Poker Faces

Chapter Four: Classified

Disclaimer: I don't own this. C'mon people.

Summary: She hates change. He stays the same. She's lonely. He likes the company. She wants to keep a secret. He'd never tell. It's completely perfect, until something unexpected happens… L/L

A/N: Thanks so much for all the reviews, guys. It makes this whole grounding thing a lot less boring, and I really, really, really appreciate it.

This chapter is rated M.


Her refrigerator was still broken. The refrigerator guys sucked. Her laundry still wasn't done. She still wasn't wearing any underwear. She still had to pick up that rocker she ordered a few weeks ago, at Mrs. Kim's.

So, she decided to go to Luke's.

"Hey." She said, when she opened the door.

"Hey." He replied quickly, buzzing by her with some plates.

"Anywhere?" She asked.

"Yep."

She was too tired to do her normal quip, so she took a seat at the counter.

"What can I get you?" He asked, a few minutes later.

"Um… a refrigerator guy who will fix my fridge before all my food goes bad or gets moldy, or melts everywhere… some clean underwear… a maid… and a machine that will magically transport a rocker from Mrs. Kim's to my family room."

"So… coffee?"

She sighed. "Please."

"So tough day?" He asked, turning around to get her coffee.

"You have no idea." She told him, trying to keep her eyes from wandering. People were around. People were around. But, jeez, he had a nice ass, didn't he?

"I could look at your fridge if you want."

"Do you know anything about fridges?"

"Not really."

"Maybe I should just go back to the old fashioned way, and keep my take out in salt."

"That's an idea." He told her, sarcastically.

"Mhm." She said, sipping her coffee. Then, she had another idea.

"Hey, can I use your bathroom?" She asked.

He looked at her like she had just started growing another head. "You don't need to ask to use the bathrooms, Lorelai."

"No, the one in your apartment." She told him.

"Upstairs?"

"That is where your apartment is."

"Right… Why?"

"I hate public bathrooms."

"Uh… sure…" He said, trying to figure out what she was up to. "Here's the key." He said, handing it to her.

"Thanks." She said, standing up and then winking at him.

She went behind the curtain, and upstairs. She unlocked the door, and stepped inside. She had never been in his apartment before. It was very… Luke.

She sat down on his bed, and tapped her foot on the floor. She wondered how long it would take for him to figure it out.

She looked down at the bed. Flannel sheets, how adorable.

She checked her watch, and then glanced around his apartment. She spotted a radio on the kitchen table. She turned it on, and played with the stations until You're So Vain by Carly Simon started playing.

She figured she might as well get a head start, so she stood up, and started discarding her clothes while singing along to the song.

She took off her shoes and threw them by the door. Her socks came off next, and she threw them somewhere in the same time zone as her shoes. She took off her jacket, and threw it on a chair. She started taking off her shirt, but it got caught on her bracelet. She eventually got her shirt off after a big struggle, and threw it somewhere by the closet. She went over to her dresser and took out her hair elastic, then set it on his dresser. She decided taking her bracelet off would be a good idea, too.

She heard him open the door as she was struggling to get her bracelet off. It was being super stubborn today. She didn't turn to look him. She just stood by his dresser, in her jeans and red lacy bra, struggling to get her bracelet off.

She was a little surprised when she felt him place his hands on her waist from behind. The music was loud, and she hadn't really heard him come behind her. His hands were a little cold, but also soothing. He rested his head on her shoulders and he kissed her neck a few times.

"Mmm… Took you long enough."

"Well I think the town would figure it out if you went upstairs and I went up right after, and then we didn't come down for a while."

"Mhm." She said, reaching behind him, and running her fingers through his hair, as he continued kissing her neck.

"What is this crap?" He asked, after a few moments.

"This isn't crap." She said, turning to face him. "This song- it's been a musical mystery for years. I mean, whose she's singing about? Whose so vain? Is the song really about anyone… Maybe it's about everyone." She said, raising an eyebrow.

