he wouldn't be able to catch the boy.
Billy didn't know what was wrong with his son either, but from the look on Carlisle's face when he walked in, it wasn't good.
"What is it?" Jacob asked getting scared now.
"You're pregnant," Carlisle said knowing that it was best to just say it and not beat around the bush.
"That's a good one," Jacob said laughing while his father looked down right pissed off.
"I wish I could say that I was joking, but I'm afraid that I am not," Carlisle said.
"Ok then tell me this, how can I be pregnant?" Jacob asked deciding to go along with this weird joke that Carlisle was pulling.
"That I can't answer at this moment. All I know is that five tests say that you are pregnant," Carlisle said.
"HOW DARE YOU! I DID NOT ASK YOU OVER SO YOU COULD POKE FUN AT MY SON!" Billy yelled pointing his finger at Carlisle.
"Billy I wish I could say that I was joking. I'm afraid that I'm not," Carlisle said.
"Ok let's say that for one minute I actually believed you, which I don't. How far along am I supposed to be?" Jacob asked still laughing because he couldn't believe that the blood sucker would try to pull something that stupid on him.
"One month last Friday," Carlisle said.
"Jacob!" Billy yelled when he saw his son's eyes roll into the back of his head.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?" Billy yelled rushing as fast as he could over to the couch where Jacob had been set down by Carlisle.
"I didn't do anything Billy," Carlisle said putting his hands up in surrender.
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW!" Billy yelled.
"There are things that I need to talk to Jacob about first," Carlisle said.
"GET OUT NOW!" Billy yelled meaning it.
He knew that Sam would be just a phone call away if he needed him. Carlisle knew the same thing, for he took his leave without another word to Billy.
"Stupid bloodsuckers!" Billy said pissed off that he would try to pull something like this on him or his son.
"What happened?" Jacob asked coming back from faint land.
"You fainted," Billy said.
"Did he really just say what I think he said?" Jacob asked.
"Yes, I'm sorry son, I shouldn't have ever asked him to come here," Billy said.
"Its fine, but you have to admit it was a pretty funny joke," Jacob said laughing.
"Not to me it wasn't," Billy said.
"So you're right it probably wasn't. Well I'm going to go for a run," Jacob said.
"Are you ok, Jacob?" Billy asked.
"Yeah, why wouldn't I be?" Jacob asked.
"You tell me, you're the one that just fainted," Billy said.
"Oh that? Just to get him out of here," Jacob said lying like the wolf he was.
"Ok, be careful son," Billy said.
"I will be," Jacob said already half way out of the door.
Knowing that the pack could hear his thoughts, Jacob decided to not think about what Carlisle had just told him. Not that he believed Carlisle for one minute.
'Stupid bloodsuckers,' Jacob thought to himself.
"Who is?" Seth asked back.
"No one, Seth," Jacob said.
"But you just said…" Seth said before Jacob talked back.
"Seth just forget it ok?" Jacob asked.
"Fine man," Seth said coming and finally joining Jacob on his run.
It was well past dark before Jacob came home. Had he known what was awaiting him there, he would have chosen to stay out all night long. But not knowing he came home to come face to face with Carlisle Cullen in his living room.
Carlisle knew that he needed to get both Jacob and Billy to believe what he was saying was true. So he'd brought the only thing that at this point could prove his point. That being a portable heart monitor. Not only was it to prove to them, but himself that after all these years he wasn't finally starting to go crazy. At this point he was starting to think that he'd rather choose crazy over the fact that a werewolf, who was also human was pregnant with who knew's baby.
"What is he doing here?" Jacob asked when he saw who was in the living room.
"I came here to prove to you both that I'm telling the truth," Carlisle said standing up from the couch.
"And how do you plan to do that?" Jacob asked.
"By this," Carlisle said holding up the device.
"What the hell is that?" Jacob asked.
"This is a portable heart monitor that we use at the hospital," Carlisle said.
"What? You think if I hear my own heartbeat that I'll believe you? I think you've finally gone off the rocker," Jacob said.
"I'm not going to let you hear your own heartbeat. I'll let you hear your baby's heartbeat though," Carlisle said.
"That's assuming that there is a baby there. Which there probably isn't," Jacob said.
"That's what we're about to find out," Carlisle said.
"It's your life doc," Jacob said.
"Please lye down on the couch," Carlisle said removing his medical bag from the couch.
"Ok," Jacob said feeling his cheeks start to flame.
'God this is so embarrassing,' Jacob thought.
"I'm going to have to ask you to strip down to your boxers," Carlisle said.
"Like hell I am!" Jacob exclaimed from the couch.
"I need all of your stomach exposed," Carlisle said.
"Like hell you do!" Jacob said standing up in front of the doctor.
"Jacob it'll be a lot easier to find the baby that way," Carlisle said.
"Jacob just do as he says," Billy said.
"The sooner we get this over with that way," Billy said when his son looked at him like he had two heads or something.
"Fine," Jacob said going to his bedroom to go remove his pants.
"Thank you," Carlisle said when Jacob came back into the room.
"Just get this fucking over with," Jacob said feeling like the embarrassments would never end.
Little did Jacob know at that time, that it would be some years before the embarrassment would ever go away for him.
"Ok this maybe a little cold," Carlisle said apply the jell to Jacob's stomach.
"A little! What the hell did you do? Stick it in the freezer?" Jacob yelled jumping.
"I can assure you that I didn't," Carlisle said trying to hide a smirk.
"Just try to relax, this will all be over with soon enough," Carlisle said when he heard Jacob's heart rate speed up.
'God I hope so,' Jacob thought to himself.
It was very faint at first, but as Carlisle moved the scope around Jacob's stomach, you could hear the fast whooshing of a baby's heartbeat.
"No, this isn't happening. That machine is fucked up or something. There is no way in hell that there is anything living in there," Jacob said jumping up from the couch and pointing to his stomach.
"Jacob, I'm sorry but there is," Carlisle said.
"No, there isn't anything in there. There is no way in hell that there can be anything living in there," Jacob said.
"Jacob if you and your father would like, we can go to the hospital and I can do an ultrasound, so you can see the baby for yourself," Carlisle said.
"Why? So that you can make me out as some freak to that freak of a family of yours?" Jacob asked on the verge of fainting again.
"I would never do something like that. I know how it feels to be on that end. I was there at one point Jacob, I wouldn't do it to someone else. But I think that we need to get this figured out," Carlisle said.
"Jacob we're going. Son we need to get this figured out once and for all," Billy said.
"Like hell we are!" Jacob said bolting for the door.
Before he could make it out, Carlisle was blocking his way.
"Move," Jacob said.
"No, I can't do that," Carlisle said.
"Move," Jacob said on the verge of loosing it.
"No," Carlisle said standing his ground.
"MOVE!" Jacob yelled.
Instead of fighting, Carlisle let Jacob go, he knew that Jacob needed to get away before he lost it. Carlisle didn't want one of them to do something that they would later regret.
Meanwhile, Jacob was furious. He just ran, he didn't answer any of the calls from the pack. He knew that if he saw one of them now, then someone could end up hurt. He didn't want to hurt one of his friends, so he just ran and ran.
Jacob didn't know how long he ran for, but the next thing he knew it was dark outside and his legs were on fire. He decided to rest by a tree for a couple of minutes. He knew that he would have to get home before his father sent Sam and the pack out looking for him.
