Ahem…So…I may not have posted yesterday, but I wasn't really motivated to so call me lazy I don't know…

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"What the bloody hell?" Ciel murmured while sitting up from his work to look outside the window. He saw nothing but the calming garden.

Sebastian looked up from pouring his young master's tea. "Is something the matter My Lord?" he asked calmly. The butler then set the tea on Ciel's desk alongside some cake. Seriously why does the kid always eat cake and shit? The butler thought moodily. I want cake…

"I thought I heard a strange noise outside. It's probably Finny though. Never mind." The Earl dismissed it and returned to his paperwork. Sebastian looked out the window through narrowed eyes while returning some things to the cart.

Outside the two teenage girls sat against the manor's southernmost wall behind a rosebush. Akona had her hand over Esther's mouth and they were both breathing heavily from the rush of almost being caught.

Esther whispered behind her bro's hand. "Melting the ice~ for me-"

"Shut up!" the taller girl growled. "Come one we need to find a way in…" They stood carefully and snuck around the large house, keeping close to the walls. Once they got to the main garden a large white ball came into view. The ball unraveled itself and the massive head of Pluto stared questioningly at the two.

"Plu Plu!" Esther squeaked. "Oh mi gawd he's like a giant furball!" She reached out to pet the demon dog who stood and leaned into her touch, shaking the ground while doing so. Akona grabbed her friend by the hand and yanked her back to the safety of the mansion wall.

Pluto, for once, didn't seem too interested in them and laid back down sleepily.

"The hell? I wanna pet the giant ass dog!" Esther shouted, forgetting that they were supposed to be undercover.

"Yeah and he'll alert Sebastian just by moving, now come on!" Continuing along the border they came across a vine-like plan growing up the wall leading towards a window. It looked sort of rustic and medieval the way it was attached to the stonework.

"Here we go bro up the wall!" Esther took a running start and hopped onto the vines, which held her as she climbed up.

No wonder she scaled that tree so damn fast Akona thought as she stood watching. Her bro sure as hell was good at climbing shit. The brunette followed and they clung to the wall next to the window, side by side.

Wordlessly, Akona handed Esther her knife after using the complicated series of flips and twists used to open it (Butterfly knife). Using the knife Esther (being closer to the window) picked the lock and soon they were inside the manor.

"Fucking gorgeous in here bro." Akona whispered in amazement. They stood in the parlor, taking in the intricately designed room.

"Neh, I guess." Esther shrugged and walked out of the room, she had absorbed every second of the anime and manga, so this wasn't too much of a shock. Akona followed her out of the room. They followed the buddy system strongly in situations like this.

In the hallway they would examine an expensive object, talk about it quietly, before one or the other would shove the person talking into the object. This resulted in many shattered vases and broken picture frames as you could imagine. Now our two bros didn't give a flying fuck if they broke something, because they wanted to meet Sebastian anyway and the Earl had enough money to replace just about everything.

Soon enough, the demon showed up.

"I would appreciate it if you would stop destroying the items you observe." His suave voice came from behind them. While Esther turned around and gazed into his forbidden reddish brown eyes Akona gently shoved the vase onto the floor, earning a shattering sound as the china split into a thousand pieces. Sebby's eyebrow twitched angrily.

"Oh?" Akona said with attitude as she looked over her shoulder at the butler.

"Akona lay off. It's Sebastian fucking Michaelis!" Esther fan-girled hard.

"It is hardly ladylike of you to curse like that." He said while taking a step closer.

"…" Esther was speechless in the presence of the demon now.

"Well there's a difference between a lady and a woman." Akona filled in, turning around to face him. Esther elbowed her harshly.

Sebastian looked behind them and followed the path of destruction with his eyes. They had come from the only room in the hallway with an open door no doubt, but the question was how? He was certain that the windows had all been locked, with the best quality latched no less, and yet they managed to get in that way.

Little did everyone's favorite butler know that was a 19thcentury lock, and they'd busted into banks.

"You're wearing spectacles…" he thought out loud while watching Akona.

"No shit?"

"You wouldn't happen to be a Reaper than would you?" he sniffed subtly for their souls but came up with an unknown scent, certainly not human.

Esther thought it over in a quick second and replied before her bro could. "Yeah, what of it?" she said defensively. "Got a thing against Shinigami?!" she puffed out her chest and started to fake charge a little.

The butler drew his silver knives. Apparently he did have a thing against them.

"Fuck Esther…" Akona whispered angrily.

"Hey I thought he'd back off okay?!" She whispered back

"Well then, seeing as you're the ones trespassing I would suggest that you leave quickly." He watched the pair before tilting his head and holding it with his free hand. "Where's your Death Scythe, if you're a Reaper?" He asked Akona.

Without thinking Akona whipped out her butterfly knife and held it correctly in front of herself, getting into a fighting position. Shit shit shit what the fuck am I getting myself into?!

Sebastian saw this as a threat and threw his weapons at the two. Esther closed her eyes and prepared for death while Akona leapt without thinking. The half Filipino girl opened her eyes to the sound of metal clashing against metal as the large blade in Akona's hand deflected the silverware.

Instantly the taller teenager caught the falling knives and threw them at Sebastian before snatching Esther's arm and dragging her down the hallway at an amazing speed. They sprinted through a random door and nearly collided into the thirteen year old boy who was leaving his study.


A bit of a cliffhanger? No…not really. Anyway I know it's not as funny as usual but I needed a serious chapter as I am in a strangely serious mood. I don't know why, but I'm not happy today…

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