hdark: hello I'm back and I still don't own naruto


Dark:I'm back and how are you neji

neji:-shaking uncotrlaby- RAPE

Dark: I see I have done a good job -smiles britely-

sakura: how can you get pleasure out of this

dark: want to try to say that again -without a tongue

sakura: -backs down- no

dark: I thought so and I got more dares

everyone: that sucks

dark: so do you

everyone: whatever

dark: it says miroku if you and sango went on a vacation where would you how much ramen can you eat?sasuke what possed you to model your after a chicken?Neji ever considered a mullet? Hinata ballet,maybe?Orochimaru are you the boogie man or have you ever met him? Inuyasha tell the truth have you ever eaten a dog biscuit and did you like it ?Jaken are you mad that you not have been mentioned yet?

MIroku: I would go to a women's spa

Sango:PERVERT-hits him-

Dark: not surprised what about yopu naruto

Naruto: if your lucky enough to feed all the homeless and the poor the hidden leaf village and all missing nin.

Dark:-just stares-wow sasuke

Sasuke: it all started on my grandad's farm-tells the story-and then we ran through the sunset

Dark:.............

everyone:..............

Dark:..............

everyone:..............

Dark:.............

everyone:...........

Dark:well

everyone:ok

Dark:well what about you neji

Neji: RAPE

Dark: that was your answer orochimaru

orochimaru: boogie

Dark: ok hinata

hinata: i-it s-s-eem ok

Dark: finally, a normal answer-eyes well up with tears-

Dark: Inuyasha

Inuyasha: was that that thing i kagome's bag

Kagome:sit Boy!!-thud-

Dark:-anime sweatdrop-jaken

jaken: well I think-

Dark: the only reasons I did not add them is because jaken i s way to does not talk very much

seshomaru:.........

Dark:see and I guess I could add rin

Rin:hello

Dark:awwww

Dark:-evil self- now another torture Sasuke you have to get chained up with orochimaru mwahahahahahahaaha

In a dark room

orochimaru: sasuke-kun I want your want your body

Sasuke: what the f-

Itachi:sasuke you will never have a chance at killing me naruto has a better chance

Sasuke: Itachi!

Dark: lets pump this up a little raped fangirls no jutsu

sasuke in a room chained up

sasuke:where am I

fangirl:with us!!!

sasuke:noooo

Back with us

Sasuke:RAPE

neji:RAPE

Dark: as i said before i love my job now review and I'll be back