"You have too much time on your hands."

"Didn't your mother ever teach you not to make fun of a half naked women standing right in front of you."

He laughed, and leaned down to kiss her. She went on her tiptoes and threw her arms around his neck. He pulled her closer to him.

They stayed like that until they ran out of breath. They pulled apart, and once they caught their breath, she smiled, and pushed him towards his bed. He sat down on the corner, and she climbed on his lap, straddling him, with a grin on her face.

"Can we turn that crap off?" He asked her.

"Do you want everyone to hear us?" She asked.

"Aw jeez… We shouldn't be doing this now."

She pouted, and scooted closer to him, on his lap. "C'mon Luke, I've had a shitty day. I need some cheering up."

"Lorelai…" He said, having a hard time fighting her, since she was sneaking her hand down his pants, ever so slowly.

"I'll be quiet." She told him.

"I doubt it." He told her knowingly.

"I hate it when you're cocky." She said, slipping her hand out of his jeans.

He frowned. "I'm just saying."

"Yeah, yeah… Just ignore the music, kay?" She said, already reaching for the buttons on his shirt. "What did I tell you about these damn buttons?" She asked, aggravated.

"Sorry." He laughed.

"And let me guess, you're wearing what- six layers today?"

"Only two." He protested.

"You don't know how lucky you are… My shoes are off, my jacket, my shirt… I'm not even wearing any freaking underwear… You just don't know how good you have it." She babbled on, as she unbuttoned his shirt, and he kissed her neck.

"I think I do." He told her. He said it as a joke, but for some reason, it sounded much more important than a joke.

"Finally!" She said, as she got the last button, and started pushing his flannel off his shoulders. After she flung it somewhere around the door, or maybe the kitchen table, she grabbed his face, and brought his lips to hers.

They kissed for a few more minutes, until Lorelai pulled away. "Okay, you take your shirts off… I'll get my pants, and yeah, take off your pants, too." She said, breathier than normal, as she climbed off his lap, and hurried to unbutton her jeans. He stood up and quickly took off his two shirts, and then his jeans.

She pushed him down again, and climbed back on his lap, the same way as before, only this time she wasn't wearing anything, and he was only in his boxers.

She pulled herself very close to him, and went on her knees, so she wasn't even sitting on him anymore, and he had to lift his head to kiss her. Her arms were around his neck, and her fingers in his hair. Both of his hands were on her back, pulling her impossibly close to him.

After a few moments, her hand was down his boxers again.

"God, Lorelai…" He said, as she pulled away from him to trail kisses up and down his neck. He stuck one of his hands in her hair, and the other, down behind him for support. "Jeez…"

"And he says I'm loud." She said with a smile.

He took that as a challenge, kissed her, and moved his hand down lower, in between her legs. Without any warning, his fingers began to dance inside her.

She gasped against his mouth, because she actually wasn't expecting that, and God did it feel good. She made more appreciative noises as she pushed him down on the bed.

"Luke…" She said, softly. He kissed her, and put his hands back on her hips, as she took off his boxers.

"You're beautiful, you know." He told her. He wasn't exactly sure why, it just came out because, well because… She was beautiful.

She looked down, and blushed. When she looked back up at him, she crawled back over to him and lied down on top of him.

"You're beautiful, too, you know." She said with a smile.

"Jeez, I was just saying."

"Well, so was I."

He shook his head, and kissed her. She tried, but she couldn't get what he said out of her head. Was that allowed? Did it mean something?

Did she want it to?


Well, there you go. Nice quick update.

I don't know when the next one will be. I have to go to a confirmation party at 7, and then I have MCAS all week, so I might be tired or just not feel like writing or something. I doubt that'll happen since it's just MCAS, but idk. And yeah, I'll probably have time to right it, since I am still grounded and everything… but like I said, I might not feel like it.

I'm just warning you, incase there isn't an update for a few days, you'll know why.

Next Chapter:

Hanky-panky: It's Luke's birthday and Lorelai has a present for him.

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